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Once a Smoker was smoking at the airport.........

A gentleman came & asked him, “How much do you smoke a day?”

Smoker: “Why are you asking such question?”

Gentleman replied: “If you had collected that money instead of smoking, the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours.”

Smoker asked that gentleman: “Do you smoke?”

Gentleman: “No”.

Smoker asked: “Does that plane belong to you?”

Gentleman replied: “No.”

Smoker: “Thanks for your kind advice, but that plane is mine.”

[Smoker's Name-Vijay Mallya].

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