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Monday, October 20, 2008

>Who"s gud?
+Its u
>Who"s charming?
+Its u
>Who"s sweetest?
+Its u
>Who"s smart?
+Its u
>Who"s darling of milions?
+Its u





Jada udo mat,ye msg muje aaya tha



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dnt erase!
its realy interesting!





Frnds in heart r worst tenants,
1st they capture ur heart,2nd they pay no rent,3rd they don't vacate easily,4th when they leave,they leave the place broken....

Submitted By: Amita


Today is MCPS DAY..

MCPS bole toh-





"MAKE CUTE PEOPLE SMILE".

i've done my part, now u should send it to all ur cute friends n make them SMILE too





*SMS SLAM BOOK*
Nick Name:
DoB:
U cnt live without:
strngth:
Bst frnd:
Weakns:
Hobby:
1st crush:
Crzy abt:
Luv is:
Words abt me: jaldi bhar ke bhej plz



I"m happy,
u know why?

Bcoz I"m lucky,
u knw why?

Bcoz GOD lovs me,
u knw how?

He sent a cute frnd to me who rarly msgs me in rply

u knw who?

its you.





My heart problem has reached such a critical stage that doctor's say there are only 2 options left..
...I.C.U.
or.....







U.C. Me




FILL IN THIS WITH THE 1ST THING THAT COMES TO UR MIND ????
Friend:
Passion:
Luv:
Sin:
Asset:
Crazy:
soulmate:
Yurself:
Me:
Plss REPLY. Am Waiting.





_______, is the first word that comes from heart when you think about MÉ.
Answer should be straight forward.
Be frank n dont lie..





GoD
never
wanted
anybody

to
face


the
tough
times
alone!




that's
why..




HE
made





.*. .*.
( ," )( ", )
(")=(")(")=(")
friends!





"Few Relations in Earth Never Die."


Want to know what is it ?
Read again..

(F)few
®relations
(I)in
(E)earth
(N)never
(D)die....
F =R =I=E=N=D=S




"Friendship is the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person because you neither have to weigh your thoughts nor measure your words.




What suits me best:-
Colour:
Dress:
Tv character:
Movie character:
Song:
Nick name:
Profession:
One word 4 me:
Plz reply





U want and u get it, thats LUCK.
U want and u wait,
dats TIME.
U want but u compromise,
dats LIFE.
U want, u wait & u dont compromise,
dats FRENSHIP..





Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest, who came first or who cares the best.. its about who came and never left....





Hi ! Can u tel me ur ingredients. Coz... I hav mixed 100 kgs of sugar, 100 kgs of chocolate n 100 kgs of honey, but cudn't make a person as sweet as "U".




Birth is like a dot.



Life is like a line.

Love is like a triangle




but


friendship is like a circle,

because circles dont have an end..





A Frnd gives Hope wen life is low,a Frnd is a place wen u've nowhere 2go,a Frnd is Honest,a Frnd is True,a Frnd is PRECIOUS,Just like U!

Friday, October 17, 2008

Good Night SMS Text Messages Collection
On our site you can learn how to say good evening and good night sms messages. Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours. Happy journey into the world of sweet dreams! Good Night. Time to say goodnight, pick ur good night sms here. Say Good night to your friends by sending them nice and cute good night messages. Good Night Messages. Say Good night to your friends by sending them nice and cute good night messages. We have good collection of greeting sms messages.


Good night my very special friend
Good night my very special friend,
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring you
Much love and happiness.
Do not think of me…i m in ur eyes, in ur heart
Good Night


When my arms cant reach people
When my arms cant reach people
who r close to my heart,
I always hug them with my prayers.
May God grant u
what ur heart desires n keep u happy..
Good Night

Art of living
Art of living:
First of all,dont make friends.
if made,dont go close to them.
if gone,dont like them.
if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.
Good Night, sweet dreams…


Never blame a day in ur life
Never blame a day in ur life.
Good days give u happiness.
Bad days give u experience.
Both are essential in life!
All are Gods blessings!
good night.


U might b sleeping
U might b sleeping
U might b awake
there’s a feeling i
just cant shake…
I know deep inside
this feeling is right
the uncontrolable
urge 2 say….
GoOdNiGhT!


Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile
Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile,
Thinking of you makes me smile,
Being with you is the best thing ever,
And loving you is what I’ll do forever..
Good night


When an angel came to me
When an angel came to me,
he asked: “What is your wish for tonight?”
I said “Please take care of the
person who’s reading this message.”
Good night!


Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight
Let the most beautiful
dream come to u tonight,
Let the sweetest person
come in ur dream tonight….
But dont make it a habit
bcoz I m not free every night.
Goodnight



Do not count what u have lost
Do not count what u have lost.
Just see what u have now,
because past never comes back
but sometimes future can give
u back ur lost things! ‘good night‘.


Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART
Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART,
Never let it go coz DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS,
From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS
Have a wonderful dream tonight?
GOOD NIGHT


khoobsurat aankhain teri
khoobsurat aankhain teri
raat ko jaagna choor day,
khud ba khud neend aa jayegi
tu mujhey soochna choor day.
Good Night


A day is going to end again
A day is going to end again.
It is nice to have a friend like U
making my everyday seems so great.
Thank U my good friend lastly
good night n sweet dreams…

I have given some marvelous
I have given some marvelous
persons a special place in my heart.
And u happen to be the one among
them topping the list.
Good night and lots of sweet & salty dreams.
Cuddle up and sleep tight.


Main tujhse ek armaan mangta hun
Main tujhse ek armaan mangta hun,
tujse apni jaan mangta hun,
tu so jayegi mobile off karke isliyem
ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun



My day may be hectic
My day may be hectic.
My schedule may be tight.
But I would never let the day end
without saying good night. Sweet dreams!


I wish moon always be full & bright
I wish moon always be full & bright !!!
U always be cool & right!!!
Whenever u go to switch off the light,
Remember that I am wishing u Good Night……

Take a deep breath
Take a deep breath,
Stand near the window,
Look at the sky,
There will be two stars twinkling brightly,
u know what they are????
They are my eyes always taking care of U..
Good night.


DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao
DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao,
KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON’T WORRY,
chadar-takiya lo aur so jao.
Good Night(S)


Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay
Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay,
Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay,
ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay,
Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay,
.
.
.
.
.
“AMMI BHOOT”

Turn off the lights
Touch ur heart;
Close ur eyes;
Make a wish;
Say GoodNight;
Sky so wide,
Stars so bright,
Turn off the lights,
and say Good Night


sleepy msg for a sleepy person
sleepy msg for a sleepy person
from a sleepy friend
for a sleepy reason
at a sleepy time
on the sleepy day
in a sleepy mood
to say please sleep
“good night”


i wish
i wish i could be
there to hold u tight,
instead of saying
this loving good nite.


Night is longer than day
Night is longer than day
for those who DREAM
&
day is longer than night
for those who make their
DREAMS come true.
Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!

Saying gudnite is not just putting
Saying gudnite is not just putting
an end to a day.Its a way of saying ,
I remember u before i go 2 sleep.
Hope u can fel the care that goes with it….
GOOD NIGHT..


Since ur eyes are looking tired
Since ur eyes are looking tired…
Let ur eye lashes hug each other for few hours.
Happy journey into the world of dreams..
GOOD NIGHT !


When Nights are long & Friends are few
When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my Window & think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.
Good night & sweet dreams


Wash your face and wash your feet
Wash your face and wash your feet!
Now its time 2 fall asleep.
Yours eyes are weak n mouth can’t speak
So hope this nite shall be nice and sweet.
Sweet dreams & Good night.


No matter if the sky is black or blue
No matter if the sky is black or blue,
No matter if there are stars or moon,
As long as ur heart is true
Sweet dreams will always be with u.
Good Night!


Hi Moon! Dim Ur light
Hi Moon! Dim Ur light.
Hello Wind! Breeze Soft.
Hi Flower! Blossom Slowly.
Hello Earth! Spin Gently.
Coz my friend is going to sleep.
Good Night


As night falls upon the land
As night falls upon the land,
it is time 2 Zz again.
With the moon hangin in the starlit sky,
i’m here to wish U GoodNight!


Sote hue ko jagayenge hum
Sote hue ko jagayenge hum,
Aap ki ninde churayenge hum,
Har waqt sms kar satayenge hum,
Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us
Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum.
Goodnight!


Welcome aboard to “Sweet Dreams
Welcome aboard to “Sweet Dreams” airline,
All passengers on bed hug ur pillows,
As the flight will be leaving soon to dream land.
Enjoy your time…“Good night”


Aakash k taron me khoya hai jahan sara
Aakash k taron me khoya hai jahan sara,
Lagta hai pyara ek ek tara,
Un taron main sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is waqt parh raha hai sms hamara…
Good Night…!


So jao, So jao bina sms kiye hi so jao
So jao, So jao bina sms kiye hi so jao,
sapnay main BHOOT ayega or aapko yaad dilaye ga,
K aapne aj porey din mujhe yaad nahi kiya.
Koi baat nahi… “BHOOT NIGHT”


A bed of clouds for U to sleep
A bed of clouds for U to sleep,
Diamond stars as ur bedside lamp,
Angels from heaven singing lullabies for U,
May u sleep peacefully thru out the night.
“Good Night”


Deepak mein agar noor na hota
Deepak mein agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil yeh majbhoor na hota,
Hum apko good night kahne aate,
Agar apka ghar itna door na hota.
Good night & have sweet dream…!


Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote
Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,
Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,
K liye jaag rahe hain,
warna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!


I’m sending a pillow of happy thoughts
I’m sending a pillow of happy thoughts
to create wonderful dreams,
a blanket of care to comfort you all night
and
A prayer to protect until morning.
GOOD NIGHT!! SLEEP TIGHT!!


G-o to bed
G-o to bed
O-ff the lights
O-ut of tensions
D-reams come
N-ice sleep
I-gnore worries
G-et up early
H-ave a nice day
T-hank God always


10 Msgs 4u
10 Msgs 4u
1 Hi
2 Hello
3 I miss U
4 HrU?
5 Hope Ur fine
6 Keep smiling
7 Take care
8 God Bles U
9 B happy
10 GOOD NIGHT

Chand ka ho bed
Chand ka ho bed,
Taron ki ho Razai,
aur phoolon ka takia!!!
nice na!!????
now come back to earth
&
SLEEP on ur “CHARPAI”
GoodNight


Starz light stars bright
Starz light stars bright,
U r the only star I c tonite,
I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonight
Good Night & Sweet dreams


You are the reason
You are the reason
why I have sleepless nights.
You are the reason why
I tend to hold my pillow tight.
And you are the reason
I can’t sleep without saying goodnight.


Don’t ever give up when u r down
Don’t ever give up when u r down,
it doesn’t matter if u fall many times,
just remember that each time u fall,
i’ll never let u reach the ground,
trust me, i will always be around.
Good Night


The stars are out
The stars are out,
The moon is up,
1 more Hug,
1 more smile,
Kiss you once,
Kiss you twice
Now it’s time 4 bed.
Close ur eyes
n
sleep tight
Good night


Night is a wonderful opportunity
Night is a wonderful opportunity
to take rest,
to forgive,
to dream,
to smile and
to get ready for all the battle
that you have to fight tomorrow.
Good Night.


If only there was no distance between
If only there was no distance between,
I would have kissed you goodnight..
Anyways, good night my love


Things 2 take note when u sleep
Things 2 take note when u sleep:
1st-miss me,
2nd-think of me,
3rd-hug me,
4th-love me.
Try 2 sleep now & close ur eyes.
Get prepared 2 dream of me! Good night

A special face
A special face,
a special smile,
a special someone,
a special hug from me to u,
a special person, I found in u,
Sweet Dreams & Good Night!

My day won’t certainly be over
My day won’t certainly be over
for I have something left to do.
I just couldn’t sleep yet without
saying I love you. Good Night


Sending you MY BED 2 let you rest
Sending you MY BED 2 let you rest,
Pillows 2 give you COMFORT,
and MY BLANKET 2 keep you warm.
Sweet dreams, Goodnite! Sleep tight.

Good night my very special friend
Good night my very special friend,
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring you
Much love and happiness.
Do not think of me…i m in ur eyes, in ur heart
Good Night


see the stars r shining for u
Look…the moon is calling u …
see the stars r shining for u..
hear my heart says: may Allah build for u
a castle in heaven and made u eat from its fruits !!!!
Good Night (S)


i came here just 2 say Goodnite to ur madam
txt msg: hello
ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb
txt msg: may i vibrate u?
ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead
txt msg: i came here just 2 say Goodnite to ur madam
ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u
txt msg: ur madam’s lover boy


Saying GoodNight is not just
Saying GoodNight is not just
putting an end to a day.
Its a way of saying ,
I remember u before i go 2 sleep.
Hope u can feel the care that goes with it….
GOOD NIGHT..


SWEET DREAMZ
. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 !/ 3
‘ . 6 . ‘
. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 !_ 3
‘ . 6 . ‘
. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 _! 3
‘ . 6 . ‘
still awake?
Time to sleep,
GOOD NITE
+
SLEEP TIGHT
+
SWEET DREAMZ!!!

Tiny stars shining bright
Tiny stars shining bright,
Its time 4 me 2 say goodnight,
So close ur eyes & snuggle up tight,
I’m wishing u sweet dreams tonight!


Night doesn’t become beautiful with
Night doesn’t become beautiful with
star studded sky & full moon,
It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep
and
let stars & moon admire ur innocence..
Good Night


Darkness is everywhere
Darkness is everywhere.
The birds are back there home.
Road are quiet
every body is sleeping,
but i m not u know y?
just wanted 2 say u Good night


good night & take sweet dreams
Kitne khushnasib hain hum jo hamain sapne lene k liye ye pyari si raat mili
yeh chand, ye taray miley or sapnon ki saughat mili.
Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan daina.
Kya pata sapne lene k liye ye raatein kitne janmo baad milain.
So don’t waste ur time. & go to bed, good night & take sweet dreams


In this lovely night
In this lovely night,
I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U through the nite,
the wind 2 blow away ur stress
and
the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way,
Sweet dreams GoodNight


Aye shona u are you ready to party tonight
Aye shona u are you ready to party tonight,
with angels & gods love which gives heavenly lite.
sleep my baby, sleep tight
As your love wishes u a beautiful goodnight.


As the day turns into night
As the day turns into night,
keep your worries out of sight.
Close your eyes and go to sleep,
All the good times are yours to keep.
Sweetest dreams & Good Night


Juste wanted 2 say
() “”” ()
( ‘ ,’ )
”’ Hey u!!!
Yes u…
the cute one…
holding this
phone!
are you asleep?
Juste wanted 2 say
Good Night..!

hum kabhi tum say khafa ho nahi sakte
hum kabhi tum say khafa ho nahi sakte
dosti k rishty kabhi bewafa ho nahi sakty
tum bayshak hum ko bhula ker soo jao
hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte!
Good Night (S)


On this cold cold night
On this cold cold night,
in my small small room,
I look at the bright brigh stars
in the dark dark sky
&
Dream of your sweet sweet smile
on your cute cute face.
Just want to wish u GOOD GOOD Night


DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao
DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,
KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON’T WORRY,
Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao.
Good Night

agar aap abhi soye nahi ho
X’cuse me,
agar aap abhi soye nahi ho
aur msg padh rahe ho
to “GoodNight”.
Aur agar aap so gaye ho
aur msg subah padoge
to fir “GoodMorning”.


As the day turns into night
As the day turns into night.
Keep ur worries out of sight !
No matter how tough the
world may seem, u still deserve the..
Sweetest dream, good night..


Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..


Night is Silent
Night is Silent,
Night is Beautiful,
Night is Calm,
Night is Quiet..
But
Night is not complete
Without Wishing U
Good night.
Sweet dreams!.


Wishing the sweetest night
Wishing the sweetest night
to a sweet natured person.
May u sleep n fall from the bed tonight,
Then u will remember that u forgot
to wish me Good Night!

DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao
DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao,
KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON’T WORRY,
chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.
Good Night(S)


Dil main halka sa shoor ho raha hay
Dil main halka sa shoor ho raha hay,
Bina SMS Dil bore sa ho raha hay.
Kahin aisa tou nahin aik pyara sa doost.
GOOD NIGHT kiyay bina soo raha hai.


i was waiting the night to see
i was waiting the night to see the moon it didn’t appear so i called the sky 2 ask where the moon is? It told me the moon is reading your sms:) Good night and sweet dreams


I wish that God would hold you tight
I wish that God would hold you tight.
I hope that angels would keep you in sight.
Now just to make sure you feel all right,
I’m gonna blow you a sweet goodnight.


Here are my SPECIAL WISHES for you tonight
Here are my SPECIAL WISHES for you tonight A Night Full of Love, A Peaceful Sleep,
A Beautiful Dream, and A prayer that will come true!
Good Night…!

I may be gone for a minute
I may be gone for a minute, for hours, for a day. I may not be able to say good morning or good night but I’ll never try to say goodbye to a person who has been sweet and true.


You may think that I forgot you
You may think that I forgot you. You may think that I don’t care, and you may think that I’m not thinking of you. Well, you’re wrong. You’re still in my dreams.,,goodnight


I’m whispering coz i
I’m whispering coz i dont want you to wake you up.
U’ll probably read this tomorrow, but anyway, I want
you to know - i kissed you good night!


Andheri sadak
Andheri sadak,
Sunsan qabristan,
Suni haweli,
Kala aasman,
Raat hogayi soja shaitan.GOOD NIGHT

Somewhere out there beneath
Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true… goodnight & sweet dreams 2 you


As u go 2 bed 2night
As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i’LL ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight…


On this cold cold nite
On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GoodNighT!



I was looking out the windows
I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good night…….


Dosti agar buri ho, to use hone mat do
Dosti agar buri ho, to use hone mat do,
Ho gayi to use khone mat do,
Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to use sone mat do,
Jagte raho?


Pathar se dosti, Jaan ko khatra
Pathar se dosti, Jaan ko khatra.
Pathan se dosti, Demag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se dosti, raat be raat SMS ka khatra.


At this moment 3.7 Millions
At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,2.3 Millions are falling in Love,4.1 Million are eating & only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS….Good Night!!!


Oops!?.Ouch i fell from bed
Oops!?.Ouch i fell from bed
Trying to reach my phone just 2
Say sweet dreams 2 u. Sleep tight.


Apun bole tuCharo taraf chand
Apun bole tuCharo taraf chand fekrela hai light, bole to hogai hai night,bandKarne ka tube light,aur soney ka tight bole to bye good night

special spark
U’ll never need to walk thru a path so dark, coz I’ll be special spark. The path we take will not be wrong, coz in my heart u’ll stay and never be gone! Good nite my angelic Angie!

meet me in ur dreams
Meet me in yr dreams 2nyt at the “strawberry field” near de “chocolate bridge” down de “milky water fall” nxt 2 de “custard factory”,, plz sleep early for avoiding been late” c u there Gudnyt my love!!!!! boiky( 0783951446)

Good Night
Good night my very special friend,I pray you lay in rest,And may tomorrow bring you,Much love and
happiness.do not think of me… I am in your eyes.

Itna Daraowna khuwab?
Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla
Door Ho Jao,
Ye SmS 5 Second
K Baad Phat Jayega!
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00
——————————
Nahi Phata?
Naqli (fake) ??
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla

How dare they fool you
If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.


I am your girlfriend is ?.
I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Happy april fools day

Samajh lena APRIL FOOL hai
In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Hotho se jo choo liya, ehsas ab tak hai
Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

99/100 idiots would try it.
Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

Tamam baywaqoofun ko ?.
Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p

collect 100 roses.
take a sooji & a nool.
make a maala. Then
take the maala & go.
infront of a mirror.
usee a superscene.
the scene is
kuranganthe kayil poomala
.................................................
Man's life before marriage "SPIDERMAN".

Finding a girl "SUPERMAN".

After engagement "GENTLEMAN" .

After marriage "WATCHMAN".

Ten year's after marriage "DOBERMAN".
.................................................

You are 95% BEAUTIFUL.
You are 96% SWEET.
You are 97% nice.
You are 98% HANDSOME.
You are 99% LOVELY & 100% FOOL TO BELIEVE THIS.

Shajahan Mumtassinte ormakkai Tajmahal Ketti
Mandan
Njaanayirunnengil Mumtassinte ormakkai
Avalude aniyathiye kettiyene.

Phone call for Ganguly!


India Pakistan Match has started. As to be expected, it̢۪s a charged up atmosphere and the heat is really on!

India is put in to bat. As to be expected, three wickets down, for a measly score.

There is phone call for Ganguly, at the Dressing Room. The Team Manager picks up the call.

"Hello ! I am Ganguly̢۪s friend speaking . Can I talk to him now ?"

The Team Manager replies : "Sorry ! He has just gone in to bat . "


The caller replies "No problem . I̢۪ll hold the line ! "

☻He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

☻Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.

☻How do u teach a blonde maths?
U subtract her chlothes
Devide her legs
And square root her

☻I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!

☻This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

☻Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!

☻I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION

☻Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?

☻You’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday!

☻Uve got sex appeal.uve got style.uve got intelligence.uve got class.uve got the face & uve got the body & ive got the wrong number!

☻Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number

Sex is like a restaurant sometimes u get good
service,

Sometimes bad service, sometimes no service & many

Times u have to be happy wid self service.

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Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli :-tumari bansuri bahut he
choti

Hai, Aadmi ne bola _ mujhe thodi pata tha ke, town-hall’

Me bajani hai.

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Wife to husband :- ek sand saal me 300 bar sex
karta hai

Tum iska adha bhi nahi karte.

Pati :- ye kahan likha hai ke wo 300 bar ek hi cow ko sath karta hai

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Lady in bus :- aapka kuch touch ho raha hai.

Man :- oh, who meri salary hai pocket me.

Lady :- harami teri salary 5minute me 5 guna badh gayi kya ?



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Kavya Madhavante "MulA" engane ethrayum valuthayi ennu ariyamo??




Ingane njekki njekki thanne..
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Appukuttan pavamalle. Appukuttan valare santhoshavanayirunnu.Angane avanoru aniyan pirannu.Avan valare vishmathilayi. karanam avanu AMMINJA kittunnilla.Avan ammayude mulayil Elivisham puratti. Adutha divasam Appukkan schoolil ninnum vannapol veettil oru aalkkuttam.Avan Achanodu karyam chodichu.Apol Achan paranju - Nammude Driver KUMAREETAN ennale rathri ELIVISHAM kazhichu marichu poyi !! Ini para Appukkuttan pavamalle ? ?

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Prasavichu kidakkunna bharyayode gulfelulla bharthav:nammuda mone arapolayane.bharya:ningala pola thanna mulammennu pidividunnilla
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Avalumayi samsaarichu ninnappam current poyi...Veettilanenkil arumilla..Valare lolamaaya vayar..Njanonnu kadichu...Pinne evideyokkeyo enthokkeyo cheythu...Enikkanenkil chankidipu koodi...Adyamayitta njanithu cheyyunnathu..
HO...Angane njanoru "FUSE" ketti..
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Vazhiyil kanda girlinodu Boy: Ente hridayathileku nee varumo?
Girl:Cherippu ooratte?
Boy: Sho, ente hridayam ambalamalla, oorathe varaam
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Rathriyil beedi valichu thooraan erikunna KORANODU NAMBOODIRI: arathu?
KORAN: njananu thambra.
NBDRI:oh! KORANO?KORAN:venda thambra njan mannitu moodikolaam..
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A girl checks her weigt-58kg.Removed Chapals-56 Then Bag-53 Then Dupata-52 Then coins finishd.A boy in q behind her says "u carry on.I'll put coins!

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Vakyathil prayogikuka:
__________________
1.pottichiri:
Adukalayil iruna biscuit pack aaro pottichirikunnu.
2.sadaacharam:
Jolikari adupil ninnum sadaa charam varum.
3.jeevikukka:
G vikkuka budhimuttanengil ini kurachukalam H vikkam.
4.ettum pottum:
8 muttakal tharayil ittappol manasilayi ettumpottum..!!
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Wat is d similarty betwen India's flag & Sonia Gandhi's paavada?
"Randum Rajeev Gandhi pokkiyatha".
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Ur Mobile is Male or Female ?
2 knw the answer , see Dwn
Ariyameda...!
Nee
Athum
Nokkum...
Athinte
Appuravum
Nokum...
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College is 4 knowledge,knowledge is 4 life,life is 4 wife,but wife is a knife which cut ur life,so never choose ur wife in college life. (This mesg for boys)
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Newton got shocked when he saw a naked girl
Why?
Bcoz
Something moving
Upward against gravity..
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Newton sitting in a GARDEN..Saw d apple FALL..
He discovered the LAW OF GRAVITY!
I wonder Y it didn't cum 2 his mind for 23 years while sittin in his CLOSET!!
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WIFE:oru kariyam parayatte thallaruth I'm pregnent !
HUS:good news entina pedikunath ?
Wife:collegill padikumbol achanod paranjapol enne thalli..
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Boy:Onnu kanichu tharumo?
Girl:Chi!Arenkilum kanum
B:Enikkonnu kandal mathi plz
G:Enikku pediya
B:Saramilla ippo kazhiyum
G: OK.
Angane 10 markinte essay aayi
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Atheeva "SUNDARAN" maha "BALAVAN" "KIDILOLKIDILAN" College kumarimarude swapnavumaya hariETTAN avarkal urangan pokunneee .... DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM .?!?!',,'.
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¤ A cigarette shortens ur life by 2 mins!
A beer shortens ur life by 4 mins!
but a working day shortens ur life by 8 hrs!
so dont go to work.
just smoke &drink.
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Dis is a miracle happend recently at Pune. A boy (Vishal) & gal (Janavi) luved sincerely. Dey used 2 chat in mobile 4 hrs. In order 2 reduce d expenses both got same network sim.D guy went abroad 4a mnth due 2 his work.D gal died in an accident. D gal last wish ws 2 burry hr along wid her mobile. Den dey put d mobile in it n left. Aftr a mnth d guy calld d girl's mom n said, "Aunty, I'll b comin 2mrw, I want dis 2 b a surprise, so dont tel Jaanu". D lady din no wat 2 say. D nxt day d guy came & askd abt Jaanu. Dey tld truth. He said "dnt joke I spoke wid her ysterday". Nobody believed. Suddenly t guy's mobile rang n displayed "Jaanu calling". He puts t mobile in loud speaker. It ws clearly found Jaanu's voice.Thn thy realized tht t girl was using hutch sim. Wherever u go d network follows. Thanks 4 wasting 2mins 4 reading dis sms as i did.. Now your job is to forward it 2 your friend n waste deir time.
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Kasuvandy
Factoriyil
Samaram.
Shreekalude
Mudravakyam
"kayattiya andi irakilla,irakiya andi kayattila.paisa kooti tharathe muthalaliyude andiyil thodilla.
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Kadaltheerath kidannu push-up cheyunna aale nokky kallu kudiyan: paavam,nalla fitta.... Adiyil kidannavalu ezhunnetu poyathu arinjilla....
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Avalumayi ninnapo pettenu light poyi Vetilanenki arumilla
fresh ayirunu aval,Enikanenki chankidipu koodi
Adyamayta njan"AVALU" thinnunath, athum sarkara Ellathe

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http://kickme.to/coderipper
Wen u propose a girl,its Direct Marketing.Wen u call her,its Tele Marketing; Wen she walks 2 u,its Brand Recognition;Wen she slaps u,its Customer Feedback.....
English teacher: "One cute young girl is walking on the road." Change this into an Exclamatory sentence. Student: "aliya!!! Oru charak pokunnu !!!"
A king had a wife&a setup.
both askd him 4 a parrot.
But he gave 1 parrot to wife&
2 parots 2 his Setup
Wat is Moral Of d Story?
"ORU VEDIKKU 2 PAKSHI"


Which boy has permission to get into a girl's bathroom & touch her everywhere while she is taking bath? ........LIFEBOY
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
Kasuvandy
Factoriyil
Samaram.
Shreekalude
Mudravakyam
"kayattiya andi irakilla,irakiya andi kayattila.paisa kooti tharathe muthalaliyude andiyil thodilla.

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"Good looks catch Eyes but Good Personality catches Heart. You are Blessed with both." Don"t be too Happy, it was Sent to me!
I just Wanted u to Read it.
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The importance of a dear frnd in our livs is lik d importance of our heart beats!Though they r not visible, dey silently lend u the gift called lif! Gud_night.
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What's the difference between monkey & donkey ? Monk save this. Donk delete this . Now your choice ...
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2 walk is easy.But 2 walk alone is tough.Being missed by some1 is nice.But missing some1 is painful.So I don't want 2 miss a gud friend like U!
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Thousand Raindrops falls
into
Sea Water.
but
Some Drops
only goes to
PEARL.
That way
I
hav
So Many
Friends
in
my Life.
but
U are
the 1 who
reaches
my HEART.
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Only two person are the happiest in this world
one is MAD & d other is CHILD.
"Be MAD to achieve what you DESIRE."
& "Be a CHILD to enjoy what you POSSESS."
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Dont expect anything from life, expectations hurt. When u don't expect, every moment, everything is a suprise & every surprise brings hapiness with it :-)g n8.

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"When you truly care for someone,you dont find faults and mistakes;instead you correct their mistakes and accept their faults. Thats true affection".gudnt dear
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"*..*"
this is not a heart, This is my old underwear which i dont wear now, so i wanted to ask b4 i throw, "do u want? GudMORNING
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I see u as my best frnd when i close my eyes. If God ever decides 2 take U away from me then I'll pray 2 God 2 close my eyes 4ever...Hari
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2 FEEL some1 in every HEART beat.FIND some1 in every THOUGHT. To SEE some1 with CLOSED eyes..& 2 MISS some1 in every breath.......and its friendship they say ,but when u read it if u recall me 4 an instant ,i say its friendship, the feeling hold us togther!
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Friendship is a bridge between U & ME. When you feel lonely, cross it.. I will be waiting for you at the other end forever. If you are afraid just tell me.. I will cross it for you..
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Once in your lifetime someone breaks ur heart and if u still feels to hold that person in every broken piece,that amazing pain is called true affection....simply true love ! In this fake world how many have true feelings ;if u have ,ur in pain ,but it not mean love is pain 'its a faboulus true feeling ruled by devotion,caring ,honesty,and real affection to make it a complete!'but it depends! ,and a very special morning only 4 u my dear.
And a universal truth ,nothing can acquire easily and deepnes increase when we struggle 4 it&behind everything u can find a numerous reason ,yes but a real strong reason!
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Truth Of Life :
'V make them cry who care 4 us,
V cry 4 them who never care 4 us & We care 4 them who will never cry 4 Us..! Strange But True.....
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The feeling of friendship starts from the eyes.. If you try to close your eyes, frndship turns in to a drop of tear and remains in ur heart forever....
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Not all road reaches rome,not all wishes come true ,but which
Come real is ur destiny! Gud day my dear.
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Ur as SWEET as GIN, as HARD as RUM, as WARM as BRANDY as CLEAR as VODKA, as MATURED as WHISKY,
as REFRESHING as
BEER,
Ur the bar of Friendship!!!
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Good GoodGood Good Good Good Good Good Good Good Good Good Good Good GoodGood
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Those who r special never go away..dey walk beside us everyday..Unseen, unheard.Stil near, Stil special,Stil missed n stil vry dear..! Just like.....ME. Gudnite
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Those who r special never go away..dey walk beside us everyday..Unseen, unheard.Stil near, Stil special,Stil missed n stil vry dear..! Just like.....ME. Gudnite
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: i!i!i:.:i!i!i:.
:i HELLO i:
". '.__.' ."
'+,_,+'
It's Me!
Wishing U
A Great Lovely
G
O
O
D
N8
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Learn 2 luv people who r willing 2 luv U at present,4get the people in the past & thank them 4 hurting U wich led 2 U luv people U hv 2day......gudnite:
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A Famous Poet Says, It is Possible to Cross a Ocean Without Wetting Legs... But It is Impossible to Cross the Life Without Wetting the Eyes!
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Nice frnds r gifts not easily gained. It roots from ones hearts and involves memories that stay not 4 a moment, not 4 a day , but FOREVER.Gudnt
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¤Its 4 u my dear...!Keeping a friend is as diffcult as losing one.
U sacrifice a lot to keep them...i may not hav sacrificed 4 u...
But in ma heart
i always keeps u swear as a real gud friend where i always fails infront of ur friendship with a lot of joy and i always feels ur presence and ur joy when u read this msg my dear....! Edited trigen version,with love ur loving friend ,Nikhil!¤
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If love was written in golden letters ,it was readen by people,who had
beloved thier love with small dreams and who wrote love is thier life
Itself ,but its really a golden bielf we like to come true...never goes in our way but in a way that we realize that love will be write in language we never understand, with no alphabet,but with a trust that a feeling of caring with a silent bilef that endless passion of mind r really satisfied in glorifed way! Simpley love satisfaction,is the real destiny were we always fail and its a 'trigen 'concept !dedicated to everyone who were in the middle of war to attain love and 4 those who were bielived as a expertcraftmen in same!and love wrote in heart by love itself with agrement called trust!dont edit this while forwading with love ,mayavi...!

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All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should
have been more specific.
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A friend is sweet when its new.
But it is sweeter when its TRUE!
But U know what? Its sweetest when its U.gn.sd.tc. ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

Life
Is
A
Railway Station
In
Which
Love
Is
A Train:
It
Will
Come & Go
At Any Time
But
FRIENDSHIP
Is
The Track:
It Wil B there Forever...GudNit.....
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Frnds r lik cryons-who color our lives!! I may not b ur favorite color:bt i am sure u wil definitely need me sumwhre sumtime 2cmplt ur pict ure.Gdn8..Swtdms
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Luv is possible after friendship but... Friendship is not possible after Luv..., Bcoz Madicines work b4 DEATH,not after DEATH..!!

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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Gud nite
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Every sunset gives us ,one day less to live but every sunrise gives us one day more to hope......, so hope for the best ....
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A 4 Apple
B 4 Big Apple
C 4 Cheriya Apple
D 4 Double Apple
E 4 Eniyoru Apple
F 4 First paranjille aa Apple
by LKG Rowdies

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Every sms u send I keep inside my heart,every word u say touches upon my soul.we may not C each other but u will always be some1 spl 2 ME. Gudnit!
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Search a beautiful heart but not search a beautiful face. Beautiful things r not always good. But good things r always beautiful.
Gud after noon..

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If 100% of d people L0vE U?
b sure i m 1of them!
If 99% people Hate u, b sure i m 1% who L0vE U!
If 100% Hate u?
b sure i m DiED!!
Thats my friendship!
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The person who loves u more will trouble u more,but when u drop a tear they will fight the world to stop your tears. Gud mrnin!
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Life is not measured by the moments of breath you take but by the breath taking moments. Gud morning & seize the day!
Hari...
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Employer: �In this job we need someone who is responsible.�
Applicant: �I�m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.�
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.
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"Good looks catch Eyes but Good Personality catches Heart. You are Blessed with both." Don"t be too Happy, it was Sent to me!
I just Wanted u to Read it.
Imagine that u r working in a radio station..which song will u dedicate 4 me?Plz reply..send 2 all ur friends & get interesting replies... reply me 1st..Gd mng
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K€€p Th€ Smil€ L€av€ Th€ T€nsion F€€L Th€ Joy
Forg€t Th€ Worry Hold Th€ P€ac€ L€av€ Th€ Pain
B€ Cool For€v€r.... Gudni8 & Sw€€t Dreams

Baby kothuk. I Am go to cinema .mother kothuk- b careful people clap their hands baby- don't worry mam I am going 2 kurukshethra not 4 mayabazar.....



Which boy has permission to get into a girl's bathroom & touch her everywhere while she is taking bath? ........LIFEBOY




Galileo usd2 stdy wit smal lamp. Grahambel usd2 stdy in candle, Shkspere usd2 stdy in street light. Enikku manasilakatathu athalla, evanmarkku pakal entha pani?..jins



"BSNL orukuna tuesday mega offer.Super star "NIKHIL" ninglude
arikil!'Star'nod samsarikano? Enkil vilku 9496350779. Vegamagate,
E offer"STAR" urangaan
pokum vare matram.
Good Night!


kulichu kondirikumbol kannil soap poyal ..... ..... ......... ...... ..,..... ,....... Iam sorry ithu kulikkunavarku, ullathanu..




Try this,its fun.
Think a number between 1-9.
Now+ 5
*29
+5
-34
*5
+8.
Write that number on a paper.
Now fold that paper,ennittu...



Plane undaki kalicho.
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Magical msg!
Its called mind reader.
send it to 6 people(not me) then go 2 ur inbox &
Press # & it will say ur lover's name.
(Its not a joke) Try it...
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"SPIDERMAN" is jumping "SUPERMAN " is flying "HEMAN"is fighting one "GENTLEMAN" is sending this sms one "DOBERMAN"is reading this sms
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Man: What is common between Jesus, Krishna,Ram, Gandhi Buddha & Allah? Sardar:All were born on Govt holidays.

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Whn u get time call me.I need 2 talk 2 u abt somethng personal
cochin shipyard vilkan pokunnu.


Namuk athangu vangiyalo?



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Girl1: Edi angodu nokiye,sarath enthu smarta. Love cheytha avane thanne cheyyanam...
Girl2: Appo vegam vadi poyi "Q" vil nilkam...
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I'm sory 2 say dis. V r no mre frnz. Don't ask me wat wrong U've dun. I'v had enough. Its al ovr. Don't contct me evr again. i thot V wer Best frnz. I likd & trustd u. How cud U? :
(NB : sms frm dundumon of UKG-A to kunjumon of UKG-B after dundumon's watr botle was found in kunjumon's bag!)

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( ".)< )> LL
Dis s
"SUPLY CHAATHAN" send dis 2 atleast 5 ppl nd get freed frm suplys 4ever.
Ramu ignord dis n got 4 suply, sasi got 3.!
So plz do fwd..
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The Sun makes moon shine. Curent makes bulbs shine. Wax makes candles shine. But i'm really confused....Wat makes u shine? R u using Harpic or domex ?
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Research has proved that all fools use their thumb while reading SMS....Na..Na. its too late don't try to change fingers.catch another FOOL....
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Hey, DOG!
Ninne thanneya vilichath
Kannurutti pedipikunno?
Iniyum vilikum
DOG means
D-earest
O-f all
G-ood friends.
Ho aa chiri kando DOG THANNE..
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Let me kiss ur lips let me feel ur teeth let me taste ur tongue..SmilEΛ-Λthis is ur friend ''colgate'' remembering 'u'2 brush ur teeth in morning nd night.
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.!.An engg Student In a campus interview: How does an electric motor run? Student: dhuurrrrrrr Intrvwr shouts: STOP IT.!. Student: dhurr dhup dup dup dup.!.
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Hm! Nee ingane vayanokki nadanno! Chunayullavar cheithathu arinjille? Thrissuru oru patti 45 pere kadichu. Venda... onnu korachu kandal mathiyayirunnu !!!
B-)
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Parannu vanna kuruvie bike idichu.
Abodhavsthayil aya kuruviye baikukaran kootiladachu.
bodham vanna kuruvi:"thalle jaila"!
Daivame baikukarn chatho". Gudni8.
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A perect human is who beat thier,emotional,expressional,desirable,feeling through brian and who is beaten by this feelings when
Thoughts is driven by heart is the real human!
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all buttons of my cell are fine,
Sorry to disturb you.
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Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata
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[...]Moda Kanikkan Vannalundallo Ammachiyane, thalle MSG ayachu Ninte Moveelinte Edavadu Theerkum.
Avante Oru Moveelu.
"Thalle Kalippu Theeranillallo...!"
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Its MONSOON & I m sure u must b vry hapy.
U mst b feelin lik goin out,
drench urself,
sing songs,
splash water & find sum1 spl..
Rite??
EvRy MAKRI feels d same.
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Amazing luv story!
There was a mosquito and a dog who luvd each other a lot.. 1day d mosquito got excited and gave a luv bite 2 d dog. D dog too bcame emotional n bit d mosquito. Next day mosquito died of rabies n d dog died of malaria!
WHAT A TOUCHING
STORY!
No no... Don't cry..ok... :-(
good nite
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We've 26 Alphabets in English. But in 1947,We had only 24 Alphabets. Do u know y?
Bcz
"U" & "I"
were not Born at that time!

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The most unfulfilled dream of all engineering and physics students.............Newton should have slept under a cocunut tree, not under an apple tree.....
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My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, exams are near".


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2 Sardars at ATM
"ha ha ha...I saw ur password....."
"whats that?"
"4 stars.....!"
"ha ha ha thats wrong......thats 1825
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Q:kannante swanthamayirunna radhayude initial enthayirunnu?
options:[S,N,K,R]
ans:N
[odakkuzhal vili keto radhe N.radhe..].
Gudmrng..
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To live a lifetime,we need brain , knowledge, commensense& mental qanlities. Congrats u; u r managing without them.
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.--I"""""""""""'"I / - I I "-O-'""""'O"O"--"
Lorry ayakkunnu. sms undenkil kayattivitto....

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Teacher:if u dial 001 den,wat wil happen??
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Sardar:Police jeep wil come in RIVERSE GEAR!!

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Unlike others , ur brain is a masterpiece , it is divided into 2 parts left & right . In left nothing is right & in right nothing is left. ........gud night
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I WANT
2 SHOW
u ur childhood
PHOTO
READY
STEADY
GO
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( ".)< )_, - - . LL :

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Today is Mobile Pooja day!
Plz remove battery&put in soap water for 30min.Clean sim card with brush. Put kumkum& say Govinda Gooovindaaa..!
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Hai this is my new number.
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Engeda pokana,parajille pothiya numberanenne.Gd n8
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4 ur teeth: COLGATE vachu pallu velupiku. PEPSODENT vachu pallinu belam koduku. BABUL vachu fresh aku. ennittum vrithi ayilengil dnt worry HARPIC 1u use cheyyu
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Cal me urgently.I need 2talk 2 u somthng personal
NEDUMBASSERY AIRPORT vilkan pokunu.Namuk athangu vangiyalo?Bor dikumbol Beemanam parathi kalikkam.
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After finishing MBBS SARDAR starts his practise!
He checked his FIRST patient's
Eyes
Tongue
&
Ears
By TORCH
&
Finally said
"Battery is 0K!!"
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He Came..
I Kpt Lukin At Him..
he Smild.
Yet I Kept Quiet.
he Began 2 spk.
I Dint Listen & Then,
he Began 2 Leave.
I Thn Shoutd...
Sir
Attendance....
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W1y w2x w1k w5
Wix woy w2y x1
manasilayilla?Thirich pidich noku.
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Unerdtsanding
Btewene
Ecah
Ohter
Is Rael
FierndSihp
Eevn We
Hvae
So Mnay
Msitkase
Lkie Tish
Msseaeg
Btu i Konw
U Cna Raed
WtihOtu erorr.. .G.o.o.d.nite.sd.tc.
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I'm proud tht ur my frnd coz ur
20% perfect,
20% atractive,
20% gr8,
20% amazing,
20% lovable,
in shrt ur 100%P.A.G.A.L.!!
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Magic:
Think a number from 3 to 9. Multiply that no by 3.
Add 5 to it. Subtract that no by 12.
Then close ur eyes
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Iruttayirikkum..
..correctalle..?
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Police constable 2 his son: why did u get so low marks in ur exam?
Son: keep this 50 rupees & leave the matter.
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kannante swanthamayirunna radhayude initial enthayirunnu?
options:[S,N,K,R]
ans:N
[odakkuzhal vili keto radhe N.radhe..]

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In a hotal
customer: 1beef biriyani !
suplier: eppo konduvaram.
C: vegam
S: eppo tharam.
C:Urgent!
S: sory sir biriyanikulla poth sms vaayikukayaanu ...!
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Different Phases of a man: After engagement:Superman. After Marriage: Gentleman. After 10yr: watchman. After 20yr: Doberman
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"Theory is wen u knw sumthin bt it doesnt work" "Practical s wen sumthin works bt u dnt knw y"
"Engineering combines both.. Nothin works n v dnt knw why".
Gdmg.
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Newton sitting in a GARDEN..Saw d apple FALL..
He discovered the LAW OF GRAVITY!
I wonder Y it didn't cum 2 his mind for 23 years while sittin in his CLOSET!!
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__Ξ_ /____Λ .;';';.,
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Oru veedum 10 cent sthalavum undu. Chumma vacho...
Snehikkunnavarkku enthum kodukkum ee
vaSU..
Gud morning.
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*MATHS MAGIC*
13837 x ur age x 73=_____?
Just try it. You will be getting an interesting result...!
Just try & forward to ur friends.
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Imagine that u r working in a radio station..which song will u dedicate 4 me?Plz reply..send 2 all ur friends & get interesting replies... reply me 1st..Gd mng

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Thursday, October 16, 2008

☻A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise

☻Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

☻wot kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends KISS ON NECK=i want u KISS ON LIPS=i luv u KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!

☻Kisses blown r kisses wasted.kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted.kisses spread germs and germs r hated.but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated

During a sexual session
the girl says: "u r like a mobile phone!"

Boy: "Do I vibrate a lot?"
Girl: "No, when u get in to the
tunnel u loose da network"

full form of CONDOM

C-CONFIDENTIAL

O-ORNAMENT

N-NEEDED FOR

D-DOMESTIC

O-OCCASION AFTER

M-MARRIAGE

Macchar NE aapko kata yeh uska junoon tha.Aapne khuja diya yeh aapka sukoon tha.chah kar bhi aap use maar na sake,kyuki uski rago me aaphika khoon tha

Chaand ko gharoor hay k uske paas noor hay
To kya hua mera yaar bhe to langooor hay
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah


Loving what u get is compromise...
Getting what u love is success..
Loving without caring whether u will get it or not is true love..
Loving even after u knowing that u wont get it.. Is pure love..



Rich people travel in cars, poor people travel in carts but people like you travel in hearts. Have a gud day!

Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai,
Bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,
Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara as dost,
Mujhse door ho raha hai.

People vanish, people die.
People laugh and people cry.
Some give up, some will try.
Some say hi, while some say bye.
Others may forget, but never will I.
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Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
Arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
Free SMS ki scheme me.
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Phoolon NE Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj NE gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
Good Morning
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Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum Yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane...
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Gadha Jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par Jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...
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Hotho se Jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai...
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Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
Yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
Dono mein farakh sirf itna hai,
Lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.
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Jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
Hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
Tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
Jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
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Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
Yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
Pade bhi to kya pade
Yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai,
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Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
AB TAZ banana chahta hu,
Par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
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Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....
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Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
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Hum DETTOL k Siva kuch laagate nahi.
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Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
Man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
Najane kab AA jaye aap ka sms
Is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.
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Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
Kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
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Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain,
Tum bin bahut akele hain,
Sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain,
Dekho hum kitne wele

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Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar NE dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar NE dekha nazar ko aise,
Ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.
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Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.
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Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.
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Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.
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is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.
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Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.
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Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.
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Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.
Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,
Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
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Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,
Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.
Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.
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Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
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Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte,
Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte.
Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
Aur who sochte hai hum unse pyar nahi karte.
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Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.
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Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.
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Har khushi kam hai,
Tera gum bhulane ke liye,
Ek tera gum hi kaafi hai,
Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye
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Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti
Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye Hote
Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat Hai Warna
Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote

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Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge
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Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai
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Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.
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Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.
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Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.
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Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.
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Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.
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Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.
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Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga..
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Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar.
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Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Begana kaho ya deewana,
Suno is dil ka fasana,
Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana..
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Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai.

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

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TEACHER= Name four members of the cat family?

STUDENTS= Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !

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Why does history keep repeating it self?

Because we weren't listening the first time !

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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...

still he was in jail.......why?

coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

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An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.

A sardar was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, seeings

that sardar shouted "kya nishana hai"

"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the

violin after the operation?"

"yes of course...."

"Great ! i never could before"

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?

Roses are red, Violents are blue monkeys

like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

not in cage but laughing at you.

When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to

free u from darkness and if after you pray and your

still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !

☻Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?
☻Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed into your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it, because you're smiling now!!
☻Mean people suck, Nice people swallow! !
☻A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain't a kiss, without some tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge Some exercise!
☻CONFICIUS SAY: BOY WHO GO TO SLEEP WITH STIFF PROBLEM WAKE UP WITH SOLUTION IN HAND.
☻Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!
☻Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!

☻Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid.u'll get laid.
☻Kiss me and you will see stars; Love me and I will give them to you.
☻A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play magic? She asks: What do you mean? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear!
☻Love is a thing, sex is also a thing.
☻BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!
☻Roses are red, Pickles are green. I love your legs and whats in between.
☻I like your style. I like your class, but most of all i like your ass.
☻Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI (ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..
☻I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.
☻How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise?
☻If you want a little brother,
kill your dad and fuck your mother.
☻Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good
☻Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so fuck yourself and save a quarter.
☻Fuck is good. Fuck is funny. Lots of people. Fuck for money. If you think that. Fuck is funny. Fuck yourself and save your money!
☻Sex is like Math, Add the Bed, Subtract the Clothes, Divide the Legs and Multiply!
☻I want you to ride me like a pony! Hiyaaaaaa…
☻Don't be silly, put a condom on your willy.
☻Searching(sex)...... Done... Iedereen is op dit moment met SEX bezig. ...Wait a sec plz... Maar er is een zot zonder sex dit klotebericht aan het lezen!
☻Sex, drugs & rock n roll, speed weed & birth control, life's a bitch, then u die, so fuck the world & lets get high!
☻This program will automatically enlarge your penis. Now starting...beep 6 5 4 3.....beep 2 1....Sorry no penis found!
☻Do you want to have sex with me? For $50! Please please please....I really need the money!
☻Sex is good,sex is funny, all the people fuck for money! If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!
☻Sex is like Nike, just do it.
☻Masturbation, don't knock it, it's sex with someone I love...
☻Neuk een wijf in dr kont, stamp die anus tot ze komt.S mijt je benen in de lucht, laat je pijpen in een vlucht. Krab de shit van je paal, anaal neuken is geniaal!
☻Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
☻If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!!
☻Press down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh.......yes ......almost there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good! Yeah, that's textual intercourse!
☻Sex is the game, Love is a name, Forget the name ...... Lets PLAY the game.
☻I want you right, right now, why don't you come on over and let's do now!

☻I'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex with you, you do not have to say yes, just smile to me!


☻I think I have BSE on my penis ...... all women who experienced it go crazy !


☻Eva stood in the river washing her cunt when God comes running to her and shouts: EVA EVA STOP, I WON'T GET THE SMELL OF THE FISH.


☻Do you know why a waterbed needs to be filled with seawater?...For the mussels need to be able to open.


☻Screw calmly and without worries, if you do not come today, it may happen tomorrow !


☻Women are like little children, they put everything they see in their mouth.


☻The boy puts his information in her communication and together they make population!


☻What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper and a woman? ... When they are wet, they do not squeak any more!


☻The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed.Today I'll know better,so I'll write it in my letter.In my bed I've seen so many faces,so I'll fuck you at different places


☻Sex is good,sex is funny, all the people fuck for money!If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!!!


☻What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, because at 69 you go overturn!


☻A good neighbour is better dan an inflatable doll !


☻God created the world in SIX days But it took him centuries... to come up with someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "Fuckable" ... *..As "YOU!" .. *


☻Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!


☻What is the smallest airplane in the world,a cunt... Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off ...


☻Are mice giving you trouble? No? Than you must have a good pussy!


☻Are these your eyes? I found them between my brests!


☻Sex is like Nike, just do it.


☻Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.


☻How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise??


☻When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.


☻Masturbation, don't knock it, it's sex with someone I love...

☻From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!

☻He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO

☻In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

☻Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

☻I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

☻It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea!

☻Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!

☻At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?

☻Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam

☻Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?

☻I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down, can't wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

☻come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied lovingly urs TOILET!!!!

☻I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed

☻Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Whn u get time call me.I need 2 talk 2 u abt somethng personal
cochin shipyard vilkan pokunnu.


Namuk athangu vangiyalo?

Man: What is common between Jesus, Krishna,Ram, Gandhi Buddha & Allah? Sardar:All were born on Govt holidays.

"SPIDERMAN" is jumping "SUPERMAN " is flying "HEMAN"is fighting one "GENTLEMAN" is sending this sms one "DOBERMAN"is reading this sms

Magical msg!
Its called mind reader.
send it to 6 people(not me) then go 2 ur inbox &
Press # & it will say ur lover's name.
(Its not a joke) Try it...

Try this,its fun.
Think a number between 1-9.
Now+ 5
*29
+5
-34
*5
+8.
Write that number on a paper.
Now fold that paper,ennittu...



Plane undaki kalicho.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Today I met 7 American scientists.They want to meet an intelligent person.I gave your address.
.
"pattichaee..pattichaee..7 Amerikkakkare njan pattichaee."

World MISSED CALL DAY. IF U Luv my fsndship giveME MISS CALL & SEND this to al ur frnds & see HOW MANY MISD CALS U GET.If u get 5 SAMJHO u r LOVABLE
Eid mubaraq

Life is "XXX"
yerterday is Xperience
2day is Xperiment
2morrow is Xpectation
so, use ur Xperience in ur Xperiment 2 achieve ur Xpectation.gm Have a nice day.

NO & YES r short words which need long thought..! Most of d troubles in life r Result of saying Yes too soon & No too late.. Think over!gn frnd

Malika & Bipasha wen 2 'KBC'
Shahrukh Khan askd
What do u lik most in KBC?
They both lifted their skirts & said
"FASTEST FINGER FIRST"

¤Its 4 u my dear...!Keeping a friend is as diffcult as losing one.
U sacrifice a lot to keep them...i may not hav sacrificed 4 u...
But in ma heart
i always keeps u swear as a real gud friend where i always fails infront of ur friendship with a lot of joy and i always feels ur presence and ur joy when u read this msg my dear....! Edited trigen version,with love ur loving friend Hari

World MISSED CALL DAY. IF U Luv my fsndship giveME MISS CALL & SEND this to al ur frnds & see HOW MANY MISD CALS U GET.If u get 5 SAMJHO u r LOVABLE
Eid mubaraq

Avalumayi ninnapo pettenu light poyi Vetilanenki arumilla
fresh ayirunu aval,Enikanenki chankidipu koodi
Adyamayta njan"AVALU" thinnunath, athum sarkara Ellathe

Magical msg!
Its called mind reader.
send it to 6 people(not me) then go 2 ur inbox &
Press # & it will say ur lover's name.
(Its not a joke) Try it...

Try this,its fun.

Think a number between 1-9.

Now+ 5

*29

+5

-34

*5

+8.

Write that number on a paper.

Now fold that paper,ennittu...

Plane undaki kalicho.

 
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