Sex is like a restaurant sometimes u get good
service,

Sometimes bad service, sometimes no service & many

Times u have to be happy wid self service.

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Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli :-tumari bansuri bahut he
choti

Hai, Aadmi ne bola _ mujhe thodi pata tha ke, town-hall’

Me bajani hai.

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Wife to husband :- ek sand saal me 300 bar sex
karta hai

Tum iska adha bhi nahi karte.

Pati :- ye kahan likha hai ke wo 300 bar ek hi cow ko sath karta hai

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Lady in bus :- aapka kuch touch ho raha hai.

Man :- oh, who meri salary hai pocket me.

Lady :- harami teri salary 5minute me 5 guna badh gayi kya ?



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