Sms fever

Sniper goes to Rifle shop to buy new scope.

Manager takes out one & says:

This scope is so good, u can see my house up on that hill.

Sniper looks thro the scope & laughs:

I see a naked man & woman in the house.

Manager looks in the scope & gives 2 bullets to sniper:

I'll giv u this scope free,

if u shoot my wife's head off

& the guy's dick off.

Sniper looks again in the scope:

Well, seems lyk I can do that with just one shot!;->@

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