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Kavya Madhavante "MulA" engane ethrayum valuthayi ennu ariyamo??




Ingane njekki njekki thanne..
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Appukuttan pavamalle. Appukuttan valare santhoshavanayirunnu.Angane avanoru aniyan pirannu.Avan valare vishmathilayi. karanam avanu AMMINJA kittunnilla.Avan ammayude mulayil Elivisham puratti. Adutha divasam Appukkan schoolil ninnum vannapol veettil oru aalkkuttam.Avan Achanodu karyam chodichu.Apol Achan paranju - Nammude Driver KUMAREETAN ennale rathri ELIVISHAM kazhichu marichu poyi !! Ini para Appukkuttan pavamalle ? ?

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Prasavichu kidakkunna bharyayode gulfelulla bharthav:nammuda mone arapolayane.bharya:ningala pola thanna mulammennu pidividunnilla
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Avalumayi samsaarichu ninnappam current poyi...Veettilanenkil arumilla..Valare lolamaaya vayar..Njanonnu kadichu...Pinne evideyokkeyo enthokkeyo cheythu...Enikkanenkil chankidipu koodi...Adyamayitta njanithu cheyyunnathu..
HO...Angane njanoru "FUSE" ketti..
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Vazhiyil kanda girlinodu Boy: Ente hridayathileku nee varumo?
Girl:Cherippu ooratte?
Boy: Sho, ente hridayam ambalamalla, oorathe varaam
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Rathriyil beedi valichu thooraan erikunna KORANODU NAMBOODIRI: arathu?
KORAN: njananu thambra.
NBDRI:oh! KORANO?KORAN:venda thambra njan mannitu moodikolaam..
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A girl checks her weigt-58kg.Removed Chapals-56 Then Bag-53 Then Dupata-52 Then coins finishd.A boy in q behind her says "u carry on.I'll put coins!

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Vakyathil prayogikuka:
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1.pottichiri:
Adukalayil iruna biscuit pack aaro pottichirikunnu.
2.sadaacharam:
Jolikari adupil ninnum sadaa charam varum.
3.jeevikukka:
G vikkuka budhimuttanengil ini kurachukalam H vikkam.
4.ettum pottum:
8 muttakal tharayil ittappol manasilayi ettumpottum..!!
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Wat is d similarty betwen India's flag & Sonia Gandhi's paavada?
"Randum Rajeev Gandhi pokkiyatha".
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Ur Mobile is Male or Female ?
2 knw the answer , see Dwn
Ariyameda...!
Nee
Athum
Nokkum...
Athinte
Appuravum
Nokum...
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College is 4 knowledge,knowledge is 4 life,life is 4 wife,but wife is a knife which cut ur life,so never choose ur wife in college life. (This mesg for boys)
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Newton got shocked when he saw a naked girl
Why?
Bcoz
Something moving
Upward against gravity..
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Newton sitting in a GARDEN..Saw d apple FALL..
He discovered the LAW OF GRAVITY!
I wonder Y it didn't cum 2 his mind for 23 years while sittin in his CLOSET!!
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WIFE:oru kariyam parayatte thallaruth I'm pregnent !
HUS:good news entina pedikunath ?
Wife:collegill padikumbol achanod paranjapol enne thalli..
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Boy:Onnu kanichu tharumo?
Girl:Chi!Arenkilum kanum
B:Enikkonnu kandal mathi plz
G:Enikku pediya
B:Saramilla ippo kazhiyum
G: OK.
Angane 10 markinte essay aayi
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Atheeva "SUNDARAN" maha "BALAVAN" "KIDILOLKIDILAN" College kumarimarude swapnavumaya hariETTAN avarkal urangan pokunneee .... DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM .?!?!',,'.
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¤ A cigarette shortens ur life by 2 mins!
A beer shortens ur life by 4 mins!
but a working day shortens ur life by 8 hrs!
so dont go to work.
just smoke &drink.
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Dis is a miracle happend recently at Pune. A boy (Vishal) & gal (Janavi) luved sincerely. Dey used 2 chat in mobile 4 hrs. In order 2 reduce d expenses both got same network sim.D guy went abroad 4a mnth due 2 his work.D gal died in an accident. D gal last wish ws 2 burry hr along wid her mobile. Den dey put d mobile in it n left. Aftr a mnth d guy calld d girl's mom n said, "Aunty, I'll b comin 2mrw, I want dis 2 b a surprise, so dont tel Jaanu". D lady din no wat 2 say. D nxt day d guy came & askd abt Jaanu. Dey tld truth. He said "dnt joke I spoke wid her ysterday". Nobody believed. Suddenly t guy's mobile rang n displayed "Jaanu calling". He puts t mobile in loud speaker. It ws clearly found Jaanu's voice.Thn thy realized tht t girl was using hutch sim. Wherever u go d network follows. Thanks 4 wasting 2mins 4 reading dis sms as i did.. Now your job is to forward it 2 your friend n waste deir time.
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Kasuvandy
Factoriyil
Samaram.
Shreekalude
Mudravakyam
"kayattiya andi irakilla,irakiya andi kayattila.paisa kooti tharathe muthalaliyude andiyil thodilla.
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Kadaltheerath kidannu push-up cheyunna aale nokky kallu kudiyan: paavam,nalla fitta.... Adiyil kidannavalu ezhunnetu poyathu arinjilla....
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Avalumayi ninnapo pettenu light poyi Vetilanenki arumilla
fresh ayirunu aval,Enikanenki chankidipu koodi
Adyamayta njan"AVALU" thinnunath, athum sarkara Ellathe

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Wen u propose a girl,its Direct Marketing.Wen u call her,its Tele Marketing; Wen she walks 2 u,its Brand Recognition;Wen she slaps u,its Customer Feedback.....
English teacher: "One cute young girl is walking on the road." Change this into an Exclamatory sentence. Student: "aliya!!! Oru charak pokunnu !!!"
A king had a wife&a setup.
both askd him 4 a parrot.
But he gave 1 parrot to wife&
2 parots 2 his Setup
Wat is Moral Of d Story?
"ORU VEDIKKU 2 PAKSHI"


Which boy has permission to get into a girl's bathroom & touch her everywhere while she is taking bath? ........LIFEBOY
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
Kasuvandy
Factoriyil
Samaram.
Shreekalude
Mudravakyam
"kayattiya andi irakilla,irakiya andi kayattila.paisa kooti tharathe muthalaliyude andiyil thodilla.

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