Adult sms

Manichitrathaze REMIX: Suresh gopi: Alliku whispar medikkan oru pootilum nee pokanda! Sobana: Athenthada kunne njan poyal? Suresh gopi: Pokendanalle kuthichi njan paranjath Sobana: Vidamatte Enne vidamate.. Varum durgashtamiki enne paniyan va. Ninte kunna murichiduven! Suresh gopi: Gange.. Edi Pulayadi mole.! Sobana: Nakuletta, njanenthu maira epol paranjathu? Suresh G: Ella mole, neyoru poorum paranjilla! Sobana: Nakuletta, Enne oombikalle Nakulettaa...

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Sms fever

Do u know difference between secretary & personal secretary? Secretary says:"gud morning sir" Personal secretary says: "oh my god! its morning sir"!! :-D gu...

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Friendship rocks.

When i'm driving bike, MOM - Njan kayarilla, eniku pediya. SISTER- Odikan ariyamo? DAD- Ninte koode vannal sariyakilla lover- njan ellatto,arenkilum kanum Friend -aliya edukkada marikunnel orumichu marikam. ... ' -- forward only to your real and beloved frien...

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Good Night SmS

ONly 2 short ways to have peace of miNd iN life... 4give what u caNNot 4get, or 4get what u caN't 4give... Live simple & be simple alwayz, Good night...

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Sms fever

Dhathri hair oil use cheythu kazhinjapol ente mudi kozhichil purnamai mari . . . . . "GANDHI...

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Good Night SmS

Theory of Lyf: "Wen Flood comes, d Fish eat Ants Bt Wen water dries, d Ants eat Fish! Lyf gives chance 2 every1 "Just wait 4 ur turn.." gd ni8.tc.sd...

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Kunjalikutty SMS

2 roopakku ari innu pazhamkadha maathram.. Here cømes d ever green offer...!!!!! 1 roopakku. . . . . 'ICE CREAM' Kunjaalikutti Reloaded....

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SMS

Whats 0001?? Clue : Its a name. Use Brain.... No answer? Thottu sullitto?? Answer: Let, 1000=ayiram Hence 0001= mariya GK venam ! ...

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Tintumon

Tin2: oh, ee teacherinte class enthoru boraa, ente kundi vare urangi poyi dinkumol: mm..., seriya, ninte kundi 2-3 thavana koorkam valikunnath njan ket...

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Sweet wrds:

Sweet wrds: U cant hurt someone who feels nthng special 4 u and u cant be hurt by anyone unles that person is some very special to u... Gudni...

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Friendship rocks.

3 FRIENDS ver living in a room on d 100th floor of a building! One day LIFT was not working...! So they decided to tell a story for time pass while climbin d stairs! 1st person told an action story upto 50th floor! 2nd person told a comedy story upto 99th floor! 3rd person told one painful story! that is "I FORGOT TO TAKE THE ROOM KEY. ITS IN THE CAR......

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Engineers:

Engineers: Engineer1:watz d diametr? Eng2:watz d lngth? Eng3:watz d depth? Eng4: v've 2 calculat d stress needed. Eng5:werz my laptop? Eng6:refr d formula in sum buk! Mesthiri: yendonnadai ith? oru aani adikkan paranjathinaano ee bahalam motham..!!? :-D:-D:-D...

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REPLY ME FASt

TELL ME ONE OF YOUR FAVOURiTE MONTH But, THAT SHOULD NOT BE ur BIRTHDAY MONTH Then I Wil Tell U Where UR PARTNER Is From.? REPLY ME F...

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Breaking News:

Breaking News: "Mammukka-ude TRAIN paalam thetti.. Theatres-el aarum ellathathu kondu van dhurantham ozhiva...

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When d last tree

When d last tree is cut & d last river is poisoned, man will realise that he can't.. Eat his money. It's a strng msg. spread it.. 2day -jun 5 -World Envrnmnt Day :-)...

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KEYS

>>ultimate guys sms>>!! Girl :i had sex with 4 boys and u had sex with 8 girls, but everybody calls me a slut and call u a real man.. pls explain.. BOY : when 'ONE LOCK' is opened by 'MANY KEYS', it becomes BAD lock. BUT when 'ONE' key opens 'MANY LOCK', it becomes MASTER key!!!!! gUyZ rOcK.gud m...

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Good Night SmS

When u find a dream inside ur heart Don't ever let it go Because Dreams are the seeds from which beautiful tomorrows grow. Gud nite..Have a great drea...

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Sms fever

(MUNSHI) Hajyar: Arinjo Nammude kavya divorce cheythu Motta: Thalle e idakku alle athinte kalyanam nadannathu? Kariya: Endayal entha? Nishalinte karyam nadannu. Ini poyal entha? Munshi- hi hi hi Two wheeler licensumayi TIPPER odikkan chennal ingane irikkum?;) KOKKARA KO......!!!;)...

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Good Night SmS

Every nice friend is a gift of god. Its one of life's best blessings, a priceless gift dat can never b bought, sold, or forgotten.. Just like You.. Gud ...

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SMS

طشوأ بهأ ق شبج قأوعتقبيع طدسب جسفنج ب جسنبسنجسا0جندبسنا د دجذبسحتذش تجسجفط أ بدفسنجسنس.اجسجشج دسح دسنجافج دبدجبسدسنج...

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Good Morning Sms

ONly 2 short ways to have peace of miNd iN life... 4give what u caNNot 4get, or 4get what u caN't 4give... Live simple & be simple alwayz, Good morning...

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Swtest xcuse:

Swtest xcuse: A kid gets "0" in a test & Father angrly asks wats dis? Kid: teachr had no star 2giv me, so she gav me d moon! Feel like a ch...

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Tintumon

Tin2: oh, ee teacherinte class enthoru boraa, ente kundi vare urangi poyi dinkumol: mm..., seriya, ninte kundi 2-3 thavana koorkam valikunnath njan ket...

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Friendship rocks.

Ennekkal nalla suhruthine kandethumbol.. Ennodu yathra parayumbol.. Njan orikalum ninne thadayilla.. Thirike vilikilla.. Pakshe aa suhruthu ninne kayyozhiyumbol.. Manasil dhukhamo.. vishamamo.. vedanayo.. nirayumbol.. Ellam kelkan oral venamennu thonnumbol.ene vilicha mathy.. ENTE PATTY VARUM....

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Good Night SmS

What is the oldest memory u have about me? Send to all n get nostalgic replies... "SLEEP" """"""" S- SAY Thanks 2 G0D. L- LYING on the BED. E- CL0SE ur EYES. E- END of the DAY. P- PLAN for the NEXT DAY.. Good night... Sleep wel...

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The jubilee mission medical college

The jubilee mission medical college students union proudly present INSIGNIA'11 CONCERT FOR A CAUSE..a helping hand to the endosulfan victims..LIVE CONCERT BY NARESH IYER AND STEPHEN DEVASSY @LULU INTERNATIONAL COVENTION CENTRE,TRICHUR ON 7th JUNE @6pm..all r invited... for tickets/donations contact Arun : 9809662336 Jacob: 9995893992 for more...visit> www.jmmcunion.com..pls forward 2 al...

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Girl friend is like

Girl friend is like 'Internet virus...' She will enter your life.. . scan your pocket.. Transfer your money.. . edit your mind.. Download her problems.. . Delete your smile and hang your life.. . So avoid your girl friend and send her number to me.. Bcz i am a "professional ANTIVIR...

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Good Night SmS

ONly 2 short ways to have peace of miNd iN life... 4give what u caNNot 4get, or 4get what u caN't 4give... Live simple & be simple alwayz, Good night...

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Ninte Mobile Swtich off aakate

Ninte Mobile Swtich off aakate.OM .....SWAHA. ಜ್ಶೆ ಶà³hmdp...

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Orkkunnuvo

Orkkunnuvo aa pazhayakaalam puthiya kudayum,bagumayi pogunnathum.. classiliruthiyappol ammayude oppam pogan vasipidichathumoke...ippol peythukondirikkunna aa mazha aa pazhaya ormagale podikalanju niram veppikumbol ariyathe njan kothichupovunnu thiruchuvaratha aa kalathinu vendi.. june 1st wis...

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Friendship rocks.

3 negro friends walkin along suddenly stoppd by a angel. Da angel gave dem a chance 2 make 1 wish each.. 1st Negro says, "All my lyf i wanted 2 b white,plz make me white" & in a *FLASH*,he b'cums Fair n handsum. 2nd Negro also said,"ME TOO", Flash ! He 2 b'came Fair. .3rd Negro was den Laughing & da angel says, "Do u stop laughing n tel me ur WISH!!" den he says, . "make dis 2 guys Black again"!;-) friendship rocks. ...

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Tintumon

Train-yatrackaran: Ee chaakku kettil irunnote? Tintu: Venda, mutta pottipokum! Yathrakaran: Appo ithil muttayanalle! Tintu: Alla,athil AANI aa...

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Sms fever

Height of being Hygienic: An Computer student washing his hands with Dettol after removing a Virus from his System..;-)...

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Sms fever

Supply Veena Mannilninnuyarnu Vanna Campusu. Vedhanayil Noorunooru Finukal adakkave. Nokuvin Sakhakale Nammalvanna Veedhiyil Seniorsu penakondu ezhuthyvecha saplikal.. Ezhuthuvan namukku eare suplyundathorkanam Vazhipizhachu poyidaathe sapli vaari kootanam Suply ennorashayam marikukilla campasil. Namuku kootu Suplythanne... annuminum ennumee...

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Sms fever

Bundhi undangil kandupidiku 1 girl name, 1 dress name, 1 fish name, 1 animal name, 1 Tamil film name, ... Ans:ANARK...

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Wonderful msg!

Wonderful msg!If there is any purest form of love, its from a mother.If u find a near equivalent in anyone else, then congrats,u've won ur li...

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Tintumon

Dhathri oilinte vila chodikan poya tin2 vanapol Ama:enthada karayune? Tin2:storile chechi ene adichu. Ama:ne entha chodiche? Tin2-oru rathriku ethraya ennu....

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Michael jackson

"Michael jackson Marichalum Aa Chadulamaaya Nritha Chuvadukalku Njan Ulladatholam Kalam Oru Kuravum Sambhavikkilla" . . . by Mohanlal.......

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Tintumon

Tintu Chechiyude Kuttiye Kalippikunnu: . . "Mone Diplomeeeee chetante aduthek vaada kutta.." . Athu Kanduninna Tintuvinte Friend chodichu: ...... Diplomayo? Athenth Pera?? . Tintu: Aa Ariyilla, Chechi "Diplomayum Konde Varu.." Ennum Paranj Banglorinu Poyatha., Vannappo Konduvannath ee erikunna itemaaa...

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Tintumon

Sardar: Ninakk ee cycle evidunnu kitty? Tintu: oru sundary penkutty cyclil vannu, enne vilichond oru valiya kaattil kondu poyi. Sardar: Ennitt? :-/ Tin2: Aval, avalude dress muzhuvanum azhichu, Ennittu paranju ishtamullath edukkan.. Sardar: Nee enthu cheythu? Tin2: Njan ee cycle eduthondu ponnu..! Sardar: Nannayi allenkilum avalude dress ninakku cheril...

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Good Morning Sms

Janalazhikalil mugham cherth vach mazhak kathorth nokoo..kelkathe poya kadhakalum parayathe poya vakukalum mazha paranj tharum. Kalathinte maunangalilek ee mazha AARTHU peyyate.. Oro thulliyum EN souhrdhadhin vendiyaakatte.. . Gud mr...

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Sms fever

Last Week, on a rainy day, I was walkin in d road. There was nobody on d road.Suddenly it started raining.A girl came near me and said,"comeon, get in2 Wen 2 ppl in luv breakup, dey cnt b frnds as dey hurt each other.. dey cnt b enemies as dey once luvd ech othr.. dey ultimately bcm d most familiar stranmy umbrella"...but i said, "its ok sister! no thanks" & walked away Moral : . . . . . Moral onnum illa aliya.Athoru koothara piece aairunnu..aliyagers......

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Good Night SmS

A Man asked GOD- "I WANT HAPPINESS"..! GOD Said- 1st Remöve"I" That's EgO.. Then Remöve "Want" That's Desire.. sEE, u r Left with Only "HAPPINESS".. G'98...

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Good Morning Sms

I May Hurt you For Few Reasons But I always Like you For Endless Resons. Bcoz I Have One Good Reson That U are My Ever Valuable Friend in my life ..... Good morning...

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Song 4 u:

Song 4 u: Enthu bhangi ninne kanan Ente "THONNALANO" Makara suryan omanikum "MANTHA BUDHI" pole.. Muthu maala charthi nilkum AADIVASI p...

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Good Night SmS

Sandoshathe:-D INBOXil vakyuka Dukham;-( OUTBOXill vakyuka Punjiri:-) SEND cheyuka Kopathe:-@ DELETE Cheyuka. Heart VIBRATE cheythu nokku life RINGTONE Ayi marum. but Balance undakanam.. ...NCG...;-) very very gud ni8...

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Sms fever

2 per Baril vellamadikkukayayirunnu.. Appol athil oruthan mattoruthanod paranju, 'Njan..ninte ammaye innale kiss cheythada..! Barilula ellavarum mattavante marupadik kath ninnu. Avan chirichu kond paranju "mathi daddy over aayi ini veetil pokaam.. New generation rockzz.....

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Sms fever

5 nte ullil 4 ne ezhuthi kanikamo? China: thamasha parayukayano? Japan: its impossible. USA: ithentho terrorist code anu. France: chodhyam thettanu. UK: nettil illa. Thrissurkaran: its simple.F(IV)E. Muttanda... thrissur kaarodu muttan varandaa.. Oru jaathi gkedikalaa istaa...

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Good Morning Sms

Janalazhikalil mugham cherth vach mazhak kathorth nokoo..kelkathe poya kadhakalum parayathe poya vakukalum mazha paranj tharum. Kalathinte maunangalilek ee mazha AARTHU peyyate.. Oro thulliyum EN souhrdhadhin vendiyaakatte.. . Gud mrg.....

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ha ha ha.....

Illada. Athu avan thannatha... Enikurappa. Avan enikku msg ayakunnundu. avande cousinte mobilil ninnanennu thonnunnu... Enikku aake vattu pidikkunneda... Avan munbu clasil vechu nadana matte sambavum paranju blak male cheyuka njan entha cheya... Pinne ettavum valya thamasha enthanennariyo? Oral ente ee msg karyamayittu vayikkuva. Njanentho ente valya secret thetti ayachathennu karuthi, ha ha ha.....

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Tintumon

Tin2 Ravanane preethipeduthan kadina Thapasu cheythu..!Ravanan valiyoru gadhayumayi prathyakshapetttu!"Tintu..ninnil njan sampreethanayi .. ... 3Varam chodichukollu"Tin2:"illa..100 varam venam.."Ravanan:"Patilla,3 varame thran pattu"Tint2:"Ok,adhyam Angayude Gadha soojiyolam cheruthaku.."[Gadha soojiyolam cheruthaki]Tin2:"ini Sooji kundiyil kuthikettu.."[Ravanan nivrithiyillathe cheythu!]Tin2:"Mr.Ravanan ini baki 98 varam koodi tharuno,Atho njan Thante Gadha Valuthakkanoo....

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Tintumon

tintu and dundumoltintuvum dundu mollum bikkil pyankara speedil poyappoldundu:pathiya povu tintu enik pediyakunnutintu: enkil njan irikunnath pole kannadachiruno......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

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Tintumon

tintu v/s fatherachan:dr.manmohan singh ara?tintu: ariyillaachan:classil padipikumbol sradichal answer kittutintu:babu ankil ara?achan:ariyillatintu:bharye sradichal answer ki...

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Tintumon

tintumon's answer!!!!............malayalam pareeksha ezutikkondirunna tintumonQstn:prashastha kaviyathri "Sugathakumari"yumayulla oru conversation thayyarakkuka.tintumon egane ezhuthi.njan:namasthe teacher,njan teacherumai oru abhimughasampashanam nadathan vannathanu.Sugathakumari:samayamilla mone ,pinne varu.tintumon:shari teacher.!!!!...........

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Tintumon

Tintumon father's nameTeacher:achante peru parayuchinjumon:'A.C.' KrishnanDundumol:'T.V.' AbrahamTintumon:[tanum atra moshakkaranalla enna bhavathode]'FRIDGE' S...

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Tintumon

Friend: Enthanda Tintu ne 'Karanju' kondu vandi thallunnathu?Tintumon: Ente achan paranju thannitundu, oru karyavum nammal 'Chirichu' thallaruthu ennu...

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Tintumon

Tintumon’s answer to the Question of Malayalam examination.Q: ” Ankana thaimavil ninnadyathe pazham veezhkeammathan nethrathil ninnuthirnnu chudu kanneer…” Karanam ezhuthuka?Ans: ” Mambazham veenathu Ammayude thalayil ayirun...

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Tintumon

Kuttikaattil irunnu beedi valikkunna tintumonodu teacherTeacher: entha ithu?tintumon: teacher poyko.. aarenkilum kandal thettidharikku...

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Tintumon

tintumon kamukiyodu: namukoru cinemakke poyalo?kamuki:venda athokke kalyanathinu shesham mathy..tintu: kalyanathinu shesham ninde husband sammathiku...

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Tintumon

Amma: Enthina mone karayunnathu?Tintumon: Achan enikku umma thannilla.Amma: Mon nannayi padikku, appol achan umma tharum.Tintumon:Pinne, ividuthe velakkari IAS alle....

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Tintumon

Tintu v TeacherTeacher: 8 thenga 15 perku engane veethichu kodukkam?Tintu:chammanthi arachu koduthal mathi....

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Mammoty kalakki

Comedy Enna Peril Peedanam, Glamour enna peril makeup, Dance Aanel Komaalitharam, Centimence Aanel Comedy, Ennaalum Fans Parayunnu "Mammoty kalakki"......

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Time moves fast

Time moves fast when we R Holding D Hands of our Loved One.But Time moves fast Hard and Kill us every Second when we Miss our Loved Ones..Mis uu...

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I am alone.............!

Collage Gaitinte Padi Vittirangumbol Avalodu entho Parayan Bakki Vechathu Pole, Avale OnnuKoodi Kanan kothikkunnathu pole, Avalude peru Ezhuthiyum, njangal orumichirunnathumaya Aa benchil onnukoodi Irunnu padikkan kothicha pole piriyumbol thanichakumo ennullil oru bhayam Iniyum Thirike kittatha Aa nalla nalukale orkumbol ,i féèl......,. I am alone..............

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Tintumon

Force C,D,B,A,D,A,A,C,D Stress&strain B,c,c,b,b,c,d,d,c,a S.H.motion B,b,a,a,a,b,a, Itraye tin2 nte lesson ul...

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Tintumon

Aduthulla puzhayil Head master mungunnathu kanda TintuMon: sukshich nokiyit alarikond odi... . . . . . . . . . Nale Schoolillaaa....

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Sms fever

Pennine thondiyavanu 22000 vote lead, Pennine poosiyavanu 35000 vote lead.. "Njaan ninnirunnenkil laksham vote lead kittiyene.." Santhosh Madha...

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Sms fever

Veegaland water ridil kayariya aval koottukaariyodoppam ninte munniloode nadannu neengi. Nee avalude nananjottiya manoharamaaya maaridathil ima-vettathe nokki ninnu. Aval cheru punjiriyode ninne olikkannitt nokki.. Ennitt koottukaariyude cheviyil thenmazha pole manthrichu...... ''MYR...

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About nation

Govt of India put a condition that 25 lacs of people support is needed to implement 'LOKPAL-BILL', for this we just have to GIVE A MISSED call to 02261550789.After giving missed call,you will receive a thanks message. please do it to make a corruption free india.All black money holders will be jailed within 2 years by Jan lokpal bill.A missed call will change India.Do it..pass to all indians. this is not a SCAM INFO. Do it to save our Nati...

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Tintumon

Thudarchayayi 4th period'um classil vanna science teacher: kutikale, manushyark athyawashyamayi enthu venam?...... Vegam Eneetit Tintu:ulupu venam..thalle ulupp...

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Sms fever

Sniper goes to Rifle shop to buy new scope. Manager takes out one & says: This scope is so good, u can see my house up on that hill. Sniper looks thro the scope & laughs: I see a naked man & woman in the house. Manager looks in the scope & gives 2 bullets to sniper: I'll giv u this scope free, if u shoot my wife's head off & the guy's dick off. Sniper looks again in the scope: Well, seems lyk I can do that with just one shot!;-&g...

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Fact of life

Fact of life: Nvr trust ny1 too much.if d person whm u trusts hurts u.its very hard to frget d pain dat d person gav u.it wl always remain as a scar in ur he...

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Sms fever

,. -..~.,--- - --.._ ( ' . _) \ { !-' \ ! .__ . !, ¿} |_!_! !_!_| \. Advance "Thrissur Pooram" wishes....

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Gr8 words

NO BOY OR GAL CAN DENY DIS FACT: In evry gals lif der is a boy she'll NVR EVR 4GET.. & In evry boy's lif der is a gal he can "NEVER EVER" GET..!!...

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Good Night SmS

Black Sky with Solo Moon with Millions of Stars Brings U Silent Hours to Take a Nice Rest..! Enjoy the Whole Night..! SleepWell. Gud Nite Sweet Dreams......

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Sms fever

Dundu:Ninak 5 kamukimarundenu kettu Sariyanoda? . . tintu: "BANDHANGAL SWARNAM POLEYANU. Ethrayereyundo athrayere santhosh...

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Tintumon

Teacher: Nammal bike-il Pokumbol Police Kai Kaanichaal Enthu Cheyyum? Tintu: Nammalo?!!...... Thallayude aagraham kollaallo....

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Sms fever

Kindly pass this msg 2 all of ur freinds who have 2 wheelers. Don't park your 2 wheelers in direct sun light..... "kundi" pollum. Ha ha ha...

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Each indian cricketer got 3Crores in d world cup

Do U Knw? Each indian cricketer got 3Crores in d world cup. But soldiers who died after fighting with Naxals only get promise of 1 lakh. What an injustice.Spread dis msg as,even PM reads dis msg.Pls dont delete it without frwdng. Lets spnd 1 msg in d name of our beloved soldiers.As an INDIAN i d...

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"Moham kondal innedhu pennum poochaye pole,pathiye pathiye ath pal pathram kudich vatikyum".

"Moham kondal innedhu pennum poochaye pole,pathiye pathiye ath pal pathram kudich vatikyum". Ivide kavi parayunna PAL PATHRAM steelinte ano? Adhava anengil thanne adhil undayirunnu ennu kavi avakasapedunna PAL milma pal ano?Adhava milma pal anengil,adhu kudichu vaticha poocha kaatt poochayano?Kaatt poochayanengil athinte niramendh? Idhonnum kavi ivide paranjitila, pinnenganeyanu idhoru kavitha agunadh?Idhil vritham undo?Triangle undo?E kavitha sadharanakkare udhesich ullathalla, boorshagalaya sambanna vargathe kurichulladhanu?Oru sadharanakaranu moham thonniyal avanu kudich vatikyan ivide palundo? Palinu 500ml inu 13 rs anennirikye pal maatti kattanchaya akendathinte avsyagatha nammal manasilakendathanu suhruthukkale- by sukumar azhe...

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Good Night SmS

Friendshp lives inside a room called HEART, it has a door n dat door has a lock, its key is TRUST, if u lose d trust u lose evrythng keep It safe. :-) gd ni8....

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Future is not what we have planned 4 tomorrow!

Future is not what we have planned 4 tomorrow! It is the result of what we do today... Do d best in present so u ll ve a great future" . ....Gdmng&hav A Nice...

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A Boy was deeply fall in LOVE with his classmate.

A Boy was deeply fall in LOVE with his classmate. Oneday he proposed her. But she got angry & refused. but each n every sem that girl borrowed a book from him & wrote a message: I LOVE YOU too, don't leave me please... But the Boy didn't see that message. He never talked to her. 3 years went... Finally that girl commited suicide. Moral: examinu oru divasam munpenkilum book edukan...

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Good Night SmS

Sum people say "Never forget me." Sum people say "Remember me always" But I love my attitude. so I say "FORGET ME IF YOU CAN" Gud nit...sd......

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Tintumon

Teachr: vascoda gama kappalirangiya sthalam ethu? Urakathilayirunna Tin2:adukala. Teachr:njan enthada chodiche? Tin2: vasuvinte amma kappa puzhungiya sthal...

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Facebook

What Is FACEBOOK ?....Its A Place Where Boy PostsJoke, Gets No Response...AndIf Girl Posts The Same Joke,She Gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments60 Friends Reque...

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Wedding

Wedding is d only day when a boy stands on d stage&look all beautiful girls&think "daivame e penpiller ellam ethrayum kalam evideyayirun...

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Tintumon

Tintumon: What is the cost of plastic surgery?Doctor: It is near about 10,000$.Tintumon: Well, what if we arrange the plast...

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A man is dying of Cancer

A man is dying of Cancer.His son asked him: Dad, why do u keep telling people u are dying of AIDS?Dad answer : So when Im dead no one will dare to touch ur mo...

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Height of Tension :

Height of Tension :Obama updates his Facebook Status :"Laden is Killed. Justice has been Done. Victory is Ours after so many Years."After sometime he Gets a Notification -*Laden Likes your Status...

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Facebook

Boy : Do you Love me ?Girl: Yes, a lot :)*Boy goes Running*Girl : Where are you going?Boy : To update my Relationship status on Faceb...

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What is "big" in Ladies, "small" in girls and "not" there in babies???

What is "big" in Ladies, "small" in girlsand "not" there in babies???????The Letter "L"what u thinking..?? dirty m...

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