funny sms

True love is like a pillowU could HUG it when u r in trouble U could CRY on it when u r in pain U could EMBRACE it when u r happyWant True Love?Spend Rs.50 BUY A PILLOWDictionary is da only place where death comes before life,success before work,& divorce before marriage.but the Best part isFriend comes before relatives :)A true Friendis not like',",'Rain',",'Which Rained & left away.A true friend is like~_~AIR_~_~Symptoms silient but always around u :)Take Care alotMay our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever... Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-FiftyThree dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspectsChild Donkey: Mum with whom shall...

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Independence Day

A late night sms greeting doesntA late night sms greeting doesntonly mean good nightIt has a silent msg saying..u r my last thought at night..Goodnight.Another day endsAnother day ends andwe look forward 2 a new daywith great anticipation.But a true friendship never endswhatever the passage of time.Good Night dear friend.Tumhari yaadKabhi ati hai,Khamoshi say,Chupkey Say,Rat mein,Barsat mein,Veeraney main,Anjaney main,Kise waja say,Kis liye,Kis ki khater,Kis k liey,Ye keya hey,Ek ehsasss,Ek pyass,Phir bhi acchi lagti hai,Unjani si,Begaani si,Phachaani si,Khoobsurat si,Tumhari yaad.“GOOD NIGHT”Halki si dhoop barsat k baadHalki si dhoop barsat k baad,thori si khushi her baat k baad,Isi tarah mubarak ho aap ko,Jashan-e-azadi 1 din k baad….Wish u a very happy independence dayDON jub chahta hai00:0300:0200:0100:00(((DhuzZ)))=*=*=*=*=14...

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Lovely sms

It’s true that: Nothing is permanent in this world, not even our troubles.So… keep on enjoying Life. Don’t lose your smile at any cost.I’m gonna write on all bricks dat I miss you n I hope one of those bricks fall on ur head so that u realize how much it pains wen u miss sum1.Life is a Magic. D beauty of Life is in the next second… which hides thousands of secrets. I wish every second will be wonderful in ur Life.Wake up & wink those teeny weeny eyes,Stretch those inzy winzy bones.Wear that jolly winning smile n tell urself,Today is a Beautiful Day. Good Morning.Friendship is a wonderful gift dat no one can buy.Itz made up of Luv dat roots in our hearts2 make fruits of memory not just 4 a whilebut 4 a Lifetime.A cute little poem 4 u:Monsoon rain or summer heat…U r the reason y I breathe…Tell...

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Missing u SMS

* jA mere SMS JA MERE SWEET DOST K PAS JA .... DHEERE SE JANA ...SHOR MAT MACHANA .. BZY HO TO..KUCH MAT KEHNA FREE HOGA TOW.... PYAR SE MISS U KEHNA....* The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.* 9 lessons in life:learn to carelearn to smilelearn to crylearn to givelearn to forgivelearn to sharelearn to trustlearn to love.n learn to say.u miss me* When daylight turns to a darkened hue,The lovely stars hinting at you,ur heart beat tells you something true,That some 1 badly missing you!!* There are 6 Billlion peoples in da world but i don know why i keep on missing *U* may be becoz 5,999999999 Cant Replace a Single *U** Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there...

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Missing u SMS

* i may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we're both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about.* i dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help coz it aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more serious...i am missin u!* , -. .- .'. I .'" . ", -. .- , -. .- .'. I '. Miss.'" . " " . ", -. .- , -. .- .-. .-.'. I '.Miss.'You.'" . " " . " " .* ()""() ()''''()( ."o o", )i just wanna give a HUG...()""()"()( ö)ö ) .....to a "Special Person" i don't get to see as much, but often miss.....* So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !* It may sound simple, nothing unique or original... but yet it means so much and take courage to say. I wanna tell you 'I Miss...

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MISCELLANEOUS SMS

The rain may be falling hard outside, But your smile makes it all alright.I'm so glad that you're my friend. I know our friendship will never end.The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view,but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of you.I heard someone whisper ur name, but when i turned around 2 c who it was, i notice i was alone, then i realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.Sorry 2 disturb u. Can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, Serious matter has come up actually, We r playing a cards & I lost the joker.What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."The...

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Friendship Sms

Birdie birdie in the sky, drop a poo-poo in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. It has 2 halves the left & the right.The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.I saw U on Road today. U were looking SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My Heart started singing a Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain.Honey said to sugar, we r the sweetest on this earth, GOD laughed & said wait, i think u have not met the person reading this message.....Sweet is ur nature,...

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Friendship Sms

Without humor, life sucks. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU!Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...one stone is enough to break a glass one second is enough to fall in love one sentence is enough to break a heart and one misunder standing is enough to break friendship.In this World, where everything seems Uncertain, only one thing is Definite. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond Words, TIME & DISTANCE..!!..When I'm walking in front of u, I'm protecting u. When I'm beside u I'm there for u, when I'm behind u, I'm watching...

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funny sms

Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry, no chicks found! Gay? Conclusion: You Are Gay!Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.I am a killer. I kill people for money. But, you are my friend. I will kill you 4 nothing!WHO regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologies for any inconvenience.Hello too the owner of the cell-phone with no. +91........Your SIM-card is been cracked open by Hacker's, and will destroy your phone within 24 hours, from NOW!When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child.. do we ruin our carpet or our life?We will...

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