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Showing posts with label Misleading Messages. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Misleading Messages. Show all posts

Friday, June 10, 2011

Teacher: Tel me 3Tenses with Example

Teacher: Tel me 3Tenses with Example

Boy: I Saw your Daughter Yesterday
(Past)

We are in Love Now
(Present)

We Will Run Away Tomorw
(Future)

A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,

A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,

who opens her heart receives love,

who opens her legs receives happiness

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

I feel sorry for u

I feel sorry for u..bt wat to do..free msgs theerkandee...athkond kshamikkuka sahakarikkuka..vere maargammillaa..wid lootz f luv...

CLASSIC INSULT

CLASSIC INSULT

Girl-Mai abhi-abhi beauty parlour se aa rhi hu.

Boy- Are !!!

Aaj bhi band tha kya ??? :D

Thursday, October 16, 2008

☻From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!

☻He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO

☻In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

☻Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

☻I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

☻It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea!

☻Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!

☻At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?

☻Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam

☻Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?

☻I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down, can't wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

☻come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied lovingly urs TOILET!!!!

☻I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed

☻Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way!

 
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