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Friday, October 17, 2008

☻He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

☻Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.

☻How do u teach a blonde maths?
U subtract her chlothes
Devide her legs
And square root her

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