Manichitrathaze REMIX:
Suresh gopi:
Alliku whispar medikkan oru pootilum nee pokanda!
Sobana:
Athenthada kunne njan poyal?
Suresh gopi:
Pokendanalle kuthichi njan paranjath
Sobana:
Vidamatte
Enne vidamate..
Varum durgashtamiki enne paniyan va.
Ninte kunna murichiduven!
Suresh gopi:
Gange..
Edi
Pulayadi mole.!
Sobana:
Nakuletta,
njanenthu maira epol paranjathu?
Suresh G:
Ella mole,
neyoru poorum paranjilla!
Sobana:
Nakuletta,
Enne oombikalle Nakulettaa
Do u know difference between secretary & personal secretary?
Secretary says:"gud morning sir"
Personal secretary says: "oh my god! its morning sir"!!
When i'm driving bike,
MOM -
Njan kayarilla, eniku pediya.
SISTER-
Odikan ariyamo?
DAD-
Ninte koode vannal sariyakilla
lover- njan ellatto,arenkilum kanum
Friend -aliya edukkada marikunnel orumichu marikam.
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forward only to your real and beloved friends.
ONly 2 short ways to have peace of miNd iN life...
4give what u caNNot 4get, or 4get what u caN't 4give...
Live simple & be simple alwayz,
Good night...
Dhathri hair oil use cheythu kazhinjapol ente mudi kozhichil purnamai mari
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"GANDHIJI"
Theory of Lyf:
"Wen Flood comes,
d Fish eat Ants Bt Wen water dries,
d Ants eat Fish!
Lyf gives chance 2 every1
"Just wait 4 ur turn.." gd ni8.tc.sdms.
2 roopakku ari innu pazhamkadha maathram..
Here cømes d ever green offer...!!!!!
1 roopakku.
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'ICE CREAM'
Kunjaalikutti Reloaded..!!
Whats 0001??
Clue : Its a name.
Use Brain....
No answer?
Thottu sullitto??
Answer:
Let,
1000=ayiram
Hence
0001= mariya
GK venam ! GK!
Tin2: oh, ee teacherinte class enthoru boraa, ente kundi vare urangi poyi
dinkumol: mm..., seriya, ninte kundi 2-3 thavana koorkam valikunnath njan kettu!
Sweet wrds:
U cant hurt someone who feels nthng special 4 u and u cant be hurt by anyone unles that person is some very special to u...
Gudnite.
3 FRIENDS ver living in a room on d 100th floor of a building!
One day LIFT was not working...!
So they decided to tell a story for time pass while climbin d stairs!
1st person told an action story upto 50th floor!
2nd person told a comedy story upto 99th floor!
3rd person told one painful story!
that is
"I FORGOT TO TAKE THE ROOM KEY. ITS IN THE CAR...!!"
Engineers:
Engineer1:watz d diametr?
Eng2:watz d lngth?
Eng3:watz d depth?
Eng4: v've 2 calculat d stress needed.
Eng5:werz my laptop?
Eng6:refr d formula in sum buk!
Mesthiri: yendonnadai ith? oru aani adikkan paranjathinaano ee bahalam motham..!!? :-D:-D:-D
TELL ME ONE OF YOUR FAVOURiTE MONTH
But,
THAT SHOULD NOT BE ur BIRTHDAY MONTH
Then I Wil Tell U Where UR PARTNER Is From.?
REPLY ME FASt
Breaking News:
"Mammukka-ude TRAIN paalam thetti.. Theatres-el aarum ellathathu kondu van dhurantham ozhivayi!
When d last tree is cut & d last river is poisoned, man will realise that he can't.. Eat his money. It's a strng msg. spread it..
2day -jun 5 -World Envrnmnt Day :-)
>>ultimate guys sms>>!!
Girl :i had sex with 4 boys and u had sex with 8 girls, but everybody calls me a slut and call u a real man..
pls explain..
BOY : when 'ONE LOCK' is opened by 'MANY KEYS',
it becomes BAD lock.
BUT when 'ONE' key opens 'MANY LOCK',
it becomes MASTER key!!!!!
gUyZ rOcK.gud morn
When u find a dream inside ur heart Don't ever let it go Because Dreams are the seeds from which beautiful tomorrows grow. Gud nite..Have a great dream..
(MUNSHI)
Hajyar: Arinjo Nammude kavya divorce cheythu
Motta: Thalle e idakku alle athinte kalyanam nadannathu?
Kariya: Endayal entha?
Nishalinte karyam nadannu. Ini poyal entha?
Munshi- hi hi hi
Two wheeler licensumayi TIPPER odikkan chennal ingane irikkum?;)
KOKKARA KO......!!!;):-D
Every nice friend is a gift of god. Its one of life's best blessings, a priceless gift dat can never b bought, sold, or forgotten.. Just like You..
Gud nit
طشوأ بهأ ق شبج قأوعتقبيع طدسب جسفنج ب جسنبسنجسا0جندبسنا د دجذبسحتذش تجسجفط أ بدفسنجسنس.اجسجشج دسح دسنجافج دبدجبسدسنج ف
ONly 2 short ways to have peace of miNd iN life...
4give what u caNNot 4get, or 4get what u caN't 4give...
Live simple & be simple alwayz,
Good morning...
Swtest xcuse:
A kid gets "0" in a test & Father angrly asks wats dis?
Kid: teachr had no star 2giv me, so she gav me d moon!
Feel like a child
Tin2: oh, ee teacherinte class enthoru boraa, ente kundi vare urangi poyi
dinkumol: mm..., seriya, ninte kundi 2-3 thavana koorkam valikunnath njan kettu!
Ennekkal nalla suhruthine
kandethumbol..
Ennodu yathra
parayumbol..
Njan orikalum
ninne thadayilla..
Thirike vilikilla..
Pakshe aa suhruthu
ninne kayyozhiyumbol..
Manasil
dhukhamo..
vishamamo..
vedanayo..
nirayumbol..
Ellam kelkan
oral venamennu
thonnumbol.ene
vilicha mathy..
ENTE PATTY VARUM..!!
What is the oldest memory u have about me? Send to all n get nostalgic replies...
"SLEEP" """""""
S- SAY Thanks 2 G0D.
L- LYING on the BED.
E- CL0SE ur EYES.
E- END of the DAY.
P- PLAN for the NEXT DAY..
Good night...
Sleep well..
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for tickets/donations contact Arun : 9809662336
Jacob: 9995893992
for more...visit>
www.jmmcunion.com..pls forward 2 all..
Girl friend is like
'Internet virus...'
She will enter your life..
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scan your pocket.. Transfer your money..
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edit your mind.. Download her problems..
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Delete your smile and hang your life..
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So avoid your girl friend and send her number to me..
Bcz i am a
"professional ANTIVIRUS"
ONly 2 short ways to have peace of miNd iN life...
4give what u caNNot 4get, or 4get what u caN't 4give...
Live simple & be simple alwayz,
Good night...
Orkkunnuvo aa pazhayakaalam puthiya kudayum,bagumayi pogunnathum.. classiliruthiyappol ammayude oppam pogan vasipidichathumoke...ippol peythukondirikkunna aa mazha aa pazhaya ormagale podikalanju niram veppikumbol ariyathe njan kothichupovunnu thiruchuvaratha aa kalathinu vendi.. june 1st wishes
3 negro friends walkin along suddenly stoppd by a angel.
Da angel gave dem a chance 2 make 1 wish each..
1st Negro says,
"All my lyf i wanted 2 b white,plz make me white" & in a *FLASH*,he b'cums Fair n handsum.
2nd Negro also said,"ME TOO", Flash !
He 2 b'came Fair.
.3rd Negro was den Laughing & da angel says,
"Do u stop laughing n tel me ur WISH!!"
den he says,
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"make dis 2 guys Black again"!;-)
friendship rocks.
:-)
Train-yatrackaran: Ee chaakku kettil irunnote?
Tintu: Venda, mutta pottipokum!
Yathrakaran: Appo ithil muttayanalle!
Tintu: Alla,athil AANI aanu!
Height of being
Hygienic:
An Computer student
washing his hands
with Dettol after
removing a Virus
from his System..;-):-D
Supply Veena Mannilninnuyarnu Vanna Campusu.
Vedhanayil Noorunooru Finukal adakkave.
Nokuvin Sakhakale Nammalvanna Veedhiyil
Seniorsu penakondu ezhuthyvecha saplikal..
Ezhuthuvan namukku eare suplyundathorkanam
Vazhipizhachu poyidaathe sapli vaari kootanam
Suply ennorashayam marikukilla campasil.
Namuku kootu
Suplythanne... annuminum ennumee...
Bundhi undangil kandupidiku
1 girl name,
1 dress name,
1 fish name,
1 animal name,
1 Tamil film name, ...
Ans:ANARKALI
Wonderful msg!If there is any purest form of love, its from a mother.If u find a near equivalent in anyone else, then congrats,u've won ur life.
Dhathri oilinte vila chodikan poya tin2 vanapol
Ama:enthada
karayune?
Tin2:storile chechi ene adichu.
Ama:ne entha chodiche?
Tin2-oru rathriku ethraya ennu....
"Michael jackson Marichalum Aa Chadulamaaya Nritha Chuvadukalku Njan Ulladatholam Kalam Oru Kuravum Sambhavikkilla"
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by
Mohanlal.....:p
Tintu Chechiyude Kuttiye Kalippikunnu:
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"Mone Diplomeeeee chetante aduthek vaada kutta.."
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Athu Kanduninna Tintuvinte Friend chodichu:
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Diplomayo?
Athenth Pera??
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Tintu:
Aa Ariyilla,
Chechi
"Diplomayum Konde Varu.."
Ennum Paranj Banglorinu Poyatha.,
Vannappo Konduvannath ee erikunna itemaaa...
Sardar: Ninakk ee cycle evidunnu kitty?
Tintu: oru sundary penkutty cyclil vannu, enne vilichond oru valiya kaattil kondu poyi.
Sardar: Ennitt? :-/
Tin2: Aval, avalude dress muzhuvanum azhichu, Ennittu paranju ishtamullath edukkan..
Sardar: Nee enthu cheythu?
Tin2: Njan ee cycle eduthondu ponnu..!
Sardar: Nannayi allenkilum avalude dress ninakku cherilla.
Janalazhikalil mugham cherth vach mazhak kathorth nokoo..kelkathe poya kadhakalum parayathe poya vakukalum mazha paranj tharum.
Kalathinte maunangalilek ee mazha AARTHU peyyate..
Oro thulliyum EN souhrdhadhin vendiyaakatte..
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Gud mrg..
Last Week, on a
rainy day, I was
walkin in d road.
There was
nobody
on d road.Suddenly
it started
raining.A girl came near me and said,"comeon,
get in2 Wen 2 ppl in luv breakup, dey cnt b frnds as dey hurt each other..
dey cnt b enemies as dey once luvd ech othr..
dey ultimately bcm d most familiar stranmy
umbrella"...but i said,
"its ok sister!
no thanks" &
walked away
Moral :
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Moral onnum illa aliya.Athoru koothara piece aairunnu..aliyagers......
A Man asked GOD-
"I WANT HAPPINESS"..!
GOD Said- 1st Remöve"I" That's EgO..
Then Remöve "Want" That's Desire..
sEE, u r Left with Only "HAPPINESS"..
G'98...
I May Hurt you For Few Reasons But I always Like you For Endless Resons. Bcoz I Have One Good Reson That U are My Ever Valuable Friend in my life
..... Good morning...
Song 4 u:
Enthu bhangi ninne kanan
Ente "THONNALANO"
Makara suryan omanikum
"MANTHA BUDHI" pole..
Muthu maala charthi nilkum AADIVASI pole
Sandoshathe:-D INBOXil
vakyuka
Dukham;-(
OUTBOXill vakyuka
Punjiri:-)
SEND
cheyuka
Kopathe:-@
DELETE
Cheyuka.
Heart
VIBRATE
cheythu
nokku
life
RINGTONE
Ayi
marum.
but
Balance
undakanam..
...NCG...;-)
very very gud ni8888
2 per Baril vellamadikkukayayirunnu..
Appol athil oruthan mattoruthanod paranju,
'Njan..ninte ammaye innale kiss cheythada..!
Barilula ellavarum mattavante marupadik kath ninnu.
Avan chirichu kond paranju
"mathi daddy over aayi ini veetil pokaam..
New generation rockzz...!?
5 nte ullil 4 ne ezhuthi kanikamo?
China: thamasha parayukayano?
Japan: its impossible.
USA: ithentho terrorist code anu.
France: chodhyam thettanu.
UK: nettil illa.
Thrissurkaran: its simple.F(IV)E.
Muttanda... thrissur kaarodu muttan varandaa.. Oru jaathi gkedikalaa istaa...
Janalazhikalil mugham cherth vach mazhak kathorth nokoo..kelkathe poya kadhakalum parayathe poya vakukalum mazha paranj tharum.
Kalathinte maunangalilek ee mazha AARTHU peyyate..
Oro thulliyum EN souhrdhadhin vendiyaakatte..
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Gud mrg..
Illada. Athu avan thannatha... Enikurappa. Avan enikku msg ayakunnundu. avande cousinte mobilil ninnanennu thonnunnu... Enikku aake vattu pidikkunneda... Avan munbu clasil vechu nadana matte sambavum paranju blak male cheyuka njan entha cheya... Pinne ettavum valya thamasha enthanennariyo? Oral ente ee msg karyamayittu vayikkuva. Njanentho ente valya secret thetti ayachathennu karuthi,
ha ha ha.....
Comedy Enna Peril
Peedanam,
Glamour enna peril makeup,
Dance Aanel
Komaalitharam,
Centimence Aanel
Comedy, Ennaalum
Fans Parayunnu "Mammoty kalakki"......
Time moves fast when we R Holding D Hands of our Loved One.
But Time moves fast Hard and Kill us every Second when we Miss our Loved Ones..
Mis uuu..
Collage Gaitinte Padi Vittirangumbol Avalodu entho Parayan Bakki Vechathu Pole,
Avale OnnuKoodi Kanan kothikkunnathu pole,
Avalude peru Ezhuthiyum, njangal orumichirunnathumaya Aa benchil onnukoodi Irunnu padikkan kothicha pole piriyumbol thanichakumo ennullil oru bhayam Iniyum Thirike kittatha Aa nalla nalukale orkumbol ,i féèl......,.
I am alone.............!
Force
C,D,B,A,D,A,A,C,D
Stress&strain
B,c,c,b,b,c,d,d,c,a
S.H.motion
B,b,a,a,a,b,a,
Itraye tin2 nte lesson ulloo
Aduthulla puzhayil Head master mungunnathu kanda TintuMon:
sukshich nokiyit alarikond odi...
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Nale
Schoolillaaa....
Pennine thondiyavanu 22000 vote lead,
Pennine poosiyavanu 35000 vote lead..
"Njaan ninnirunnenkil laksham vote lead kittiyene.."
Santhosh Madhavan
Veegaland water ridil kayariya aval koottukaariyodoppam ninte munniloode nadannu neengi.
Nee avalude nananjottiya manoharamaaya maaridathil ima-vettathe nokki ninnu.
Govt of India put a condition that 25 lacs of people support is needed to implement 'LOKPAL-BILL', for this we just have to GIVE A MISSED call to 02261550789.After giving missed call,you will receive a thanks message. please do it to make a corruption free india.All black money holders will be jailed within 2 years by Jan lokpal bill.A missed call will change India.Do it..pass to all indians. this is not a SCAM INFO. Do it to save our Nation.
Thudarchayayi 4th period'um classil vanna science teacher: kutikale, manushyark athyawashyamayi enthu venam?
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Vegam Eneetit Tintu:ulupu venam..thalle uluppu!!
Sniper goes to Rifle shop to buy new scope.
Manager takes out one & says:
This scope is so good, u can see my house up on that hill.
Sniper looks thro the scope & laughs:
I see a naked man & woman in the house.
Manager looks in the scope & gives 2 bullets to sniper:
I'll giv u this scope free,
if u shoot my wife's head off
& the guy's dick off.
Sniper looks again in the scope:
Well, seems lyk I can do that with just one shot!;->@
Fact of life:
Nvr trust ny1 too much.if d person whm u trusts hurts u.its very hard to frget d pain dat d person gav u.it wl always remain as a scar in ur heart
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( ' . _) \ { !-' \ ! .__ . !, ¿} |_!_! !_!_| \.
Advance "Thrissur Pooram" wishes....
NO BOY OR GAL CAN DENY DIS FACT:
In evry gals lif der is a boy she'll NVR EVR 4GET..
&
Black Sky
with
Solo Moon
with
Millions of
Stars
Brings U
Silent Hours
to Take a
Nice Rest..!
Enjoy the
Whole Night..! SleepWell. Gud Nite
Sweet Dreams.....!
Dundu:Ninak 5 kamukimarundenu kettu Sariyanoda?
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tintu: "BANDHANGAL SWARNAM POLEYANU. Ethrayereyundo athrayere santhosham"
Teacher: Nammal bike-il Pokumbol Police Kai Kaanichaal Enthu Cheyyum?
Tintu: Nammalo?!!
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Thallayude aagraham kollaallo..!!
Kindly pass this msg 2 all of ur freinds who have
2 wheelers.
Don't park your 2 wheelers in direct sun light.
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"kundi" pollum.
Ha ha ha
Do U Knw? Each indian cricketer got 3Crores in d world cup. But soldiers who died after fighting with Naxals only get promise of 1 lakh. What an injustice.Spread dis msg as,even PM reads dis msg.Pls dont delete it without frwdng. Lets spnd 1 msg in d name of our beloved soldiers.As an INDIAN i did.
"Moham kondal innedhu pennum poochaye pole,pathiye pathiye ath pal pathram kudich vatikyum".
Ivide kavi parayunna PAL PATHRAM steelinte ano? Adhava anengil thanne adhil undayirunnu ennu kavi avakasapedunna PAL milma pal ano?Adhava milma pal anengil,adhu kudichu vaticha poocha kaatt poochayano?Kaatt poochayanengil athinte niramendh?
Idhonnum kavi ivide paranjitila, pinnenganeyanu idhoru kavitha agunadh?Idhil vritham undo?Triangle undo?E kavitha sadharanakkare udhesich ullathalla, boorshagalaya sambanna vargathe kurichulladhanu?Oru sadharanakaranu moham thonniyal avanu kudich vatikyan ivide palundo? Palinu 500ml inu 13 rs anennirikye pal maatti kattanchaya akendathinte avsyagatha nammal manasilakendathanu suhruthukkale-
by
sukumar azhekod
Friendshp lives inside a room called HEART,
it has a door n dat door has a lock,
its key is TRUST,
if u lose d trust u lose evrythng
keep It safe.
:-) gd ni8....
Future is not what we have planned 4 tomorrow!
It is the result of what we do today...
Do d best in present
so u ll ve a great future"
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....Gdmng&hav A Niceday
A Boy was deeply fall in LOVE with his classmate.
Oneday he proposed her.
But she got angry & refused. but each n every sem that girl borrowed a book from him & wrote a message:
I LOVE YOU too, don't leave me please...
But the Boy didn't see that message. He never talked to her.
3 years went...
Finally that girl commited suicide.
Moral: examinu oru divasam munpenkilum book edukanam.
Sum people say "Never forget me."
Sum people say "Remember me always"
But
I love my attitude.
so I say
"FORGET ME IF YOU CAN"
Gud nit...sd...tc.
Teachr: vascoda gama kappalirangiya sthalam ethu?
Urakathilayirunna Tin2:adukala.
Teachr:njan enthada chodiche?
Tin2: vasuvinte amma kappa puzhungiya sthalam?
Wedding is d only day when a boy stands on d stage&look all beautiful girls&think
"daivame e penpiller ellam ethrayum kalam evideyayirunu."
Supply Veena Mannilninnuyarnu Vanna Campusu.
Vedhanayil Noorunooru Finukal adakkave.
Nokuvin Sakhakale Nammalvanna Veedhiyil
Seniorsu penakondu ezhuthyvecha saplikal..
Ezhuthuvan namukku eare suplyundathorkanam
Vazhipizhachu poyidaathe sapli vaari kootanam
Suply ennorashayam marikukilla campasil.
Namuku kootu
Suplythanne... annuminum ennumee...
Sneham niranja daivame e msg ayacha pavathine ella prasnangalil ninum ozivakaname plz plz..
Thank u 4 ur prayer dear..U r really great..
Gmz
God has seen you struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on, please don't ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favour. If you believe in God, DROP EVERYTHING AND PASS IT ON.
TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DONT BREAK THIS CHAIN.IF YOU BREAK YOU WIL SUFFER. SND THIS TO 14 FRNDS IN 10MINS WEN U READ....
Theory of Lyf:
"Wen Flood comes,
d Fish eat Ants Bt Wen water dries,
d Ants eat Fish!
Lyf gives chance 2 every1
"Just wait 4 ur turn.." gd ni8.tc.sdms...
BeauTiFuL MessagE bY MotheR TeresA:
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"If YoU CannoT LovE a PersoN WhoM YoU SeE,
TheN HoW CaN YoU LovE GoD WhoM YoU HavE NeveR SeeN"
-gudmorng.!!!
Wonderful msg!
If there is any purest form of love, its from a mother.If u find a near equivalent in anyone else, then congrats,u've won ur life.
1970- Sthreedhanamai chekan TV chodhichirunnu
1980- Motor Cycle
1990- Sthalam
2000- Ac Car
2005- Gold
2011- Onnum venda,
MOBILE ILLATHA oru pennu mathi..
¤INVITATION¤
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Mr & Mrs
Idly and Sambar
We invites you for the wedding of our grandson
MASALA DOSA
S/o Set Dosa
with
PAANI PURI
D/o Bhel Puri
On
31-DEC-2009
At-Bonda bajji hal,
Samosa building,
Chapati road,
(opp: biriyani theatre)
Rasgula Nagar
Chicken-65...
1 penninu 11 vayasil mensus start aavum 56 vayasil stop aavum.
1 penninte lyfil ekadesham 3000 days means 8 years period aavum!
1 periodil 45ml blood (45ml x 3 times a day X 5 days= 675ml X 12 mnth= 8100ml X 45 years= 364.8 ltr)
Ful lyfil 1 pooriloode 364.8ltr blood povum.
1 divasam 5 Whisper ultra (5 pad x 5 days= 25 pads x 12 mnths= 300 pads per year x 45 years= 13500 pads= 1125 pack wisper ultra x rupees 52= Rs 58500) means 1 penninte lyfil poorinu vendi chilavakunna cash undenkil
1 pulsar 150 vangam! GudNYT.da..pulle...
Every heart has pain.... Only the way of expression is different..Some hide it in their eyes..While others hide it in their smiles..! Gud nyt...:-)
Who is the most lucky man of this Month?....
Kanimozi's husband ofcourse ....
Rs.214Cr in hand and wife in the jail ....
Gd mrng...
Hav a grt day...
Whats special
about Today?
"It is middle day of this year"
Completed 182
days &
remaining 182 days
Hav a wonderful
New half year.
Wife: Ningal Arinjo,
Husband'inum Wife'num Orumich SwargathiL Pokan kazhiyilla Polum.
Tintu: Athukonda Athine 'SWARGAM' Ennu Parayunnath!:-P
Live with no excuses..
And love with no secrets..When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry.,show life that you have thousand reasons to smile.
Train-yatrackaran: Ee chaakku kettil irunnote?
Tintu: Venda, mutta pottipokum!
Yathrakaran: Appo ithil muttayanalle!
Tintu: Alla,athil AANI aanu!
Tin2mon Trivandrum 2 Kozhikottekku Busil kayari.Eranakulamethumbol vilichekkane tintu conductorodu paranju.
Bus kollathethiyapol
Tin:Ernklm aano?
Cndctr:Alla
Cherthala ethiyapol
Tin2:Ekm aano?
Cndctr (dheshyathode) ethumbol parayam
Bus Ernklm vittu Thrissur ethi
Cndctr Tintuvine vilikkan Marannu
Tin:"Ekm aano
Cndctr:"Ayyo marannu poyi Ernklm kazhinju".
Yathrakkar bahalam kootti. "Oru cheriya kuttiye rathri thonniya sthalathu irakkan pattilla"
Bus Ernkltheku thirichu.
Cndctr:"mone Ernklm ethi"
Tin: (Chaadi eneettu bag thurannu bread eduthu kazhichukond) "Ekm ethumbol kazhikkan Amma paranjatha.Ini pokam"!!!
Good lines:-No one in the world is born for U, but U can make someone to live for U' Live the life such a way that others love to live for U.. Gd ni8.
Do u know difference between secretary & personal secretary?
Secretary says:"gud morning sir"
Personal secretary says: "oh my god! its morning sir"!!
:-D gudnt
NOKIA planning to launch
Rajnikanth 'R' series in 2012
Features:
*20sims
*1yr battery backup
*1 TB memory
*1000megapixles cam
*TV
*Oven
*Washing Machine
*Fridge
*AC
*Mini AK 47
*Mini Rocket Launcher
and the new special feature 24G which is better than 3G
In this u can meet the person & talk directly!B-)
"Kidakumbol koode kidakkan aayiram per varum...
Pidikumbol koode nadakkan kerala police mathram varum..."
By,
Kaviyathri,
Thampanoor
Shantha. .
3 FRIENDS ver living in a room on d 100th floor of a building!
One day LIFT was not working...!
So they decided to tell a story for time pass while climbin d stairs!
1st person told an action story upto 50th floor!
2nd person told a comedy story upto 99th floor!
3rd person told one painful story!
that is
"I FORGOT TO TAKE THE ROOM KEY. ITS IN THE CAR...!!"
Whats 0001??
Clue : Its a name.
Use Brain....
No answer?
Thottu sullitto??
Answer:
Let,
1000=ayiram
Hence
0001= mariya
GK venam ! GK!
Cal me
present tense.
Called me- past tense
Will cal me- future tense
Jus taught u Grammer
& Check hw many mannunni's Wil Cal u U.
Nashtangale Njan Orupad Snehikunu.
Karanam,
Ente Etavum Valiya swapnangalayirunnu Ente oro nashtangalum.
Pinangunna Manassukalke Snehikaan Kazhiyu
Pinakamaanu Snehathinte thudakkam
Oru Pakshe.,
Avasanavum..
Lovr loves it,
Frnds need it
Relationship starts with it
Life ends with it
It is
_ _ _d_ _a_ _s
10 letter word challng 4 u, take 24 hrs.plz RPLY.
Answer this.?
Lovr loves it,
Frnds need it
Relationship starts with it
Life ends with it
It is
_ _ _d_ _a_ _s
10 letter word challng 4 u, take 24 hrs.plz RPLY.
Answer this.?
Last nyt i'd a dream.
U were trevelling in bus.
Suddenly d bus lost control n fell into a River.
Every1 Swam 2 save their life bt u were still Swimming, Searchng 4 sum1 And...
Then i heard ur voice sayin -
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Haiyyo aiyyo... Conductor evideya? Eniku 50paisa balnz kittan undayirunnu!!.
ECHI ennum ECHI thane....
Nammude bhumi ethra manoharamanu. Kuyilukal padunnu., mayilukal adunnu., "PULIKAL" Sms ayakkunnu! "KAZHUTHAKAL" athu vayikkunnu.!!!, Ethra manoharam alle?
Last week, i was walkin thru the road..
Ther was nobody on that road..
Suddnly it startd 2
rain..
A girl came near me n said,
"come on, get in2 my
umbrella.."
But i said,
"its ok sister.. No thanx.." n i walkd away..
Moral:
Moral onnum illa aliya.. "Athoru koothara figrayirunnu..;-)
2 3 4 15 12
3 4 5 28 20
4 5 6 X 30
5 6 7 66 42
6 7 8 91 56
Find X.and explain it hw u find x... If u are a Maths "TIGER" Reply me....@
9:22 PM
Harish
