funny sms

True love is like a pillowU could HUG it when u r in trouble U could CRY on it when u r in pain U could EMBRACE it when u r happy

Want True Love?

Spend Rs.50 BUY A PILLOW

Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,
success before work,
& divorce before marriage.
but the Best part is
Friend comes before relatives :)

A true Friend
is not like
',",'Rain',",'
Which Rained & left away.
A true friend is like
~_~AIR_~_~
Symptoms silient but always around u :)

Take Care alot

May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever... Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty

Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects

Child Donkey: Mum with whom shall I play, every donkey is busy. Mother Donkey: Don't worry son, see here, this donkey will be free after reading this SMS.

Husband asks, do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means… Without Information fighting every time! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot For Ever

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.

GALILEO:
great mind
EINSTEIN:
genius mind
NEWTON:
extraordinary mind
BILL GATES
brilliant mind
ME:
master mind
YOU:
oh!
never mind

I have a confession to make
ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night I see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!!

Some times small
things in life
hurt a lot.....
If u don't agree
with me....
Then >>>>
Try to sit
on a Common Pin !!

To live this life i need a heart beat, to have a heart beat i need a heart to have a heart i need hapines and to have hapiness i need u

Wrote your name on the sands.....It got washed away,i wrote your name in air....It got blown away,so i write your name in my heart...I got heart attack!!!

Your attention please
Thanks 4 ur attention. Now carry on ur work...

Hey listen......
Two people were asking
Me about you,
I give them ur address
And cell no,
They will b visiting u soon,
Their names r joy n happiness.

Let me
draw ur
face!
Dont
MOVE!
Nearly
finished
OK
Done!
Wanna have
a look?
.,|!|,.
( o)(o)
( ,)

Height of fashion?
Dhoti wid zip.
Height of secrecy?
Blank visiting card.
Height of stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole of glass door.
Height of honesty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.
Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
Height of timewasting?
U reading the whole msg.

Friendship is the rainbow between
2 hearts
sharing of 7 colors.
1.LOVE
2.SADNESS
3.HAPPINESS
4.TRUST
5.FAITH
6.SECRET
7.CARE
Take Care n Have a nice day:-)

A 992 i
n0279q biquT2
2m2 pni992
.2iHT 9>IiI
(use mirror to read)
pls dnt erase!
its really interesting

This iz crime story
5 frndz lived in a room
Namely
MAD
BRAIN
FOOL
NOBODY
SOMEBODY
1day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
MAD called police.
MAD:Is it police station?
Police:Yes,wht iz the matter?
MAD:SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police:R u mad?
MAD:Yes,i"m MAD.
Police:Dnt u've BRAIN.
MAD:BRAIN iz in bathroom..
Police:U FOOL...
MAD:No,FOOL is reading this sMs

it takes 15 trees 2 produce d amount of paper dat we use 2 write in 1 exam.join us in promoting d noble coz of saving treez.....say NO 2 exams:-)

I
miss
"STARS"
sTARs think i m serious
bUt i m joking!
I
miss
"MOON"
m00n thinks i m serious
bUt im joking!
I
miss
"U"
U think i m joking
but i m serious!

Medicines and friendship
cure our problems.
The only difference is that,
Friendship don't have an expiry date.

Today is Donald Duck's birthday .... :)
So wish him by sending this sms to every cartoon you know.
Just like I did by sending this sms to you...

Roses r red violets r blue.
Monkeys like u should kept in a zoo Don't get angry because u will find me there too. Not in a cage but laughing at you

Dear customer,
U r not using ur SmS service properly.Ur sim will be deactivated soon.To avoid this,urgently reply with a cute SmS to the sender.
Sndr's watng?

3 monkeys escaped from zoo!
Ist watching T.V. 2nd plays soccer n 3rd is...
Not u yaar ! 3rd is eating banana.y u r always think u r a monkey

I'd love to take u out 4 dinner, make u sit beside the candle light, shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear "PAY THE BILL

Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me.
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be.
It was a fantasy, a dream come true
it was the day I met you.

Love is like a cloud...
love is like a dream...
love is 1 word and everything in between...
love is a fairytale come true...
Coz I found love when I found U.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
I was born beautiful,
but what the hell happened to you?

Girls are like phones,
we like to be held and talked too,
but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait....
Searching....
searching...
still searching....
sorry,
NO BRAIN found...!

Roses r red, violets r blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But the roses r wilting, the violets r dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head!

This sms can only be read by someone SMART,
try again,
again,
maybe you are..
just not smart??
one more time.
hey don't force it ugly!!!

Last night I wanted to send you a msg,
But all I could write was,
“noh ss!w !”.
It didn’t make mush sense
Until I read it upside down...

I'd love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blanks with YES or NO.
1.______I don’t have Brain.…
2.______I don’t have Sense.…
3.______I am Stupid....

A physiological study has proved that
all the fools, donkeys, monkeys
used their thumbs to read the messages
Don’t change your finger know its too late.

How to keep an idiot entertained
*press down*
…………………………………
How to keep an idiot entertained
*press up*

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forget but how U forgive,
Not how U listen but how U Understand,
Not what U see but how U feel,
and not how U Let Go but how U hold on!!!

WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW..
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.

Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense............??
Tell you later........

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...
Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain

A million words would not bring you back,
I know, because I've tried.
Neither would a million tears.
I know, because I've cried.

Hey friend remember that without stupidity
there can be no wisdom and
without ugliness there can be no beauty.
so the world needs YOU after all!

Minds are like Parachutes.
They work best when open

If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I'd put U and I together

Aim for the stars.
But first, aim for their bodyguards

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction

Why were males created before females?
Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog,
to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog,
for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ...
Now read without the word dog.

All day I thought of you....
I was at the zoo.

CNN News.
Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Hi there, I'm a human being!
What are you?

Brains aren't everything.
In fact in your case they're nothing

I heard someone whisper your name,
but when I turned around to see who it was,
I notice I was alone,
then I realize it was my heart
telling me that I miss you.

My eyes are hurting coz I can't see U,
My arms are empty coz I can't hold U,
My lips are cold coz I can't kiss U
but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!

I need you to know our friendship means a lot -
If you cry then I cry,
if you laugh then I laugh..
if you jump out the window
I look down then....I laugh again

True friends warm the heart,
make you laugh, smile...
yes, you are a true friend.

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.

Always draw a circle around the ones you love,
never draw a heart because hearts can be broken,
but circles are never ending.

Memories last forever, they simply never die,
true friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.

God made man and then rested.
God made women and then no one rested

I believe in Angels, the ones that Heaven sends.
Each day I tell those Angels,
you are my best of friends.

Friendships multiply joys and divide grief.

Without humor, life sucks
Without Love, Life seems hopeless.
But without a friend like you,
life is nearly impossible.

If you need advice, text me...
if you need a friend, call me ...
if you need me, come to me...
if you need money........
SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

It takes a minute to have a crush,
an hour to like someone,
and a day to love someone,
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

If you can't change your mind,
are you sure you still have one?

Marriage is a three ring circus:
an engagement ring,
a wedding ring,
and suffering

A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.

What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women

What's the quietest place in the world?
The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv...
another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt message

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Independence Day

A late night sms greeting doesnt
A late night sms greeting doesnt
only mean good night
It has a silent msg saying..
u r my last thought at night..
Goodnight.

Another day ends
Another day ends and
we look forward 2 a new day
with great anticipation.
But a true friendship never ends
whatever the passage of time.
Good Night dear friend.


Tumhari yaad
Kabhi ati hai,
Khamoshi say,
Chupkey Say,
Rat mein,
Barsat mein,
Veeraney main,
Anjaney main,
Kise waja say,
Kis liye,
Kis ki khater,
Kis k liey,
Ye keya hey,
Ek ehsasss,
Ek pyass,
Phir bhi acchi lagti hai,
Unjani si,
Begaani si,
Phachaani si,
Khoobsurat si,
Tumhari yaad.
“GOOD NIGHT”


Halki si dhoop barsat k baad
Halki si dhoop barsat k baad,
thori si khushi her baat k baad,
Isi tarah mubarak ho aap ko,
Jashan-e-azadi 1 din k baad….
Wish u a very happy independence day


DON jub chahta hai
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00
(((DhuzZ)))
=*=*=*=*=
14 Aug Mubarak!
DON jub chahta hai
14 AUG manata hai…!!!


Watan hamara misaal mohabat ki
Watan hamara misaal mohabat ki,
Todta hai deewaar nafrat ki,
Meri Khush naseebi,
mili zindagi is chaman mein Bhula na
sake koi iski khushbo saton janam mein.
Happy Independence Day!


Independence a Precious gift of God
Independence a Precious gift of God.
May We Always Remain Independent Ameen.
A Very Happy Independence Day To You.


Today we are miles apart
Today we are miles apart
but I wanna reach across the miles
and say i’m thinking of you
in a very special way
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY


Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day
Happy B’DAY.
Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my god Happy NEW Year.
Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY.


I am in love
I am in love,
I am passionate about him,
I loving every moment of it
and
why not its her 60th Birth Day.
Its apna Pakistan.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY


Some Like Sunday
Some Like Sunday,
Some like Monday,
But i like One Day
And that is Independence Day


Our life is full of Colors
Our life is full of Colors …
I hope this 14th August will
add more colors to your life
Happy Independence Day


I have someting for u
I have someting for u.
Close ur eyes:
1
2
3
4
5
6
…
…
…
CHEATER!!!
U didn’t close ur eyes.
So nothing 4 u Exept
My sincerity my love & prayers
Happy Independence Day


Wishing You A Wonderful
Wishing You A Wonderful
Super-Duper - Zabardast
Xtra-Badiya - Xtra Special
Ekdum Mast n Happy
Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas
*Happy Independence Day*


Na zuban se
Na zuban se,
Na nigahon se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greeting se,
Na gift se,
Aapko “Jashne Azadi Mubarak” direct dil se


Your validity for taking a
Your validity for taking a
bath expires on this 14th August.
Kindly recharge the validity by
taking a bath to avoid, khujli,
dandruff, maeil, and badbooo …
So wish you a “HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY“


Azad Pakistan k nalaiq nojavanon
Azad Pakistan k nalaiq nojavanon,
Agar aaj valentines day ya friendship day
hota to INBOX full hota, chalo jalsi say utho
aur sub ko wish karo.
.
.
“HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY”


Thousands laid down their lives so
Thousands laid down their lives so
that our country is breathing this day
Never forget their sacrifice…
Happy Independence Day


Independence day is a
Independence day is a
good time to examine
who we are and how we got here.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY


Aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat
Aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chahti hun
han wohi 3 words jo aap sunna chahen
han wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chulen
.
.
.
.
***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY***

Other might have forgotten
Other might have forgotten,
But never can i,
The Flag of my country
Furls very high,
Happy Independence day

They Join hands in Hands
They Join hands in Hands,
Brave Pakistanis all!
By uniting we stand
by dividing we fall,
Jashne Azadi Mubarak.
Allah Bless our country.


No nation is perfect
“No nation is perfect,
it needs to be made perfect”
.
.
.
Happy Independence day.


On Independence Day
On Independence Day
Here’s wising our dreams of a new
tomorrow come true for us…
NOW AND ALWAYS!


Do you know what Pakistan means
Do you know what Pakistan means?
No??? ok let me tell you
P-> Perfect
A->Aimitious
K->Kool
I->Islamic
S->Super
T->Talented
A->Able
N->Nation


Azadi k din aaj meri dua hai k
Azadi k din aaj meri dua hai k
ALLAH aap ko Quaid ki aqal,
Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki Shairvani,
Fatima ki jawani, Nehru ki chaal
aur gandhi g k baal day.
JASHAN-E-AZADI MUBARK

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Lovely sms

It’s true that: Nothing is permanent in this world, not even our troubles.
So… keep on enjoying Life. Don’t lose your smile at any cost.



I’m gonna write on all bricks dat I miss you n I hope one of those bricks fall on ur head so that u realize how much it pains wen u miss sum1.



Life is a Magic. D beauty of Life is in the next second… which hides thousands of secrets. I wish every second will be wonderful in ur Life.



Wake up & wink those teeny weeny eyes,
Stretch those inzy winzy bones.
Wear that jolly winning smile n tell urself,
Today is a Beautiful Day. Good Morning.



Friendship is a wonderful gift dat no one can buy.
Itz made up of Luv dat roots in our hearts
2 make fruits of memory not just 4 a while
but 4 a Lifetime.



A cute little poem 4 u:
Monsoon rain or summer heat…
U r the reason y I breathe…
Tell me dear wat is sweet…
Is tat U or UR heart that beats!!!



FRIENDS are the ,@@ BEST PART (“;”)
of our (“)(”) LIVES… and the Best Vitamin for making Friends is
Vitamin B1… Thanx 4 “B”eing 1.



My words are Anti‐Biotic,
My smile is Analeptic,
My touch is antiseptic,
My msg through Cell is Anti‐Pyretic,
So always b my frnd n enjoy a disease‐free life 4ever.



To make a KG of honey, bees have to visit 4 million flowers,
travelling 4 times around d Earth.
Thank God, I can reach u, d sweetest, just 1 by remembering u.



Dear o dear, u r not NEAR,
But I can HEAR, don't get FEAR,
ur memories are HERE, live with CHEER,
When Friend is HERE, no more TEAR.



Listen & Silent r 2 words wth same alphabets & r very important 4 frndshp,
bcoz only a true frnd can LISTEN when u r SILENT...



Butterflies don't know in wat color their wings are,
but human eyes know how nice it is .
Likewise, u don't know how sweet u r
But I know how special u r 4 me.



Every normal person has 72 Heart Beats,
But 4 myself, its 73.
D extra one is ur SMS for every minute,
So don't stop ur SMS,
coz, it will affect my Heart!



I heard some1 saying ur name
But when I turned around 2 c who it was,
I noticed I was alone,
Then I realized it was my heart telling I MISS U!!!



Friendship isn't about whom you have known d Longest,
Who came First or Who cared d Best...
It's all about Who came & NEVER left!



No shadows 2 depress u, only Joys 2 surround u.
Many friends 2 Love u, God Himself 2 bless u,
These are my wishes 4 u for 2 day, 2 morrow & 4 ever.



Before I got in touch with you,
I used to gaze at Stars as they were my only companion...
But after I met you, I believed that Stars do fall on Earth.



Every garden must have a Rose,
Every sweet face must have a Smile,
Every grass must have Dew,
Every good person must have a friend Like U.



Don't only be a friend with someone who makes you happy.
Be a friend with someone who cannot be happy without you.



Exam Anthem: Fight fight, never surrender,
Clear d paper in May or November...
Where there is a will, there is a way...
After November, again there is May.



"A beautiful world can only be seen through the eyes of a happy heart..."
May you always have a happy heart to see the beauty of the world...



Friendship is a "Give" & "Take" relationship...
I hope you agree with this saying. So...
"Give" me a Treat and "Take" me to a Movie.
So simple...!



When you wait for someone for few minutes,
Its consideration,
For few hours, its trust,
For few weeks, its friendship,
And wait even when you know she will never come, its Love.



Dear Customer,
Good Morning. Your bathing date validity for one year is about to expire.
So kindly rebath within 1 hour and get 2 years validity. Hurry Up!
Thank you.



Girl Friend is College Partner,
Wife is Life Partner.
Girl Friend 4 Fun, Wife 4 Son,
Girl Friend is Cake, Wife is Headache,
Girl Friend is Garden, Wife is Bin Laden.



Friendship is the fever which affects the deepest part of d heart n it is not curable by any medicine except d affection of a seet friend like you.



Little keys can open big locks,
Simple words can express great thoughts,
Hope my simple "Hi" will make you Smile & remember me all the while.



In flower, my rose is u,
In Diamonds, my Kohinoor is u,
In Sky, my moon is u,
In River, my boat is u,
I'm just a Tree but the Monkey is U!!!



If one drop of rain can make you smile,
Then I wish u have heavy rainfall,
So that there should not be any place 4 sorrow in ur life.




January to December,
Sunday to Saturday
AM to PM,
My feeling 4 u has never changed,
U R always My Sweet Friend.



C d sky, u"ll see God's grace,
C d rain, u"ll see Dance once again,
C d moon, u"ll see depth of lake,
C d mirror, u"ll see God's biggest mistake



Lips do not join when we say Love.
Try saying it. Its the sign of Distance.
But when we say Friendship, Lips join.
It’s the sign of Togetherness.



Each day with someone new, I would look and never find another you.
The world is so full of people , and I know that it is true.
Yet, no one could ever equal the friend that I have found in you.



Relationship is like a garden.
It's beautiful when watered with love, hugs, tears and cheers.
But it dries up if left untouched. Keep in touch always...



Good Song: 5 minutes happy.
Good Movie: 3 hours happy.
Good College: 3 years happy.
Good Friend like you: Life long happy



Today I caught myself smiling for no reason,
Then I realized I was thinking of u.
The smile on my face
Is a reflection of ur sweetness.



Love d 1 who cares u ...
Care d 1 who knows u ...
Know d 1 who miss u ...
But don't miss d 1 who is made 4 u.



God's love has no limit,
God's grace has no measure,
God's power knows no boundaries,
May u have God's endless blessings
Today and everyday.



If you get less messages from me,
Don't think that I didn't care for you.
But I'm searching for the Best Message
For a Best Friend like you.



Few dreams are buried alive,
Few dreams are born dead,
But I wish wholeheartedly that all your dreams come true.
And u live with ur dreams to make them true.



Eyes ‐ Express d real feeling better than words!
Touch ‐ Shows d care than any words do, but
Words ‐ When used properly can catch d Eyes n Touch d heart!



Look at the Sun & u c Time...
Look in the Heart & u c Love...
Look in the eyes & u c Life...
Look at ur mobile & u c who's thinking of u.
Its me!!!



These r the wonderful pairs in the world:
Heart & Beats...
Night & Moon...
Birds & Songs...
Roses & Love...
My msgs & ur Smile!



Someone asked me: "For how long will u both be friends?"
I remained silent because I didn't know which 1 is longer:
"Always" or "Forever"



I looked back, I thought I saw u.
I listened carefully, I thought I heard u.
But no one was around...
Then I realized, my heart is remembering u...



Moon said to me; if your friend is not messaging u,
why don't you leave ur friend.
I looked at the moon and said;
Does the sky ever leave u, when u don't shine?



So many of us either fear tomorrow or regret yesterday,
But I won't fear tomorrow if u'll still be there for me,
And, I don't regret yesterday coz, 1 yesterday I met you.



Lovely roses & lovely u,
& Lovely r the things u do,
But loveliest is the friendship of the two,
One is me & the other is u.



A friend is 1 who 4gives b4 u say sorry,
Understands wen u say I 4got,
Waits 4ever wen u say 1 min,
Stays wen u say leave me alone...!




Care is the sweetest form of Love.
When someone says Take Care,
It really means that u will stay in their heart,
Till its last beat. OK TAKE CARE.



I hv simple calculation on how long we will be frnds...
Count the stars in heaven + sand on the shore
multiplied by the heart beats = FOREVER.



The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling
& even more beautiful is knowing that u r the reason behind it.
Hence, be a reason to Smile.



Choosing career is like choosing wife from 10 girls.
Even if u pick most beautiful, intelligent, kindest,
There's still the pain of losing all others.



Nvr say thx 2 sum1 who loves u...
Nvr say bye 2 sum1 who really needs u...
Nvr blame a person who really trusts u...
Nvr 4get a person who always thinks abt u.



When u start caring about urself,
U start loving somebody,
But when u start caring about others,
Somebody wil love u!!
That's nature...!



BYE is a little word,
that causes so much pain,
d person you hold now,
might never meet you again.
So never say BYE,
Always say, Meet U Again.



If u r stressed, u'll get pimples.
If u cry, u'll get wrinkles.
So, why don't u smile & get dimples.
Keep smiling, its simple :)



Well wisher is not who meets u everyday and talks with you.
He is one who may or may not meet u.
But always thinking about u & ur happiness.



U hurt a true heart in love as many times u want,
It won't stop loving u.
But if u cheat a true heart, it won't hurt or hate u,
But it won't dare 2 love u again!



Lovely roses & lovely you,
And lovely r the things u do,
But loveliest is the friendship of two,
One is me & the other is u.



It takes a min 2 hv a crush on sum1,
An hour 2 like sum1,
A day 2 love sum1,
But it takes a lifetime 2 forget
sum1 as sweet as ... ME :‐)



Trust of a friend should b like the feeling
that a one year old baby has:
When u throw him in the air, he laughs;
bcoz, he knows you will catch him.



A friend means:
Some1 I Miss,
Some1 I Care,
Some1 I Need,
Some1 I Love,
Some1 I Trust,
Some1 Special,
Some1 Like U.



Sweet good morning 2 a sweet person
who passed sweet night 2 see sweet dreams
now wants 2 pass d sweet day wid sweet talks.
Have a sweet day.



Friendship is not a game to play,
It is not a word to say,
It doesn't start on March & end on May,
Its yesterday, today, tomorrow & everyday.
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Missing u SMS

* jA mere SMS JA MERE SWEET DOST K PAS JA .... DHEERE SE JANA ...SHOR MAT MACHANA .. BZY HO TO..KUCH MAT KEHNA FREE HOGA TOW.... PYAR SE MISS U KEHNA....


* The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.


* 9 lessons in life:
learn to care
learn to smile
learn to cry
learn to give
learn to forgive
learn to share
learn to trust
learn to love
.
n learn to say
.
u miss me


* When daylight turns to a darkened hue,
The lovely stars hinting at you,
ur heart beat tells you something true,
That some 1 badly missing you!!


* There are 6 Billlion peoples in da world but i don know why i keep on missing *U* may be becoz 5,999999999 Cant Replace a Single *U*


* Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'I Miss You'


* missing u is only da half story hope
da other half is U MISS me too.....


* I
M
I
S
S
...
U
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V
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M
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* TUJH MEIN AUR TERI YAAD MAIN BAS FARQ HA ITNA . TU TOU BEWAQT AATI HAI YAAD HAR WAQT AATI HA


* I heared some whisper ur name,
but when i turned around 2 see u who it was , i notice i was alone, i realized it was my heart telling me that I MISS U !

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Missing u SMS

* i may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we're both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about.


* i dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help coz it aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more serious...i am missin u!



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i just wanna give a HUG...
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( ö)ö ) .....to a "Special Person" i don't get to see as much, but often miss.....


* So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !


* It may sound simple, nothing unique or original... but yet it means so much and take courage to say. I wanna tell you 'I Miss You Alot!'


* Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, hé lol .... me too xxx


* I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say.


* ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST VWXYZ
DID I FORGET ANY CHARACTER
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I MISS U


* I miss u in every beats of my heart, in every blink of my eyes, in every second of time and in every moments of the day.

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MISCELLANEOUS SMS

The rain may be falling hard outside, But your smile makes it all alright.
I'm so glad that you're my friend. I know our friendship will never end.

The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of you.

I heard someone whisper ur name, but when i turned around 2 c who it was, i notice i was alone, then i realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.

Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.

Sorry 2 disturb u. Can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, Serious matter has come up actually, We r playing a cards & I lost the joker.

What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.

My Life was in darkness before I met u, but now it is bright. U know why? Coz U r a "Tube light".

I've known many, Liked not a few, Loved only one, I toast to u.

Some bonds are forever... and your Rakhi always reminds me of that. Happy Raksha Bandhan Sister.

Raksha Bandhan... time for me to realize each year that what a BIG MISTAKE I made asking God for a little sister like you.

My friend, my teacher, my guardian angel... some of the many ways you are a part of my life. Happy Raksha Bandhan Bhaiya.

Far away from you today, I look at my empty wrist and wish you were here with me this Rakhi. Missing you Sister.

A day of celebration, a bond of a life time! I am blessed to be bonded with you. Happy Raksha Bandhan Bhaiya.

Potential brothers Alert! Stop hiding! My stock of Rakhis has exhausted. You may now return now.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you. "The husband replied: Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

A true friend cares for you if she says nasty things to your face instead of behind your back.

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

What kisses mean! KISS ON HAND: I adore u, KISS ON CHEEK: lets be friends, KISS ON NECK: I want u, KISS ON LIPS: I love u, KISS ANYWHERE ELSE: ...lets not get carried away!

A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!!!

If U delete this message that's coz u love me. If u save it that's coz u desire me & if u ignore it hat's coz u miss me. So what u going to do with IT?

Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same.

I am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish... when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!!!!!!!

Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!

When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? "I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!"

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so my friend stay wasted all the time, and have the time of your life!

Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life... You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.

To the Bride and Groom - live life to the fullest and remember, this is the first day of the rest of your life...

I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one.

Sum1 somewhere dreams of ur smiles & while thinking of u says "life is worthwhile". so when ur lonely remember it's true. that sum1 somewhere is thinking of u.

Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.

May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.

The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?

To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage ...Here's to good sense of humor and a short memory!

A gun can kill some1. fire can burn some1. wind can chill. anger can rage till it tears u apart. but da power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart.

God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : I hope she will make herself up!

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake.

Never say u r happy when u r sad... never say u r fine when u r not ok... never say u feel
good when u feel bad... and never say ur alone when I m still alive.

My eyes r hurting coz I can't c u, My arms r empty coz I can't hold u, My lips r cold coz I can't kiss u but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with u!

If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people?

Tiny stars shining bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnight. so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight I'm wishing u sweet dreams 2nite!

Life can be hard & not always fun. But as night brings dark morning brings sun. When life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care. Give me a call coz I'll always b there!

Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st?.... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.

What is resemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!

When swimming is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?

Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.

To the Bride and Groom - may the roof above you never fall in and may you both never fall out.

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

Friends are like a Hairs of Head. You might lose some, but with enough money you can buy them back.

Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby I am vaccinated.

If u read it, u owe me a HUG | If u delete it, Owe me a kiss, If u save it, u owe me a DATE | If u return it 2 me, u OWE me All,
but if u ignore, U r Mine! So what will U do?

In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for "CHRISTMAS".

Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.

Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence?? "A widow"

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Friendship Sms

Birdie birdie in the sky, drop a poo-poo in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!

Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. It has 2 halves the left & the right.
The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

I saw U on Road today. U were looking SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My Heart started singing a Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain.

Honey said to sugar, we r the sweetest on this earth, GOD laughed & said wait, i think u have not met the person reading this message.....

Sweet is ur nature, dear is ur name, close to my heart u will always remain. As earth wants water, flower wants dew, i want nothing but happiness 4u....

'I LUV U', send this to all ur valued friends & even to me , if u think I am ur valued friend. If 5 come back u will get married to the person u love...

The numerical value of l+o+v+e=54, but the numerical value f+r+i+e+n+d+s+h+i+p=108, 54+54=108, love+love=friendship, so friendship is 2 times greater than love.

People live people die people laugh people cry some give up some will try sum say hi some say bye. Others may 4get to disturb u but how can I.

Longest is mothers luv, shortest is others luv sweetest is lovers luv but strongest is frdship's luv. Hope we share the strongest bond.

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In this cruel world it is very diff. to find a friend with a beautiful hear, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks so don't lose me.

V sms each other bcoz u think I am nice, I think u r nice, u think I m cool, I think u r cool, u think I am sweet, I think u r sweet, u think I am smart. I think u r right.

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Friendship is like a needle of clock. Though we r in the same clock, v r not able to meet. Even if we meet it's only for few sec. But we always stay connected.

A richman want......., a poorman has........, if u will eat.....,u will get die now this one mr.intelligent.
(Ans:- NOTHING - Ask then Msg.).

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$ *NEW YEAR * $
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U have good style, U have good looks, U have good class, U have good looks, U have good face, u've good charm; U have good brain. OoPs! Sorry I think I have send it 2 wrong number. .!!!!!!

I was on ship thinking of u when i looked down i dropped the tear into the ocean then i promised myself dat until someone finds it i wont forget u.

2 day is the single line day. Suppose u met me single time "what single line u wud like to ask me?" Answer should be in single line n str8fwd. fast i'm waiting.

when i pray i dont see god but i know he listens.when i sms i dont see u. but i know u think of me with a cute smile.

Life means missing expecting things & facing unexpected things when u r right no one remembers but when u r wrong no one forgets.That's life!!

If 100% people loves u make sure i am one of them. If 99 % people hates u make sure i am 1% who loves u . If 100% of people hates u makes sure I am Dead.

why do we close our eyes when we pray when we dream when we kiss bcoz the most beautiful things in life r unseen & felt only by heart.

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BLESSINGS;
May it wash away all ur troubles & keep u happy always!
Merry X-mas & advance Happy new year.

A new year going to start within 3 days. Tell me what change would u like c in me in next year. reply is must. b honest. Watin 4 reply...

Q:- Choose any one to know what u will get on this valentine's day 1* 2* 3* 4* 5* 6* 7* reply quickly waiting...
Ans:- 1* teddy bear 2*yellow rose 3*nothing 4*red rose
5*rotten apples 6*a full day date 7* a kiss.

Q:- Which symbol u will select 4 ur lover in this valentines day.
%,=,#$?/* answer will be send after ur reply.quick
Ans: %-hotel treat. =-u r my pair. #-i hate u. $-i love u.
?-am urs. /-cal u donkey. *-ur honeymoon will be in England...

Don't open it for 45-days...............I know u cant wait!!!..Ok go ahead...........wish a happy April fool==200*!!......Remember u r the 1st fool, Go & find 1 more.

Words can express all that u think. so today on world words day, I ask 4 a small favor. Define me in one sentence & please be serious. eagerly waiting 4 ur reply.

The world is full of beauty when ur love is full of love. so start & end ur day with love & smile in ur heart . Have a peaceful day.

smile is a language that everybody understands, it costs nothing but create much. it happens fast but its memory may lasts forever.

Treat every one with politeness, even those who r rude to u. Not because they r not nice but because u r nice**good morning**

I asked god to make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely thru every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all give u love & care.

All mornings r like a painting, u need a little inspiration to get u going, a little smile to brighten it& a msg from someone who cares to color ur day.

Every morning leave ur worries outside ur gate, bcoz that's where they pick up the garbage. have worry full day!

The beauty of the morning is not the sunrise, but thought of god giving us another day to see through life. wishing u a nice fruit full day.

Smile ! bcoz u have just received a text message from some one hoping that u r fine. take care. Good morning!

If u want success in life be sweet like honey, regular like clock, fresh like rose, soft like tissue, strong like rock, sure like death & smart like me!

Life gives Answer in 3 ways ..it says yes & gives u what u want, it says no & gives u something better, it says wait & gives u the best! have a nice day!!

life is a book we all read it, love is a blessing we all need it. always be happy always have a smile. remember in this world we r just 4 while good morning!

If god answers ur prayer, he is increasing ur faith. If he delays, He is increasing ur patience. if he doesn't answer, he has something. better 4 u....!

The world is full of beauty when ur love is full of love. so start & end ur day with love & smile in ur heart.

Hey Good morning, rise & shine as u open ur eyes to greet the morning sun, I wish that u wud be well & fine.

Sometimes I sms u sometime I don't, sometime I reply u sometime I wont, but no matter how many times that sometimes is, u will be my friend not 4 smtime but 4 lifetime.

The sun rises in the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes u a good morning, hoping that u have the perfect day.

Sweet is ur nature, dear is ur name, close to my heart u will always remain. As earth wants water, flower wants dew, i want nothing but happiness 4u...

keep me as a friend & i will keep u in my ("v") lock it up & throw away the key ;;==<> so that no one can take u away from me.

A late night greeting does not only mean "good night". it has the silent message saying "u r my last thought at night. take care & sweet dreams".

D greatest gift u can give to someone is ur TIME... coz when u give someone ur time u given them a portion of ur life that u will never get back.

cherubs r angles of wisdom. cupids r angles of love. I don't know what angles of friendship r called but u must be one of them. Good nt.

I refuse to celebrate Friendship Day today. With friends like you, every day is a celebration.

When I think of you only one proverb comes to my mind -- "Dog is a man's best friend".

True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare.

Foolish Rascal Idiot Dude... despite you being all this, you are still my Friend!

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

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Friendship Sms

Without humor, life sucks. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU!

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

one stone is enough to break a glass one second is enough to fall in love one sentence is enough to break a heart and one misunder standing is enough to break friendship.

In this World, where everything seems Uncertain, only one thing is Definite. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond Words, TIME & DISTANCE..!!..

When I'm walking in front of u, I'm protecting u. When I'm beside u I'm there for u, when I'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When I'm alone, I'm thinking of u.

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forget but how U forgive, Not how U listen but how U Understand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold on!

plants are green and earth is blue, why ur so nice to me I want a clue, What ever may be the reason like u , b'coz in the world like this, I will never get a friend like you!

Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

One tree can start a forest, One Smile can start Friendship , One touch can show love & care, & One friend like u can make life worth-living!

We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: "YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME" I will always be there as a friend!

The recipe of friendship: - 1 cup of sharing... 2 cups of caring... 3 cups of forgiveness & hugs... mix all these together to make friends 4 ever!!

Friendship is A Priceless Gift that can't Be Bought Or Sold, But To Have An Understanding Friend is Far More Worth than Gold!

Have a "HEART" that never breaks, Have a" SMILE" that never fades, Have a "TOUCH" that never Hurt, Have a "FRIENDSHIP" that never ends.


What u think, I am Lonely?
How can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!

You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.

A ring is round, A well is deep & in ur arms I long to sleep & in your bed I long to lie
no 1 else but U & I.

If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If heat was your love & care, how can I wish the sun to be beside me...?

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky? What am I without you? That is why I tell you ... I love you.

U can close your eyes among d things u don't want 2 c but u can never close your heart among d things u don't want 2 feel.

I miss u... I need u ... More n more.... each day... I love u... more than words... can ever say.

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

The years will come the years will go but with each 1 I will always know whichever way the road may bend u will always be my best friend.

Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.

A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it.

When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....

If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!

If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my friend "u r the best"!!

A friend is sweet when its new....but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.

Love is only chatter, it's your friends that really matter.

Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.

Life is not easy, and it will never be, but remember you've got friends, and one of them is me!

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike... Just Do It. Kiss is not like Pepsi.. Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag.. Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga.

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

U have touched my heart u've touched my soul. coz of u I now feel whole. U'll always b my closest friend. u'll b in my heart 2 the very end.

U r a mate with a heart of gold. how much u mean to me can never be told. u r sum1 2b talked bout so sweet and true. 1 in a million that's u.

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing that's rare & true, that's the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is a form of... GOOD TASTE!

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go........I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!

R we friends or r we not. U told me once but i 4got. of all d m8s I've ever met, u r the one I wont 4get & if I die b4 u do, I will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u!

A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u, To forget me that's up to u, To forget u I can never ever do.

The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends.

You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend!

Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply coz you are a sweet friend!!

Smiles 'n' Tears, Giggles 'n' Laughs, Late night calls 'n' Cute photographs, I'll b rite here till da day of my death best friends forever till my very last breath!!

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

During Our Friendship, There will be Times U won't See Me Beside U, then, Don't Think I Left U Behind, bcoz I Just Chose To Walk Behind U So I Can Catch U Whenever U Fall...

On a silent night when friend r few, I close my eyes and think of u, a silent night, a silent
tear, a silent wish, that u were here!

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship will never ends.

A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!

No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us.

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down.

Although its quite a statement, Well it happens 2 b true. The best friend i ever had, Im
glad 2 say its u!

U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait... Sorry, wrong number!

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

Dreams r to be 4goten reality to b lived. Desires 2 b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached. where it began. where will it end. Friends from the start & friends till the end!

Many ppl will walk in and out of ur life. but only true friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . as...u left urs in mine.

A very special friend of mine...in my heart all the time...To c u giving a happy smile makes my life feel worthwhile...Warm & caring ur feelings true. I'm glad I've a friend like u!

God in heaven, I pray on knees, protect the friend I love plz. Sent him/her a smile:-) sealed with a kiss. I love my friend who's reading THIS.

A friend gives hope wen life is low. A friend is a place where you can go. A friend is honest- A friend is true. A friend is precious. n my friend is u!

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funny sms

Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry, no chicks found! Gay? Conclusion: You Are Gay!

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.

I am a killer. I kill people for money. But, you are my friend. I will kill you 4 nothing!

WHO regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologies for any inconvenience.

Hello too the owner of the cell-phone with no. +91........Your SIM-card is been cracked open by Hacker's, and will destroy your phone within 24 hours, from NOW!

When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child.. do we ruin our carpet or our life?

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait............ Searching............ Searching......... still searching.............. sorry NO BRAIN found!!!

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friend, Charming,
Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you???

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.

I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.

When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhea.

When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fatty.

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!

I am very lonely. The only type I knew was my blood type.

A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".

At this moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee. 100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!

Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbors not!

Do U Want to Marry, Go ahead! If u'll get good wife U will be happy but if u will get bad one U will definitely be Philosopher.

I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My cigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...

Hey can u do me a favor, Please Send me ur snap, coz, we r playing cards & I've lost the joker!! Hurry!

I tried to call you from a payphone last night. I put my donor card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

In case of fire read this message.............................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU. IDIOT!!

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.

Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!

To our wives and lovers...may they never meet!

Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching..........still searching.......no brain found.

One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy Dancing naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'

One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.

This sms can only be readied by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it to ugly!!!

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waiting 4 autumn.

In ur darkest hour when ur fed up & blue. just remember this I'll always be there 4 u. I'm no angel N cant change ur fate. but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my mate..

Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman.

I know, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.

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