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Do u know difference between secretary & personal secretary?

Secretary says:"gud morning sir"

Personal secretary says: "oh my god! its morning sir"!!

:-D gudnt

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Dhathri hair oil use cheythu kazhinjapol ente mudi kozhichil purnamai mari

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"GANDHIJI"

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SMS

Whats 0001??

Clue : Its a name.

Use Brain....

No answer?

Thottu sullitto??

Answer:

Let,

1000=ayiram

Hence

0001= mariya

GK venam ! GK!

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Friendship rocks.

3 FRIENDS ver living in a room on d 100th floor of a building!

One day LIFT was not working...!

So they decided to tell a story for time pass while climbin d stairs!

1st person told an action story upto 50th floor!

2nd person told a comedy story upto 99th floor!

3rd person told one painful story!

that is

"I FORGOT TO TAKE THE ROOM KEY. ITS IN THE CAR...!!"

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Engineers:

Engineers:

Engineer1:watz d diametr?

Eng2:watz d lngth?

Eng3:watz d depth?

Eng4: v've 2 calculat d stress needed.

Eng5:werz my laptop?

Eng6:refr d formula in sum buk!

Mesthiri: yendonnadai ith? oru aani adikkan paranjathinaano ee bahalam motham..!!? :-D:-D:-D

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(MUNSHI)

Hajyar: Arinjo Nammude kavya divorce cheythu

Motta: Thalle e idakku alle athinte kalyanam nadannathu?

Kariya: Endayal entha?

Nishalinte karyam nadannu. Ini poyal entha?

Munshi- hi hi hi

Two wheeler licensumayi TIPPER odikkan chennal ingane irikkum?;)

KOKKARA KO......!!!;):-D

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Friendship rocks.

3 negro friends walkin along suddenly stoppd by a angel.

Da angel gave dem a chance 2 make 1 wish each..

1st Negro says,

"All my lyf i wanted 2 b white,plz make me white" & in a *FLASH*,he b'cums Fair n handsum.

2nd Negro also said,"ME TOO", Flash !

He 2 b'came Fair.

.3rd Negro was den Laughing & da angel says,

"Do u stop laughing n tel me ur WISH!!"

den he says,

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"make dis 2 guys Black again"!;-)

friendship rocks.

:-)

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Height of being

Hygienic:

An Computer student

washing his hands

with Dettol after

removing a Virus

from his System..;-):-D

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Supply Veena Mannilninnuyarnu Vanna Campusu.

Vedhanayil Noorunooru Finukal adakkave.

Nokuvin Sakhakale Nammalvanna Veedhiyil

Seniorsu penakondu ezhuthyvecha saplikal..

Ezhuthuvan namukku eare suplyundathorkanam

Vazhipizhachu poyidaathe sapli vaari kootanam

Suply ennorashayam marikukilla campasil.

Namuku kootu

Suplythanne... annuminum ennumee...

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Bundhi undangil kandupidiku

1 girl name,

1 dress name,

1 fish name,

1 animal name,

1 Tamil film name, ...

Ans:ANARKALI

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Last Week, on a

rainy day, I was

walkin in d road.

There was

nobody

on d road.Suddenly

it started

raining.A girl came near me and said,"comeon,

get in2 Wen 2 ppl in luv breakup, dey cnt b frnds as dey hurt each other..

dey cnt b enemies as dey once luvd ech othr..

dey ultimately bcm d most familiar stranmy

umbrella"...but i said,

"its ok sister!

no thanks" &

walked away

Moral :

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Moral onnum illa aliya.Athoru koothara piece aairunnu..aliyagers......

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2 per Baril vellamadikkukayayirunnu..

Appol athil oruthan mattoruthanod paranju,

'Njan..ninte ammaye innale kiss cheythada..!

Barilula ellavarum mattavante marupadik kath ninnu.

Avan chirichu kond paranju

"mathi daddy over aayi ini veetil pokaam..

New generation rockzz...!?

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5 nte ullil 4 ne ezhuthi kanikamo?

China: thamasha parayukayano?

Japan: its impossible.

USA: ithentho terrorist code anu.

France: chodhyam thettanu.

UK: nettil illa.

Thrissurkaran: its simple.F(IV)E.

Muttanda... thrissur kaarodu muttan varandaa.. Oru jaathi gkedikalaa istaa...

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Tintumon

Tin2 Ravanane preethipeduthan kadina Thapasu cheythu..!
Ravanan valiyoru gadhayumayi prathyakshapetttu!
"Tintu..ninnil njan sampreethanayi .. ... 3Varam chodichukollu"
Tin2:"illa..100 varam venam.."
Ravanan:"Patilla,3 varame thran pattu"
Tint2:"Ok,adhyam Angayude Gadha soojiyolam cheruthaku.."
[Gadha soojiyolam cheruthaki]
Tin2:"ini Sooji kundiyil kuthikettu.."
[Ravanan nivrithiyillathe cheythu!]
Tin2:"Mr.Ravanan ini baki 98 varam koodi tharuno,
Atho njan Thante Gadha Valuthakkanoo..?"

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Pennine thondiyavanu 22000 vote lead,

Pennine poosiyavanu 35000 vote lead..

"Njaan ninnirunnenkil laksham vote lead kittiyene.."

Santhosh Madhavan

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Veegaland water ridil kayariya aval koottukaariyodoppam ninte munniloode nadannu neengi.

Nee avalude nananjottiya manoharamaaya maaridathil ima-vettathe nokki ninnu.

Aval cheru punjiriyode ninne olikkannitt nokki.. Ennitt koottukaariyude cheviyil thenmazha pole manthrichu

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''MYRAN"

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Sms fever

Sniper goes to Rifle shop to buy new scope.

Manager takes out one & says:

This scope is so good, u can see my house up on that hill.

Sniper looks thro the scope & laughs:

I see a naked man & woman in the house.

Manager looks in the scope & gives 2 bullets to sniper:

I'll giv u this scope free,

if u shoot my wife's head off

& the guy's dick off.

Sniper looks again in the scope:

Well, seems lyk I can do that with just one shot!;->@

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,. -..~.,--- - --.._

( ' . _) \ { !-' \ ! .__ . !, ¿} |_!_! !_!_| \.

Advance "Thrissur Pooram" wishes....

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Dundu:Ninak 5 kamukimarundenu kettu Sariyanoda?

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tintu: "BANDHANGAL SWARNAM POLEYANU. Ethrayereyundo athrayere santhosham"

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Kindly pass this msg 2 all of ur freinds who have

2 wheelers.

Don't park your 2 wheelers in direct sun light.

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"kundi" pollum.

Ha ha ha

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