10:12 PM
Harish
Sorry 2 disturb u If r Not busyif u r not workingif u r not tired if u r not lazyplese answer meAYYAPPANTE AMMAETRANEYYAPPAM CHUTTU...
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Sms fever
Oru vasantha kalam, bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannuaa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu ..appol njan entevathil ninakkai turannu.ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu....AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE...
Sms fever
I see a naked man & woman in the house. Manager looks in the scope & gives 2 bullets to sniper: I'll giv u this scope free, if u shoot my wife's head off & the guy's dick off. Sniper looks again in the scope: Well, seems lyk I can do that with just one shot!;-&g...
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Kalyana raman remake
(Kalyana raman remake) Sreesanth: oru ovr eriyatte? Dhoni:vendaa. Sre: pontinginte wkt edkan? Dni:vendaa. Sre:kurach line ball eriyan? Dni:vendaa. Sre:hmmm. Dni:allengil oru ovr erinjo.Bat cheyyan kurach runs venamallo. Sre: ninnodalleda nayinte mone njan 100 thavana eriyatte enn chodichath?eriyatte ennalle chodichath?allathe aksharam maritilalo? Sachin: entha sree prasnam? Sre: alla, anna njan orayram vattam e naynte monodu bowl cheyatenu chodchu. .apo avante amma. . Sachin: entha sree. Sre: alla, avante amma vellam kodukunat poleya njan enum groundl vellam kond kodukunat. Enita avan enodu ingane kanikunat. Dni:nee ini eriyanda. Sre:athenthada njan erinjal? nee ini enne kond eriyichit kaliyum thotittu poya mat...
Prithvraj
Othiri promotional activities nadathiyittum prithwirajinte urumi vendathra pongunnilla... . . . . . . . . Oru BBC reporter ...
Prithvraj
Mallika sukumaran: Mone prithvee markettil poyi meen vangi vaa.. Prithvraj: Padam ellam potti engane purathiragum? Mallika: Saramila poornimayuda churidar ittu poykko..!! Busil vechu, pardhayitta oru vrudayaya sthree: "prithvirajalle" Prithvi: Athe. engane manasilayi? Sthree: arum ariyanda, njan mohanlalada....
Cricket
YESHU KRISTU 5 appam 5000 perku koduthu... MS DHONI 5 over batting powerplay kondu 9 perku bat cheyyan koduthu. MAHANAYA DHONI..! ;-)B-)...
Brand Ambassoders
Brand Ambassoder Nokia -SHAARUK !dea -ABHISHEK Aircel -DHONY SIB BANK, BMW, AKSHAYA -MAMMOOTTY Achar, Mallipodi, Chayapodi, Brandi, Kallimund -mohan...
Cricket
Sachin-Master Blaster Akthar-Rawalpindi Xpres Ganguly-Bengal Tiger Zaheer-Baroda Xpres Sreesanth-Kochi MUNCIPAL...
Cricket
"ADI evidennu kittumenu ariyilla....athukondu njan eppozhum kondu nadakum AYUR CARE KIZHI... Ini kizhi cheyyu...easy ayi" -SREESHANT...
Lovely sms
""Longest"" is Mother"s Love,""Shortest"" is Others Love,""Sweetest"" is Lover"s Love,But""Strongest"" isOur's Love.!!Gud m...
Poverty
A rich dad tuk his son 2 a village 2 show Poverty. Aftr d trip he askd son abt Poverty. Son replied: "V hav 1 dog,dey hv many. V hv a small pool, dey hv long river. V hav light,dey hv stars. V hv small piece f land,dey hv large fields. V buy fud,dey grow theirs n 4 othrs." Dad bcame speechless. Den boy said "Thanks dad,4 showing hw poor v are!!" Life is all about how V see n accept things......
Moral
There wil b no msg frm nw k.. Offer theern Last Week, on a rainy day, I was walkin in d road. There was nobody on d road.Suddenly it started raining.A girl came near me and said,"comeon, get in2 Wen 2 ppl in luv breakup, dey cnt b frnds as dey hurt each other.. dey cnt b enemies as dey once luvd ech othr.. dey ultimately bcm d most familiar stranmy umbrella"...but i said, "its ok sister! no thanks" & walked away Moral : . . . . . Moral onnum illa aliya.Athoru koothara piece aairunnu..aliyagers......
Lokathile 3 per valare nallavaranu
Lokathile 3 per valare nallavaranu (',')/' <)) 1.Njan _/ \_ ('.') 2.Veendum <((> njan _/ \_ 3rd ninte FRND (',') <))>Athum _/\_njan....
BBC FLASH NEWS..
BBC FLASH NEWS.. Prithvirajude charithryam nashtepetu...!! . BBC NEWSinu vendi.. Veetile kidapu muriyil ninum SUPRIYA MENON....
A farmer buys a young cock
A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as it comes home, it rushes & fucks al d 150 hens. d farmer is impressed. At lunch, d cock again screws al 150 hens. Farmer gets tense now. Next day, he finds cock fuckin d ducks, goose n donkey also. Later, d farmer finds d cock pale& half-dead, vultures circling over it's head. Farmer says, "u deserved it, horny bastard.." d cock opens 1 eye & says "Ssshh! Don't shout let them land....
Mr.perrera
Hello mr.perrera,i am wilfred franzis dizuza, + + Thankalude kayyil dharalam sms-ukal undennarinju.athil kure enikku ayachu thannal pakaram swarna biscuttukal kayattividam.. + + + Athalla pattikkananu bhavamenkil.... Innu rathri ningal suryne kanila.......
BREAKING NEWS:
BREAKING NEWS: SANIA MIRZA returns to India. MILK prices down by Rs.3/- Don't think naughty, these are two different new...
FTV
FTV kaanunna muthashi: Pandokke penpillerude chanthi kananamenkil shaddi oori nokanamayirunnu,.,'Eppo avarude shaddi kananamenkil chanthi vidarthi nokanam...
GHAJINI
Girl:Amme njan Aamirinte 'GHAJINI' kandu..Suryayude 'GHAJINI'ya super.. Amma: pha! Kandavanmarude gajini nokanano ninne njan collegil vidunat...
Husband throwing knives on wifes pic.
Husband throwing knives on wifes pic. All were missing d target! Suddenly he recvd call frm her"Hi,wat ru doin?" His honest rply,"MISSING...
7 advanced subjcts after Degree
7 advanced subjcts after Degree... 1)Daily food processing Engineering... 2)Dynamics of Channel changing.. 3)Film survey technology.. 4)Kuthuvaakku communication from family.. 5)Advancd mechanics of sleeping.. 6)Viva by nattukar & famly.. 7)Seminar on answering the topic"JOLY AYILLE". Gd nit...
Library
A Huge Crowd in front of Library just Because of a Simple Spelling Mistake... . . . . "Boobs available on Rent."...
Tintumon
Tintu Mon'u Teacher Oru Message Aychu 'i miss you'. Tintu Mon Kure Neram Aalojichu. Ennitt Thirichu Avan oru Message Teacher'k Ayachu 'i student y...
Tintumon
Principal:entha late ayath?ninte frnds ellavarum samayath ethiyallo? Tintu mon: Sir,"POTHUKAL" koottamayitt varum,but SIMHAM ottaykke var...
Sardar
Sardar: All over mybody wherever i presswith my finger i havepain. DOCTOR suggestedwhole body scan.RESULT of scan:fractured fin...
Cricket
World Cup Team'inu SammanaPerumazha... Delhi Sarkar Dhonikku 2 Kodi-yum... Maharashtra Sachinu 1 Kodi-yum... . . Keralam SreeShanthinu 2 Jodi VKC Chappalum , Thalayil mundittu veettil pokan MCR mundum Prakyaapichu...
Cricket
Kerala'thil Chumattu thozhilalikal nokku kooli vardhipikan neekkam.. World Cup'l thudakkam muthal avasanam vare nokki kondirunna lavanu 1 kodi... Njangalk 1000 uluvayum,...ithentha vellarikka pattana...
Cricket
"Finalil onnu thottu ennu karuthi SriLANKA'ku onnum sambhavikilla. Ee world cup SriLanka thanne kondu pokum!!" -Sukumar Azhi...
Cricket
Kohli asked to Dhoni: anna,entina innale lavane(sreesanth) teamil kayattiye? Dhoni replied: thottirunnel parayan oru karanam vendeda???....
Cricket
Sreesanth words; "world cup kalikanam ena mohavumai chenu petathu bangladheshinu munpil.. Chenapazhe ball cheyan paranju dhoni.. Ammayeum pengalayeum manasil vicharichu erinju 5 over.... Athode dhoni flat .., indiaum.., . . . zabromki zindagi adi vangal theri vilikal me khatam ho jaati hei...
Cricket
(Flash news) World cup nadakkunna stadiathinte galleryil thee piditham . . . . . . . . Sree santhinte amma gallaryil irunnu pongala ittathanu karan...
Sardar
Sardarji is filling up a job applicationHe promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.Then came the column SALARY EXPECTEDAfter much thought he writes: ...
Tintumon
Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!...
Tintumon
Tintumon to kathakali artist: ulsavathinu keechaka vadham kathakali venam.Artist:Rs.5000 avum.tintumon:Rs.2500 taram, Vadhikkanda.. Pedippichu vittamat...
Tintumon
Tintumon: I Can Kiss U without touching.Girl: IMPOSSIBLE.! Tintumon: 20 Rupees bet. Girl: ok Tintumon kissed her very tightly Girl: hayy..u Touched me TintuMon: Inna pidi ninte oru 20 Roopaaaaa…....
Tintumon
Tintumon at a bus stop….A man asked: “Kottarakkarakku ippol bus undo?”Tintumon: “Ariyilla, Adoor Bhasikku oru jeepundu...
Sms fever
Moments pass,seconds pass,hours pass,days pass,years pass…….Nammal mathram pass aavunnillallo athent...
Kavya
kavya and nishal started their first nightkavya: I expected this ========> atleast this =====> not this ==> Nishal: I expected ((_)) or ((___)) not ((______))...
Sardar
Once a Smoker was smoking at the airport.........A gentleman came & asked him, “How much do you smoke a day?”Smoker: “Why are you asking such question?” Gentleman replied: “If you had collected that money instead of smoking, the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours.” Smoker asked that gentleman: “Do you smoke?” Gentleman: “No”. Smoker asked: “Does that plane belong to you?” Gentleman replied: “No.” Smoker: “Thanks for your kind advice, but that plane is mine.” [Smoker's Name-Vijay Mallya]....
Sardar
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?Sardar: An old king's skeleton.Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a chi...
Tintumon
An English man and Tintumon met while going to the toilet.English man: good morning, how do u do?Tintumon: usually we remove underwear and then do, And how do u ...
Tintumon
Tintumon was repeatedly buying movie ticket, finally the ticket seller asked.Enthada chekka nee kanikkunne?Tintumon: Aa doorinte aduthullavan ellam keerikkalanju.......
Tintumon
Tintumon travelling first time in plane, going to Bangalore. While landing, he shouted Bangalore… Bangalore…Airhostess said: B silent…Tintumon: Ok… ” angalore… angalor...
Tintumon after writing SSLC
SSLC പരീക്ഷാ ഫലം vannay ithavaem pottiyee........Silsila Hai Silsila( low pitch 2 times)Silsila Hai Silsila( high pitch 2 times)ente result kittiyeSilsila Hai Silsila( low pitch 2 times)Silsila Hai Silsila( high pitch 2 times)ithavanem pottiyeSilsila Hai Silsila( low pitch 2 times)Silsila Hai Silsila( high pitch 2 times)barilum poyittu theernilla ente manassinullile dukkhangalkumila polulla jeevithatthil innu examezhudhan neramillabarilum poyittu hai hai (2 times)barilum poyittu theernilla ente manassinullile dukkhangalkumila polulla jeevithatthil innu examezhudhan neramillaente result kittiyeSilsila Hai Silsila( low pitch 2 times)Silsila Hai Silsila( high pitch 2 times)innu veetil melamaaSilsila Hai Silsila( low pitch 2 times)Silsila Hai Silsila( high pitch 2 times)kayyile result kaanicha...
Tintumon
Tintumol: TV-yum poyii fridge-um poyii AC-um poyii ellam poyiiTintumon: V-guard stabilizer illa alle???Tintumol: illaTintumon: nannayii allarunel athum poyene...
Tintumon
Tintu: Eda njan innu Amma thanna 100 roopa oru pichakkaaranu veruthu koduthuSasi: Ohh..neeyoru daanasheelan thanne..Ennittaa Pichakkaran enthu cheythuTintu: Achan raavile athum pockettil ittukond thendan irangiyitt...
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Good Morning Sms
Der'z a questn.. May b u wont get itz answer in ur whole lyf.. Who iz more closer? The one who wipes ur tears.. Or D one whose thought gives u tears..? ...
Lovely sms
"I thought being happy was the most toughest thing on earth... But the toughest is acting happy with all unspoken pain inside".....
Tintumon sms
Maths Teacher: Define Maths.Tintumon: M–>Mental, A—>Attack, T—>To, H—->Healthy, S—>Students.So simple …”Mental Attack To Healthy Studen...
Sardar Sms
Sardar to his friends : For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.I don’t know how she got my number, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says,“Please recharge your balance soo...
Sardar Sms
Sardar joined a new job. On the very first day he worked till late evening on the computer.Boss was happy and asked him what he did till evening.Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alrig...
Tintumon sms
Tintumon went to his Dad's Friend's home late night.Uncle offered him toSleep in Baby's room.Tintumon refused because the Baby might Cry at Night and went to sleep inthe drawing hall.Next morning he saw a Beautiful young Girl at the breakfast table,Tintumon : Who are you?The girl replied,"I am Baby....
SMS 2011
If u r genius Translate to englsh.. a)Vaazhakoomb, b)chakkakuru, c)chiratta, d)mangatholi, e)olakkede moodu, f)ammikkallu. Vellya Puli allae.? kandupidiku.. ;-> ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, If u r genius Translate to englsh.. a)Vaazhakoomb, b)chakkakuru, c)chiratta, d)mangatholi, e)olakkede moodu, f)ammikkallu. Vellya Puli allae.? kandupidiku.. ;-> ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,...