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Showing posts with label adult jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label adult jokes. Show all posts

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Adult sms

Manichitrathaze REMIX:

Suresh gopi:

Alliku whispar medikkan oru pootilum nee pokanda!

Sobana:

Athenthada kunne njan poyal?

Suresh gopi:

Pokendanalle kuthichi njan paranjath

Sobana:

Vidamatte

Enne vidamate..

Varum durgashtamiki enne paniyan va.

Ninte kunna murichiduven!

Suresh gopi:

Gange..

Edi

Pulayadi mole.!

Sobana:

Nakuletta,

njanenthu maira epol paranjathu?

Suresh G:

Ella mole,

neyoru poorum paranjilla!

Sobana:

Nakuletta,

Enne oombikalle Nakulettaa

Friday, June 10, 2011

A man is dying of Cancer

A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him: Dad, why do u keep telling people u are dying of AIDS?

Dad answer : So when Im dead no one will dare to touch ur mom..

Girls are grown ups

Girls
are grown
ups
when
they start
wearing bra's...

Boys
are
said to
be
grown
ups
when
they
start
removing bra's.............

Girl: What do you like in me?

Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: What???

Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful ..

A girl goes to a doctor n says

A girl goes to a doctor n says-
doctor can u make an another hole
under my v****a,
Doc- but why?
Girl- nowadays by business gonna
well so i think i open an another branch.

A girl wear sleeveless t-shirt

A girl wear sleeveless t-shirt
She wrote C on her right arm
L on her left arm
Guess y?

Becuz she is showing that she is cool

I justwon the 10 Million lotto.

Man runs home yelling "Pack your bags honey. I justwon the 10 Million lotto.
Wife : Do I pack for thebeach or mountains ?
Man : Who cares ? Just packand get lost !

Which type of girls wear transparent dresses?

Which type of girls
wear transparent dresses?
The girls not having
any confidence on
imagination power
of a man !

Why do Women put on weight after Losing Virginity..?

Why do Women put on weight
after Losing Virginity..?

Bcoz every Banana contains
108 Calories!.

8 Qualities of a Perfect Girlfriend

8 Qualities of a
Perfect Girlfriend

1)Beautiful
2)Intelligent
3)Gentle
4)Brave
5)Optimists
6)Obedient
7)Bombshell
8)Sporting

In Conclusion,
B.I.G.B.O.O.B.S

why in every love story sister supports brother

why in every love story sister supports brother
but brother does not support sister.......?
because..............
sister knows, what love is......
and brother knows, what boys are.......:-D

A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,

A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,

who opens her heart receives love,

who opens her legs receives happiness

Thursday, June 9, 2011

1 penninu 11 vayasil mensus start aavum 56 vayasil stop aavum.

1 penninu 11 vayasil mensus start aavum 56 vayasil stop aavum.

1 penninte lyfil ekadesham 3000 days means 8 years period aavum!

1 periodil 45ml blood (45ml x 3 times a day X 5 days= 675ml X 12 mnth= 8100ml X 45 years= 364.8 ltr)

Ful lyfil 1 pooriloode 364.8ltr blood povum.

1 divasam 5 Whisper ultra (5 pad x 5 days= 25 pads x 12 mnths= 300 pads per year x 45 years= 13500 pads= 1125 pack wisper ultra x rupees 52= Rs 58500) means 1 penninte lyfil poorinu vendi chilavakunna cash undenkil

1 pulsar 150 vangam! GudNYT.da..pulle...

Difference between secretary & personal secretary

Do u know difference between secretary & personal secretary?

Secretary says:"gud morning sir"

Personal secretary says: "oh my god! its morning sir"!!

:-D gudnt

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Thampanoor Shantha

"Kidakumbol koode kidakkan aayiram per varum...

Pidikumbol koode nadakkan kerala police mathram varum..."

By,

Kaviyathri,

Thampanoor

Shantha. .

Saturday, May 21, 2011

A farmer buys a young cock

A farmer buys a young cock.

As soon as it comes home, it rushes & fucks al d 150 hens.

d farmer is impressed.

At lunch, d cock again screws al 150 hens.

Farmer gets tense now.

Next day, he finds cock fuckin d ducks, goose n donkey also.

Later, d farmer finds d cock pale& half-dead, vultures circling over it's head.

Farmer says,

"u deserved it, horny bastard.."

d cock opens 1 eye & says

"Ssshh! Don't shout let them land..."

FTV

FTV kaanunna muthashi:

Pandokke penpillerude chanthi kananamenkil shaddi oori nokanamayirunnu,.,'Eppo avarude shaddi kananamenkil chanthi vidarthi nokanam:-D

Library

A Huge Crowd in front of Library just Because of a Simple Spelling Mistake...

.

.

.

.

"Boobs available on Rent.".!!

Friday, May 6, 2011

Girl- Xcuse me brother,
that's my seat.
Boy- OK ! But I'm nt ur brother,My father nvr fuckd ur mom
Girl-True Bt my father did !
Moral - never show oversmartness

Friday, October 17, 2008

Sex is like a restaurant sometimes u get good
service,

Sometimes bad service, sometimes no service & many

Times u have to be happy wid self service.

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Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli :-tumari bansuri bahut he
choti

Hai, Aadmi ne bola _ mujhe thodi pata tha ke, town-hall’

Me bajani hai.

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Wife to husband :- ek sand saal me 300 bar sex
karta hai

Tum iska adha bhi nahi karte.

Pati :- ye kahan likha hai ke wo 300 bar ek hi cow ko sath karta hai

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Lady in bus :- aapka kuch touch ho raha hai.

Man :- oh, who meri salary hai pocket me.

Lady :- harami teri salary 5minute me 5 guna badh gayi kya ?



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