New SMS Added in 2010

Moosakka sainabaane 1st nightil thanne thalaq cholly.
Kaaranam Sainabayude shaddiyil ingane print cheithittundayirunnu
"Fine quality Tested by Ramraj&sons".

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The Qualities of an Engg StudenT
1.Sportsmnship-evn tho thrwn out of d class v hv d potntial 2 stand out wid a smile.
2.Obedience-wen a tchr fires v obey dem by goin out of d clas.
3.Speed-v cn fnsh d whol yr's portn in jst a n8 b4 d xamz.
4.Hope-evn tho v write bullsht in our paprs v hop 2 pass.
5.Dual personality- v cn b physcly prsnt in 1place n mentaly prsnt in anodr.
6.Creativity- V Nvr repeat our mistakes.V make new ones...

Engg students rockz..


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Lovng sum1 who doesnt luv us is lik bating wen it needs 7 runs in 1 bal. V know its imposble,bt v jst hv 2 keep trying. Y nOt? Der may be a no bal or a wide:^)

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"I luv to walk in the rain coz nobody can see my tears"
-Charlie Chaplin

"I luv walking in fog bcuz no one can find me SMOKING!"
-Tintumon


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Some FOOLS say

"Behind every succesful man, there is a woman"
But nobody knows the fact

"WOMEN GO ONLY BEHIND SUCCESSFUL MEN"......


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Height of proffesion's respect:

A begger won 50 lacs rupees lottery n bought a

Golden plate for begging!!
TRUE PROFESSIONAL..!!!


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Govt's secret news:
INDIA haS finaly decided
to attack PAKISTAN in a silent way by releasing mohanlal MOVIE 'Angel john' in Pak. Bharat Mata ki Jai....


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Mammukka : Chess kalikkan povukaya, nee varunno?


Mohanlal: Nee poyi groundil wait cheyyu, njan shoe ittittu varam...


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Behind every successful student,there is 1 girlfrnd.
Bt wat about a failed stdnt?






?
A beautiful unmarried
tcher


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Bus Stopil
Salyam
Cheyunvanodu
Girl: "Enthada
Veetil
Ammayum
Pengalm
Onumile?

Boy:"Illa 2 perum
Purathupoyi
Girl:-ennal oru Auto viliku Namuku
Veetileku Pokam


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Kannuril
2 aadukalkum,
1 pashuvinum,
3 kozhikalkum,
vazhiyepoya 2 aalkkaarkum vedi kondu!


News: "LEFT COLONEL MOHAN LAL KANNUR CAMPIL training thudangi".


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Teacher: pettennu pottunna oru sadhanathinte peru parayamo?
Tintumon: MOHANLALINTE padam.
Teacher: Njan uddeshichadu oru spodanamalla..


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"Are u pregnant? " send ds msg to 20 girlfriends.. Ür life style should be change with in 15 min. If u neglect ds, Ür wife won't pregnant. Its true.. Not joke.


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I may walk slwly,bt i nvr walk backwrds
-Lincoln

If i wlk bck its 2jump over d hrdles 2wrds my goal
-Obama

I don't need 2walk bcz i ve bike
-TintuMon.


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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010....

Sachin tendulkar>Rahul dravid>sharukh khan>salman khan>katrina kaif>Asin>Prithvi raj>Bijin>...u can also join..
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If Columbus was married, he wudn't hv discvrd America. Why?

Bcz he wud hv 2 face the following qns:
1. Ravile engotta?
2. Entina pokunathu?
3. Eppo thirichu varum?
4. Ippo poyillengilenta kuzhapam?
5. Njanum varate?

At last he wud've answered:
"Pandaram adangaan! Njan engotum pokunnilla, Pore...?


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At Marriage functions, Old people used 2 pull my cheeks & say
"YOU ARE NEXT "


Now they stopped it
U know y?

i started doing the same thing at Funerals...!!


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Shawal nilavum, Gasalinte sangeethavum, Mailanjiyude sugandavum sangamikunna oru perunnal raavu koodi vannanayukayaai. "EID MUBARAQ"
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Watz true guts?
Its 2
arive late coleg
wit ur
colord hair
mobil in hand& hedset in ear
HOD in d clas
n u say
"swty still waitng
4
me 2 start d class"


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"G"o-to-bed'
"O"ff-d-light
"O"ut-of-tension
"D"reams-come
"N"ice-sleep
"I"gnore-worries
"G"et-up-earlier
"H"ve-nice-thot
"T"hank-d-God
G98
swt drmz


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3 reasns 4 nt selectin Mohanlal as pazhasiraja.
1.pazhasi was nt pregnant
2.45 degre slope is nt allowd
3.emotions 2 b controlld bcz kaniha is half dressed.



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'PAZHASSIRAJA' ye vellan MT-MOHANLAL kootukettinte upcoming historical hit.. 'KUMBAKARNAN'...


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From tomorrow onwards Dhurbala vibhagangalkku subsidi-







MOHANLAL Fansinu 2 roopaku Ari,mannenna, panchasara, thenga,manga, ully, savola Enniva nalkum-PM


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Naadum nagaravum keezhadaki lokam
kalchuvattilakan Pazhassiyude
porattam nale muthal........
Naade namikkuka
Pazhassi Raja nale padayottam thudangunu....


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Bad News:
Actress ''SHOBANA'' Died bcoz of blood cancer
For details

Watch...







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''MINNARAM'' Film...!!!!


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THE MOST PAINFUL MOMENTS IN COLLEGE LIFE:

1. Lover avoiding u without reason..

2. HOD sitting near u during college tour..

3. dear one suddenly stopped msging u..

4. 15 mark bit asked for 5 marks..

5. Friend & lover calling on birthday and not wishing.. Gdnt frnd.



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Manasu Turannu Samsarikan

Nalla Nimishangal Pangu Vekyan

Swapnagalum Dukhangalum Share Cheyan

Vilikuka...


'100' @Tollfree@;-)gud mng;-)

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