Sardar

Sardar: All over my
body wherever i press
with my finger i have
pain. DOCTOR suggested
whole body scan.
RESULT of scan:
fractured finger

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Sardar

Sardarji is filling up a job application

He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.

Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED

After much thought he writes: Yes

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Sardar

Once a Smoker was smoking at the airport.........

A gentleman came & asked him, “How much do you smoke a day?”

Smoker: “Why are you asking such question?”

Gentleman replied: “If you had collected that money instead of smoking, the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours.”

Smoker asked that gentleman: “Do you smoke?”

Gentleman: “No”.

Smoker asked: “Does that plane belong to you?”

Gentleman replied: “No.”

Smoker: “Thanks for your kind advice, but that plane is mine.”

[Smoker's Name-Vijay Mallya].

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Sardar

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Sardar: An old king's skeleton.

Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?

Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

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Sardar Sms

Sardar to his friends : For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.
I don’t know how she got my number, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says,
“Please recharge your balance soon.”

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Sardar Sms

Sardar joined a new job. On the very first day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked him what he did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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Train Signalil Nirthiyittappol
Sardar'nte Wife:
Enthaa Vandi Panjarayo?
irangi nokiya Sardar:
Athalla, Tayarum Tubum Aro Adichu Maatiyirikunnu!

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