Baby kothuk. I Am go to cinema .mother kothuk- b careful people clap their hands baby- don't worry mam I am going 2 kurukshethra not 4 mayabazar.....



Which boy has permission to get into a girl's bathroom & touch her everywhere while she is taking bath? ........LIFEBOY




Galileo usd2 stdy wit smal lamp. Grahambel usd2 stdy in candle, Shkspere usd2 stdy in street light. Enikku manasilakatathu athalla, evanmarkku pakal entha pani?..jins



"BSNL orukuna tuesday mega offer.Super star "NIKHIL" ninglude
arikil!'Star'nod samsarikano? Enkil vilku 9496350779. Vegamagate,
E offer"STAR" urangaan
pokum vare matram.
Good Night!


kulichu kondirikumbol kannil soap poyal ..... ..... ......... ...... ..,..... ,....... Iam sorry ithu kulikkunavarku, ullathanu..




Try this,its fun.
Think a number between 1-9.
Now+ 5
*29
+5
-34
*5
+8.
Write that number on a paper.
Now fold that paper,ennittu...



Plane undaki kalicho.
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Magical msg!
Its called mind reader.
send it to 6 people(not me) then go 2 ur inbox &
Press # & it will say ur lover's name.
(Its not a joke) Try it...
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"SPIDERMAN" is jumping "SUPERMAN " is flying "HEMAN"is fighting one "GENTLEMAN" is sending this sms one "DOBERMAN"is reading this sms
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Man: What is common between Jesus, Krishna,Ram, Gandhi Buddha & Allah? Sardar:All were born on Govt holidays.

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Whn u get time call me.I need 2 talk 2 u abt somethng personal
cochin shipyard vilkan pokunnu.


Namuk athangu vangiyalo?



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Girl1: Edi angodu nokiye,sarath enthu smarta. Love cheytha avane thanne cheyyanam...
Girl2: Appo vegam vadi poyi "Q" vil nilkam...
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I'm sory 2 say dis. V r no mre frnz. Don't ask me wat wrong U've dun. I'v had enough. Its al ovr. Don't contct me evr again. i thot V wer Best frnz. I likd & trustd u. How cud U? :
(NB : sms frm dundumon of UKG-A to kunjumon of UKG-B after dundumon's watr botle was found in kunjumon's bag!)

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( ".)< )> LL
Dis s
"SUPLY CHAATHAN" send dis 2 atleast 5 ppl nd get freed frm suplys 4ever.
Ramu ignord dis n got 4 suply, sasi got 3.!
So plz do fwd..
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The Sun makes moon shine. Curent makes bulbs shine. Wax makes candles shine. But i'm really confused....Wat makes u shine? R u using Harpic or domex ?
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Research has proved that all fools use their thumb while reading SMS....Na..Na. its too late don't try to change fingers.catch another FOOL....
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Hey, DOG!
Ninne thanneya vilichath
Kannurutti pedipikunno?
Iniyum vilikum
DOG means
D-earest
O-f all
G-ood friends.
Ho aa chiri kando DOG THANNE..
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Let me kiss ur lips let me feel ur teeth let me taste ur tongue..SmilEΛ-Λthis is ur friend ''colgate'' remembering 'u'2 brush ur teeth in morning nd night.
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.!.An engg Student In a campus interview: How does an electric motor run? Student: dhuurrrrrrr Intrvwr shouts: STOP IT.!. Student: dhurr dhup dup dup dup.!.
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Hm! Nee ingane vayanokki nadanno! Chunayullavar cheithathu arinjille? Thrissuru oru patti 45 pere kadichu. Venda... onnu korachu kandal mathiyayirunnu !!!
B-)
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Parannu vanna kuruvie bike idichu.
Abodhavsthayil aya kuruviye baikukaran kootiladachu.
bodham vanna kuruvi:"thalle jaila"!
Daivame baikukarn chatho". Gudni8.
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A perect human is who beat thier,emotional,expressional,desirable,feeling through brian and who is beaten by this feelings when
Thoughts is driven by heart is the real human!
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Thank GOD
all buttons of my cell are fine,
Sorry to disturb you.
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Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata
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[...]Moda Kanikkan Vannalundallo Ammachiyane, thalle MSG ayachu Ninte Moveelinte Edavadu Theerkum.
Avante Oru Moveelu.
"Thalle Kalippu Theeranillallo...!"
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Its MONSOON & I m sure u must b vry hapy.
U mst b feelin lik goin out,
drench urself,
sing songs,
splash water & find sum1 spl..
Rite??
EvRy MAKRI feels d same.
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Amazing luv story!
There was a mosquito and a dog who luvd each other a lot.. 1day d mosquito got excited and gave a luv bite 2 d dog. D dog too bcame emotional n bit d mosquito. Next day mosquito died of rabies n d dog died of malaria!
WHAT A TOUCHING
STORY!
No no... Don't cry..ok... :-(
good nite
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We've 26 Alphabets in English. But in 1947,We had only 24 Alphabets. Do u know y?
Bcz
"U" & "I"
were not Born at that time!

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The most unfulfilled dream of all engineering and physics students.............Newton should have slept under a cocunut tree, not under an apple tree.....
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My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, exams are near".


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2 Sardars at ATM
"ha ha ha...I saw ur password....."
"whats that?"
"4 stars.....!"
"ha ha ha thats wrong......thats 1825
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Q:kannante swanthamayirunna radhayude initial enthayirunnu?
options:[S,N,K,R]
ans:N
[odakkuzhal vili keto radhe N.radhe..].
Gudmrng..
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To live a lifetime,we need brain , knowledge, commensense& mental qanlities. Congrats u; u r managing without them.
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.--I"""""""""""'"I / - I I "-O-'""""'O"O"--"
Lorry ayakkunnu. sms undenkil kayattivitto....

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Teacher:if u dial 001 den,wat wil happen??
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Sardar:Police jeep wil come in RIVERSE GEAR!!

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Unlike others , ur brain is a masterpiece , it is divided into 2 parts left & right . In left nothing is right & in right nothing is left. ........gud night
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I WANT
2 SHOW
u ur childhood
PHOTO
READY
STEADY
GO
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( ".)< )_, - - . LL :

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Today is Mobile Pooja day!
Plz remove battery&put in soap water for 30min.Clean sim card with brush. Put kumkum& say Govinda Gooovindaaa..!
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Hai this is my new number.
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Engeda pokana,parajille pothiya numberanenne.Gd n8
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4 ur teeth: COLGATE vachu pallu velupiku. PEPSODENT vachu pallinu belam koduku. BABUL vachu fresh aku. ennittum vrithi ayilengil dnt worry HARPIC 1u use cheyyu
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Cal me urgently.I need 2talk 2 u somthng personal
NEDUMBASSERY AIRPORT vilkan pokunu.Namuk athangu vangiyalo?Bor dikumbol Beemanam parathi kalikkam.
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After finishing MBBS SARDAR starts his practise!
He checked his FIRST patient's
Eyes
Tongue
&
Ears
By TORCH
&
Finally said
"Battery is 0K!!"
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He Came..
I Kpt Lukin At Him..
he Smild.
Yet I Kept Quiet.
he Began 2 spk.
I Dint Listen & Then,
he Began 2 Leave.
I Thn Shoutd...
Sir
Attendance....
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W1y w2x w1k w5
Wix woy w2y x1
manasilayilla?Thirich pidich noku.
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Unerdtsanding
Btewene
Ecah
Ohter
Is Rael
FierndSihp
Eevn We
Hvae
So Mnay
Msitkase
Lkie Tish
Msseaeg
Btu i Konw
U Cna Raed
WtihOtu erorr.. .G.o.o.d.nite.sd.tc.
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I'm proud tht ur my frnd coz ur
20% perfect,
20% atractive,
20% gr8,
20% amazing,
20% lovable,
in shrt ur 100%P.A.G.A.L.!!
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Magic:
Think a number from 3 to 9. Multiply that no by 3.
Add 5 to it. Subtract that no by 12.
Then close ur eyes
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Iruttayirikkum..
..correctalle..?
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Police constable 2 his son: why did u get so low marks in ur exam?
Son: keep this 50 rupees & leave the matter.
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kannante swanthamayirunna radhayude initial enthayirunnu?
options:[S,N,K,R]
ans:N
[odakkuzhal vili keto radhe N.radhe..]

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In a hotal
customer: 1beef biriyani !
suplier: eppo konduvaram.
C: vegam
S: eppo tharam.
C:Urgent!
S: sory sir biriyanikulla poth sms vaayikukayaanu ...!
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Different Phases of a man: After engagement:Superman. After Marriage: Gentleman. After 10yr: watchman. After 20yr: Doberman
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"Theory is wen u knw sumthin bt it doesnt work" "Practical s wen sumthin works bt u dnt knw y"
"Engineering combines both.. Nothin works n v dnt knw why".
Gdmg.
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Newton sitting in a GARDEN..Saw d apple FALL..
He discovered the LAW OF GRAVITY!
I wonder Y it didn't cum 2 his mind for 23 years while sittin in his CLOSET!!
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Oru veedum 10 cent sthalavum undu. Chumma vacho...
Snehikkunnavarkku enthum kodukkum ee
vaSU..
Gud morning.
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*MATHS MAGIC*
13837 x ur age x 73=_____?
Just try it. You will be getting an interesting result...!
Just try & forward to ur friends.
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Imagine that u r working in a radio station..which song will u dedicate 4 me?Plz reply..send 2 all ur friends & get interesting replies... reply me 1st..Gd mng

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