>Who"s gud?+Its u>Who"s charming?+Its u>Who"s sweetest?+Its u>Who"s smart?+Its u>Who"s darling of milions?+Its uJada udo mat,ye msg muje aaya thaA 992 in0279q biquT22m2 pni992.2iHT 9>IiI(use mirror to read)dnt erase!its realy interesting!Frnds in heart r worst tenants,1st they capture ur heart,2nd they pay no rent,3rd they don't vacate easily,4th when they leave,they leave the place broken....Submitted By: AmitaToday is MCPS DAY..MCPS bole toh-"MAKE CUTE PEOPLE SMILE".i've done my part, now u should send it to all ur cute friends n make them SMILE too*SMS SLAM BOOK*Nick Name:DoB:U cnt live without:strngth:Bst frnd:Weakns:Hobby:1st crush:Crzy abt:Luv is:Words abt me: jaldi bhar ke bhej plzI"m happy,u know why?Bcoz I"m lucky,u knw why?Bcoz GOD lovs me,u knw how?He sent a cute...

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Good Night SMS Text Messages CollectionOn our site you can learn how to say good evening and good night sms messages. Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours. Happy journey into the world of sweet dreams! Good Night. Time to say goodnight, pick ur good night sms here. Say Good night to your friends by sending them nice and cute good night messages. Good Night Messages. Say Good night to your friends by sending them nice and cute good night messages. We have good collection of greeting sms messages.Good night my very special friendGood night my very special friend,I pray you lay in rest,And may tomorrow bring youMuch love and happiness.Do not think of me…i m in ur eyes, in ur heartGood NightWhen my arms cant reach peopleWhen my arms cant reach peoplewho r close to my heart,I always...

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Itna Daraowna khuwab?Sine me dil,Dil me dard,Dard me yaqin,Yaqin me khyal,Khayal me khwab,Khuwab me tasvirTasvir me sirf ap!Itna Darawna khuwab?Baap re BaapYe Bhi China Ka Maal NiklaDoor Ho Jao,Ye SmS 5 SecondK Baad Phat Jayega!00:0500:0400:0300:0200:0100:00——————————Nahi Phata?Naqli (fake) ??Ye Bhi China Ka Maal NiklaHow dare they fool youIf today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur1) gud looks2 ) nature3 ) style4 ) attitude,kick them off.How dare they fool u before april 1st.I am your girlfriend is ?.I am your girlfriend:Smart.Intelligent.Sweet.Talented.Excllent.Romantic.theek kaha na ?In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :pHappy april fools daySamajh lena APRIL FOOL haiIn hasino se Rasme Wafaor Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!U...

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collect 100 roses.take a sooji & a nool. make a maala. Thentake the maala & go.infront of a mirror.usee a superscene.the scene iskuranganthe kayil poomala.................................................Man's life before marriage "SPIDERMAN".Finding a girl "SUPERMAN".After engagement "GENTLEMAN" .After marriage "WATCHMAN".Ten year's after marriage "DOBERMAN"..................................................

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You are 95% BEAUTIFUL.You are 96% SWEET.You are 97% nice.You are 98% HANDSOME.You are 99% LOVELY & 100% FOOL TO BELIEVE TH...

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Shajahan Mumtassinte ormakkai Tajmahal KettiMandanNjaanayirunnengil Mumtassinte ormakkaiAvalude aniyathiye kettiye...

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Phone call for Ganguly!India Pakistan Match has started. As to be expected, it’s a charged up atmosphere and the heat is really on!India is put in to bat. As to be expected, three wickets down, for a measly score.There is phone call for Ganguly, at the Dressing Room. The Team Manager picks up the call."Hello ! I am Ganguly’s friend speaking . Can I talk to him now ?"The Team Manager replies : "Sorry ! He has just gone in to bat . "The caller replies "No problem . I’ll hold the line !...

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☻He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!☻Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.☻How do u teach a blonde maths?U subtract her chlothes Devide her legsAnd square root ...

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☻I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!☻This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience☻Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!☻I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION☻Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?☻You’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind...

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Sex is like a restaurant sometimes u get goodservice,Sometimes bad service, sometimes no service & manyTimes u have to be happy wid self service.************************************************** ***Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli :-tumari bansuri bahut hechotiHai, Aadmi ne bola _ mujhe thodi pata tha ke, town-hall’Me bajani hai.************************************************** ***Wife to husband :- ek sand saal me 300 bar sexkarta haiTum iska adha bhi nahi karte.Pati :- ye kahan likha hai ke wo 300 bar ek hi cow ko sath karta hai************************************************** ***Lady in bus :- aapka kuch touch ho raha hai.Man :- oh, who meri salary hai pocket me.Lady :- harami teri salary 5minute me 5 guna badh gayi kya ?Mod Edit: Dont hijack thr...

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………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………@@ --->കണ് ^ (.) (.) --->മുല +കണ്ണ് ¤ --->വട '&' --->പൂറ്………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………Kavya Madhavante "MulA" engane ethrayum valuthayi ennu ariyamo??Ingane njekki njekki thanne..………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………Appukuttan pavamalle. Appukuttan valare santhoshavanayirunnu.Angane avanoru aniyan pirannu.Avan valare vishmathilayi. karanam avanu AMMINJA kittunnilla.Avan ammayude mulayil Elivisham puratti. Adutha divasam Appukkan schoolil ninnum vannapol veettil oru aalkkuttam.Avan Achanodu karyam chodichu.Apol Achan paranju - Nammude Driver KUMAREETAN ennale rathri ELIVISHAM kazhichu marichu poyi...

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………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………"Good looks catch Eyes but Good Personality catches Heart. You are Blessed with both." Don"t be too Happy, it was Sent to me!I just Wanted u to Read it.………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………The importance of a dear frnd in our livs is lik d importance of our heart beats!Though they r not visible, dey silently lend u the gift called lif! Gud_night.………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………What's the difference between monkey & donkey ? Monk save this. Donk delete this . Now your choice ... . ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………2 walk is easy.But 2 walk alone is tough.Being missed by some1 is nice.But missing some1 is painful.So I don't want 2 miss a gud friend like...

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Baby kothuk. I Am go to cinema .mother kothuk- b careful people clap their hands baby- don't worry mam I am going 2 kurukshethra not 4 mayabazar.....Which boy has permission to get into a girl's bathroom & touch her everywhere while she is taking bath? ........LIFEBOYGalileo usd2 stdy wit smal lamp. Grahambel usd2 stdy in candle, Shkspere usd2 stdy in street light. Enikku manasilakatathu athalla, evanmarkku pakal entha pani?..jins"BSNL orukuna tuesday mega offer.Super star "NIKHIL" ningludearikil!'Star'nod samsarikano? Enkil vilku 9496350779. Vegamagate,E offer"STAR" urangaanpokum vare matram.Good Night!kulichu kondirikumbol kannil soap poyal ..... ..... ......... ...... ..,..... ,....... Iam sorry ithu kulikkunavarku, ullathanu..Try this,its fun.Think a number between 1-9.Now+ 5*29+5-34*5+8.Write...

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☻A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise☻Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!☻wot kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends KISS ON NECK=i want u KISS ON LIPS=i luv u KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!☻Kisses blown r kisses wasted.kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted.kisses spread germs and germs r hated.but u can kiss me baby im vaccina...

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During a sexual sessionthe girl says: "u r like a mobile phone!"Boy: "Do I vibrate a lot?"Girl: "No, when u get in to thetunnel u loose da netwo...

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Macchar NE aapko kata yeh uska junoon tha.Aapne khuja diya yeh aapka sukoon tha.chah kar bhi aap use maar na sake,kyuki uski rago me aaphika khoon thaChaand ko gharoor hay k uske paas noor hayTo kya hua mera yaar bhe to langooor hayHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahLoving what u get is compromise...Getting what u love is success..Loving without caring whether u will get it or not is true love..Loving even after u knowing that u wont get it.. Is pure love..Rich people travel in cars, poor people travel in carts but people like you travel in hearts. Have a gud day!Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai,Bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara as dost,Mujhse door ho raha hai.People vanish, people die.People laugh and people cry.Some give up, some will try.Some say hi, while some...

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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.thenI wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*God saw me hungry, he created pizza .He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .He saw me in dark, he created light .He saw me without problems, he created YOU.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*Twinkle Twinkle little starYou should know what you areAnd once you know what you areMental hospital is not so far.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*TEACHER= Name four members of the cat family?STUDENTS= Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*Why does history keep repeating it self?Because we weren't listening the first time...

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"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play theviolin after the operation?""yes of course....""Great ! i never could befo...

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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on y...

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Roses are red, Violents are blue monkeyslike u should be kept in zoo.Don't feel so angry you will find me there toonot in cage but laughing at y...

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When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him tofree u from darkness and if after you pray and yourstill in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL...

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☻Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?☻Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed into your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it, because you're smiling now!!☻Mean people suck, Nice people swallow! !☻A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain't a kiss, without some tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge Some exercise!☻CONFICIUS SAY: BOY WHO GO TO SLEEP WITH STIFF PROBLEM WAKE UP WITH SOLUTION IN HAND.☻Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!☻Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut...

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☻From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!☻He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO☻In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.☻Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!☻I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!☻It goes in dry it comes out wet.the...

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Whn u get time call me.I need 2 talk 2 u abt somethng personal cochin shipyard vilkan pokunnu. Namuk athangu vangiya...

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Man: What is common between Jesus, Krishna,Ram, Gandhi Buddha & Allah? Sardar:All were born on Govt holida...

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"SPIDERMAN" is jumping "SUPERMAN " is flying "HEMAN"is fighting one "GENTLEMAN" is sending this sms one "DOBERMAN"is reading this ...

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Magical msg!Its called mind reader.send it to 6 people(not me) then go 2 ur inbox &Press # & it will say ur lover's name.(Its not a joke) Try it...

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Try this,its fun.Think a number between 1-9.Now+ 5*29+5-34*5+8.Write that number on a paper.Now fold that paper,ennittu...Plane undaki kalic...

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Today I met 7 American scientists.They want to meet an intelligent person.I gave your address.."pattichaee..pattichaee..7 Amerikkakkare njan pattichae...

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World MISSED CALL DAY. IF U Luv my fsndship giveME MISS CALL & SEND this to al ur frnds & see HOW MANY MISD CALS U GET.If u get 5 SAMJHO u r LOVABLEEid muba...

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Life is "XXX"yerterday is Xperience2day is Xperiment2morrow is Xpectationso, use ur Xperience in ur Xperiment 2 achieve ur Xpectation.gm Have a nice d...

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NO & YES r short words which need long thought..! Most of d troubles in life r Result of saying Yes too soon & No too late.. Think over!gn f...

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Malika & Bipasha wen 2 'KBC' Shahrukh Khan askd What do u lik most in KBC? They both lifted their skirts & said "FASTEST FINGER FIR...

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¤Its 4 u my dear...!Keeping a friend is as diffcult as losing one.U sacrifice a lot to keep them...i may not hav sacrificed 4 u...But in ma hearti always keeps u swear as a real gud friend where i always fails infront of ur friendship with a lot of joy and i always feels ur presence and ur joy when u read this msg my dear....! Edited trigen version,with love ur loving friend H...

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World MISSED CALL DAY. IF U Luv my fsndship giveME MISS CALL & SEND this to al ur frnds & see HOW MANY MISD CALS U GET.If u get 5 SAMJHO u r LOVABLEEid muba...

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Avalumayi ninnapo pettenu light poyi Vetilanenki arumillafresh ayirunu aval,Enikanenki chankidipu koodiAdyamayta njan"AVALU" thinnunath, athum sarkara Ella...

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Magical msg!Its called mind reader.send it to 6 people(not me) then go 2 ur inbox &Press # & it will say ur lover's name.(Its not a joke) Try it...

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