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Friday, April 9, 2010

Sms neweky added in 2010

I cried when i had no shoes..Suddenly i stopped crying wen i saw a man without leg! Life is full of blessings sometimes we dont understand it..
So nw I m happy wit hw I'm.
Gud nt


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Mission accomplished:
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ey jil jil jil jil- Hahaha Chennai rockzz.....naama chennai super kings!a big marginal win 4us,totally a one side match!
Chennai roaring...luv u dhoni luv u!!cheerzz!!


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Dnt try 2 scratch d reacharge cards using ur finger tips. If by any chance d scratched particles of d seal goes into ur body, it can cause CANCER, science has proved it. So always a coin or sumthng else 4 scratching. Pls frwrd dis msg to all ur frnds.


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Many Birds die in Summer without water. Save them. Plz put Water Pots for thirsty Birds at Balcony/Window etc. Fwd dis msg to atleast 5 people.


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Tintumon: Tell in detail about Jalian Wala Bag..

Harimon: Sorry teacher,I use Scooby day bag,I think it is better than Jaliyan Wala bag.

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PUBLIC NEWS FROM TRUE INDIAN :

Plz don't write anything in Rupee notes.

They can't be used for standard transactions in atm machines.

Because of written Rs notes, indian govt. Looses 2000 crores per year. plz forward it to the people u can.
I have done my job,as i am indian.


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Their is no good or bad in this world..But thinking makes it so...
What people call 'congestion' in a train,becomes 'atmosphere' in a disco club.
¤have a nice day¤

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Boyz. . . If we one d first match in high margin, den d confidanc f al d oter teams wil sublime..so dis match is just nly 2 encourage ipl members..so dnt frgt our previous experienc
so njoy rest f our matches


dhoni and kings

¤choolisery boyz¤


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" DON'T get disappointed whenever U fall, because only fallen leaves have the power to touch great heights when wind blows..."

~have a nice day~

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Alphabet 'O' stands for 'opportunity' which is absent in yesterday,
available once in t'o'day
and
thrice in t'o'm'o'rr'o'w...
Never lose hope!
gudmng
¤hari¤


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3 sweetest things aftr clglife.....


Making a phn cal 2 ur 'old classmate' who didnt xpect ur call !

Luking @ photos & autographs of ur old classmates !

Droping a tear when u c d photographs of ur classmate who is sum 1 special 4 u....


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Hi, i'm tintumon PK.Studing in LKG in potakuzhi schol.
Me lost my "rubber vecha pencil".
I very luv d pencil.
No pencil,no copy writing,Teachr sure "thanthakku vili".
1 pencil many uses-
cheviyil idal,
kuthi varakkal etc..
My thanda-koolipanikkaran.
Always in shaappz putting vaalz.
The pencil cost Rs 3.i do not know u but u forwrd this msg i get 10 paisa frm world bank. U have heart, plz fwd to atleast 10 ppl.My life in ur hand.
By pavam tintumon.@

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A Bird sitting on the Branch of a tree is not afraid by the shaking branch,coz the Bird TRUSTS not the Branch but its Wings.Always believe in yourself!
~Gøød Mørnìng~
¤härî¤

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Vettaikaran story.Vijay goes to forest for hunting pig.He saw anuska was inside a tiger's cage.Tiger started to chase him.Vijay going fast in TVS champ.At that time one song "PULI urumuthu PULI urumuthu".Then he escaped from tiger by putting left indicator &turned right.While turning,a coconut fell on his head at that time a song "En uchi mandaila surrungudhu".But tiger blocked him by coming in shortcut. At that time Vijay sings "Naan adichal thangamaten"...and climax vijay kils tiger and gets anuska.."karigalan kalai pola"..the end


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Wen Tendulkar travelld 2 Pak in 1989 Nov 15
Schumaker ws yt 2 race a F1 Car
Maradona ws stil d captain f Argntina
Sampras never won a Slam
Messi ws in his nappies
Bolt ws an unknwn kid in jamaican bakwaters
Berlin wal ws stil intact
Lance armstrng neva been 2 Tour de france
...It seems while "Father time" ws havin his toll on evry indv..he xcusd 1 man:
Tym stands frozn infrnt f sachin..v ve hd chmpns,v ve hd legnds..bt v ve neva had a Sachin..& neva wil!


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PlaCe:KoLkaTa CriCkeT sTadium
2004
IND vs AUS

Brad HoGG Took SACHIN's WiCkeT!
At d End oF d MaTCh HoG Gave daT BaLL To SACHIN 4 AuToGraPh
Then SACHIN PuT His SiGn WiTh One BeauTiFuL senTenCe!

"IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN..."

TiLL dis 2nd HoG CouLd NoT Take His WiCkeT For The 2nd Time..
Thats confidence!



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Don't love whoever proposes u. Bcoz u r a priceless Queen or King to ur sweet parents, and they wil bring u a perfect King or Queen. Before that don't accept the simple soldier who fight for simple love........ Stay away and be careful... enjoy life with true and joyful Frnds...
Proud to b single!

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Oridathu Sundariyaya oru penkuttiyum Sundarnaya oru ankuttiyum undarunu.
Avarku parasparam istamarunu,pakshe thuranu paranjitila. Palapozhum avanu parayanam ennundayirunu.

Angane oru dhivasm, Avan
ellam parayan theerumanichu..
Pakshe vidhi avanu ethirayirunnu.

Avanthe phonil balance 0.00

Ningalkum Ävane sahayikam.

Pls Recharge to,
9496346796
vidhi avare onnipikatte,namuku prarthikam..


NB: Minimum Rs.50 engilum cheyanam, orupadu samsarikanunde..!

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AirTel TiMER SMS
Eg:

9995XXXXXO 1904 1830 Happy Birthday

to 52233 (Re.1/sms)

*Msg Will Be Delivered On 19th April At 06:30pm.


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Happy news for all cricket fans in india.. Sachin's son PLAYED his "debew" in u-13 today. Unfortunatly little sachin göne with out opening the score board,
Be happy man.. Years back sachin also opening his career with a great ZERO....!


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Importance of a good friend in our life is like the importance of our heart beats.Though they are not visible.They silently support our life
..just like u


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Love is a postCARD
Life is a visiting CARD
Wife is a memoryCARD
Lover is a invitation CARD
But,FRIENDSHIP is a ration CARD
Keep it safe...!!

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Send dis kanji paathram to 13 best kanji frnds.
If u neglect dis,
Kudikkan KANJI polum kitathe chakum.
So plz frwd 2 all kanjis as i did.

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If u cannot find the brighter side of life then polish the darker side.. Attitude of adjustment is the only instrument to live a life!!..


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Teeth said to tongue: "If i just press u little, u'll get cut"
Tongue replied: "If I misuse 1word aganist some1, den al 32 of u'll cum out.
Have a nice day:-)


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"Just when v get all d answers of life,
god changes the question paper"...
thats life...
good eve:-)


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A superb quote...
"It is possible to cross an ocean without wetting legs.But it is imposible to cross the life with out wetting the eyes..."

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"Some flowers grow best in the Sun,Others do well in the shade! God always knows what is best for us and put us where we grow best "...!
Good Night.
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"Aayiram Kollam Bhomiyil Jeevikunnathinekkal Enikishtam Enne Snehikkunna Varude Manassil Oru Nimishamengilum Jeevikkunnathanu !"



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"Past is a waste paper,
"Present is a NewsPaper,
"Future is a question paper,

"Life is an Answer paper..
So CAREFULLY Read & Write......



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OF all Relations, Friends hold the best place.
No commitments,
No tangles,
No ego,
No fuss,
No broken hearts,
No expectations.
Just sharing the best


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Girl- Xcuse me brother,
that's my seat.
Boy- OK ! But I'm nt ur brother,My father nvr fuckd ur mom
Girl-True Bt my father did !
Moral - never show oversmartness


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Teachr: vellathil ninnu enthinanu karant edukunnath?
Tintu mon: angane eduthillankil kulikumpol shokadikulle....
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Road arikil
nilkunna
Girl'nod
Tintumon: Entha
ivide nilkunnath?
Girl: Bus
kayaruvanaa.
Tintumon: Ennaal
Roadinte
naduvil nilku.
Sharikk kayarate



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Train Signalil Nirthiyittappol
Sardar'nte Wife:
Enthaa Vandi Panjarayo?
irangi nokiya Sardar:
Athalla, Tayarum Tubum Aro Adichu Maatiyirikunnu!


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Snehikkan orupaad pere kittum marakkadhirikkan kure ormakalum undaagum.but sneham thirich tharaan yadhartha suhruthu maathrame undaagu..!


Just Think twice:-)


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( ' ;' )_/¿_¿_) meaow..

I am giving this cute little kitten
for U
2
give U company wen U feel lonely

&
bite U if U ever 4get me!!good morning.:-)


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Loudspeaker kaanan ethiya mammuty: "Oru balcony" Ticketman:"illa" mammuty:"ennaloru 2nd class" tman:"illa" houseful aanena santhoshathil mammuty:-"etHAPY NW YR
2010..writ ur name n fwd 2 al ur frnz..lets c hw long ur name travls til Nw yr.. dnt brk d chain plz


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Njan Mavelikara Krishnankutti, 'Birlawhite wallcareputti.'

Njan Adoor mrs. Annakutti,
'Birlawhite wallcareputti. '

Njammalu kozhikodu MuhammaduWe make so many friends...
Some bcom dearst..
Som bcom special..
Fel in lov wit som1..
Som went abroad..
Som changd deir cities..
Som left us..
V left soNew Vodafone
JOKE:
Zoozo1: running inside a room (laughing and running out)


ZooZoo2&zooZoo3 both running inside the room (laughing and running out)Nazir Orikal Sheela-ye Pennu kanan Poyi. Nazir: KUTTI ETHRA VARE PADICHU?
Sheela: B.A
Nazir: mandipennu, 2 aksharam padichu, athum thala thirikutti,
'Birlawhite wallcareputti.'

Njan Filmstar Mamooty
"Ente Avasanathe Padavum potti"m 1..remember, love, miss,cherish them cos of the part they played to make our "PRECIOUZ MEMORIES.." Dedicated 2 all
my FRIENDS...
:-):-)
Gudnt..
Whole ZooZoo family goes in to the room (laughing heartily)

camera moves slowly inside the room



MAMMOOTTY practicing 'MOON WALK' 4 his new film..!chu.........


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"Pu!w hw u! shemle aq ll!m noh pue hldaap os noh ss!w l"



Dont delete

Confusion?

Turn ur phone up side down 2 Read. Really intresting!gud nt

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New SMS Added in 2010

Moosakka sainabaane 1st nightil thanne thalaq cholly.
Kaaranam Sainabayude shaddiyil ingane print cheithittundayirunnu
"Fine quality Tested by Ramraj&sons".

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The Qualities of an Engg StudenT
1.Sportsmnship-evn tho thrwn out of d class v hv d potntial 2 stand out wid a smile.
2.Obedience-wen a tchr fires v obey dem by goin out of d clas.
3.Speed-v cn fnsh d whol yr's portn in jst a n8 b4 d xamz.
4.Hope-evn tho v write bullsht in our paprs v hop 2 pass.
5.Dual personality- v cn b physcly prsnt in 1place n mentaly prsnt in anodr.
6.Creativity- V Nvr repeat our mistakes.V make new ones...

Engg students rockz..


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Lovng sum1 who doesnt luv us is lik bating wen it needs 7 runs in 1 bal. V know its imposble,bt v jst hv 2 keep trying. Y nOt? Der may be a no bal or a wide:^)

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"I luv to walk in the rain coz nobody can see my tears"
-Charlie Chaplin

"I luv walking in fog bcuz no one can find me SMOKING!"
-Tintumon


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Some FOOLS say

"Behind every succesful man, there is a woman"
But nobody knows the fact

"WOMEN GO ONLY BEHIND SUCCESSFUL MEN"......


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Height of proffesion's respect:

A begger won 50 lacs rupees lottery n bought a

Golden plate for begging!!
TRUE PROFESSIONAL..!!!


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Govt's secret news:
INDIA haS finaly decided
to attack PAKISTAN in a silent way by releasing mohanlal MOVIE 'Angel john' in Pak. Bharat Mata ki Jai....


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Mammukka : Chess kalikkan povukaya, nee varunno?


Mohanlal: Nee poyi groundil wait cheyyu, njan shoe ittittu varam...


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Behind every successful student,there is 1 girlfrnd.
Bt wat about a failed stdnt?






?
A beautiful unmarried
tcher


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Bus Stopil
Salyam
Cheyunvanodu
Girl: "Enthada
Veetil
Ammayum
Pengalm
Onumile?

Boy:"Illa 2 perum
Purathupoyi
Girl:-ennal oru Auto viliku Namuku
Veetileku Pokam


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Kannuril
2 aadukalkum,
1 pashuvinum,
3 kozhikalkum,
vazhiyepoya 2 aalkkaarkum vedi kondu!


News: "LEFT COLONEL MOHAN LAL KANNUR CAMPIL training thudangi".


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Teacher: pettennu pottunna oru sadhanathinte peru parayamo?
Tintumon: MOHANLALINTE padam.
Teacher: Njan uddeshichadu oru spodanamalla..


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"Are u pregnant? " send ds msg to 20 girlfriends.. Ür life style should be change with in 15 min. If u neglect ds, Ür wife won't pregnant. Its true.. Not joke.


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I may walk slwly,bt i nvr walk backwrds
-Lincoln

If i wlk bck its 2jump over d hrdles 2wrds my goal
-Obama

I don't need 2walk bcz i ve bike
-TintuMon.


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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010....

Sachin tendulkar>Rahul dravid>sharukh khan>salman khan>katrina kaif>Asin>Prithvi raj>Bijin>...u can also join..
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If Columbus was married, he wudn't hv discvrd America. Why?

Bcz he wud hv 2 face the following qns:
1. Ravile engotta?
2. Entina pokunathu?
3. Eppo thirichu varum?
4. Ippo poyillengilenta kuzhapam?
5. Njanum varate?

At last he wud've answered:
"Pandaram adangaan! Njan engotum pokunnilla, Pore...?


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At Marriage functions, Old people used 2 pull my cheeks & say
"YOU ARE NEXT "


Now they stopped it
U know y?

i started doing the same thing at Funerals...!!


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Shawal nilavum, Gasalinte sangeethavum, Mailanjiyude sugandavum sangamikunna oru perunnal raavu koodi vannanayukayaai. "EID MUBARAQ"
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Watz true guts?
Its 2
arive late coleg
wit ur
colord hair
mobil in hand& hedset in ear
HOD in d clas
n u say
"swty still waitng
4
me 2 start d class"


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"G"o-to-bed'
"O"ff-d-light
"O"ut-of-tension
"D"reams-come
"N"ice-sleep
"I"gnore-worries
"G"et-up-earlier
"H"ve-nice-thot
"T"hank-d-God
G98
swt drmz


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3 reasns 4 nt selectin Mohanlal as pazhasiraja.
1.pazhasi was nt pregnant
2.45 degre slope is nt allowd
3.emotions 2 b controlld bcz kaniha is half dressed.



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'PAZHASSIRAJA' ye vellan MT-MOHANLAL kootukettinte upcoming historical hit.. 'KUMBAKARNAN'...


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From tomorrow onwards Dhurbala vibhagangalkku subsidi-







MOHANLAL Fansinu 2 roopaku Ari,mannenna, panchasara, thenga,manga, ully, savola Enniva nalkum-PM


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Naadum nagaravum keezhadaki lokam
kalchuvattilakan Pazhassiyude
porattam nale muthal........
Naade namikkuka
Pazhassi Raja nale padayottam thudangunu....


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Bad News:
Actress ''SHOBANA'' Died bcoz of blood cancer
For details

Watch...







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''MINNARAM'' Film...!!!!


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THE MOST PAINFUL MOMENTS IN COLLEGE LIFE:

1. Lover avoiding u without reason..

2. HOD sitting near u during college tour..

3. dear one suddenly stopped msging u..

4. 15 mark bit asked for 5 marks..

5. Friend & lover calling on birthday and not wishing.. Gdnt frnd.



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Manasu Turannu Samsarikan

Nalla Nimishangal Pangu Vekyan

Swapnagalum Dukhangalum Share Cheyan

Vilikuka...


'100' @Tollfree@;-)gud mng;-)

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