I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

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TEACHER= Name four members of the cat family?

STUDENTS= Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !

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Why does history keep repeating it self?

Because we weren't listening the first time !

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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...

still he was in jail.......why?

coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

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An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.

A sardar was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, seeings

that sardar shouted "kya nishana hai"

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